BEST INTROS ON YOUTUBE #1

1 Jun 2016 · 3 min

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The video is a light‑hearted, improvised round‑table where three hosts (A, B, and C) riff on a series of YouTube channel intro clips submitted for a "best intros" showcase. The discussion is deliberately over‑the‑top, mixing mock‑serious criticism with absurd jokes. Host A repeatedly accuses a creator of stealing a Picasso‑style painting, flags potential copyright violations, and derides MrBeast’s visual effects, while also praising the mystery created by showing only half a TV screen. Host A also lampoons YouTube’s age‑restriction policy, claiming a young creator smashed his camera to comply with a petition. The hosts comment on visual elements such as spinning text, half‑screen reveals, and sun‑burned physiques, praising originality when creators deviate from template‑based intros. Host C adds random pop‑culture references (Bakugan, Dragon Ball, Yu‑Gi‑Oh) and reacts to the physical staging. Throughout, the tone stays comedic, self‑referential, and intentionally hyperbolic, using repeated phrases for comedic effect. The overall purpose is entertainment: to mock‑review intro clips while highlighting common tropes in YouTube channel branding.

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Enough with this tyranny, it's time for best intros.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Now I know this is best intros on YouTube, but I'm pretty sure he stole that painting from Picasso, and that violates the copyright rules on YouTube, so we're just gonna have to move on to the next one. It's good that you showed your subs only half the TV. Uh, it really leaves a lot of mystery and it'll make them want to come back for more, so really good job. I really love the use of effects. I mean, let's be honest, it's better than MrBeast's terrible effects. I mean, he He can't do them at all. He's terrible. He sucks. He's really, really bad.
Ah, sunburn! Intro! Intro! Intro! You know what? I know my intros.
He's obviously heard of MrBeast's petition that no one under the age of 13 should be allowed to upload to YouTube, and realizing that he was under 13, he took it upon himself to smash his camera so You know, he's doing us a service.
That was good. You're really far away though.
Pain and zoom. Pain and zoom.
What, you want me to stand right here? No, like a step back. Yeah, like right there. You're standing where I can see your whole upper body and you're not moving your arms. You're just like—
I'm really proud of my upper body. I mean, I've worked really hard on this sunburned physique. Now I wish I really had a record label because I want to sign this girl because she's gonna be the next— she's gonna be a nest— she's gonna be a bird's nest. She's gonna provide warmth to so many sparrows. I really love how the Spinning text behind your name really draws attention to your name, and you're trying to be different than all the other YouTubers who actually take the template and remove the thing that says name and put their name in there. So really good job, way to be original. Hey guys, welcome to my channel. Uh, wow, I'm already doing this. Okay, so that song is amazing. I've never heard of it anywhere. Like, I don't know if you made that song or where you got it, but one of the best songs in the world. That's so original.
Bakugan, Dragon Ball, Yu-Gi-Oh, whatever. Those are metal, they're pretty heavy.
All my gel is falling out.