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Hear ye, hear ye! The Black Ops 3 beta is upon us! Over the next 5 days you will encounter great frustration and great lag. You will cross paths with many FaZe Clan wannabes who are quickscoping trying to join FaZe enough past their bedtime, and when their parents went to sleep they got out of bed and continued playing the beta. And you also join many sweaty tryhard lobbies filled with OpTic Gaming wannabes using SCUF controllers, drinking Adderall and G Fuel, and it will be very difficult. But keep one thing in mind: the beta is only here for 5 days. Enjoy it while it lasts. My intros just keep getting weirder and weirder. I don't care, I like them. I don't really care what other people think. It's not about what you guys think, it's about what I'm enjoying. Insert generic YouTube motivational speech. Motivational speech right here. Now I know most of you guys are excited about the beta and getting to play the game and, you know, just having fun. That's not what I'm most excited for. I cannot wait, and I'm being serious when I say this, I cannot wait to see what random view whore BS titles all these other YouTubers are gonna use. Like for instance, someone's gonna win a domination game 200 to 0, like they're gonna score 200 points, the other team's gonna score 0, you know, and because half the team left the game and the other half was refilling their Adderall from, you know, their local CVS and stuff like that so they could keep playing and not have to go to bed, And so they're gonna win a game 200-0, and they'll probably title it like they got 200 kills. Or someone's gonna, you know, get a 100-kill gameplay and title it something like "Insane Epic Most Random Awesome Greatest 100-Kill Gameplay Ever Seen Best Gameplay Ever in Black Ops 3 Free Unlimited Ammo Supply Drop Glitch," even though supply drops are not in Black Ops 3. "How to Get Free Unlimited Legendary Supply Drops in Black Ops 3." I'm dying to see the random stupid titles these YouTubers can make up. I guarantee you people are gonna be doing videos with their girlfriend, with their sister, anything with boobs, and right before they start recording they're gonna be like, "I know this is nerdy, I know this is stupid, but I need you to be in this video so I can put your boobs in the thumbnail, and if I put your boobs in the thumbnail and this is a new game with a bunch of hype, boobs plus hype equals million views." So, yeah. Like, there may be a perk in Black Ops 3 that will give you, you know, a couple extra bullets, like 45, you know, or 100 bullets, I don't know. There might be a perk like that. Well, people are going to review the perk and title the video, you know, new hack, new Black Ops 3 hack, free unlimited ammo, never have to reload again, get a free PlayStation 4, get your college paid for, win a million dollars. I don't care what I have to put in this title, I'm super desperate for views, and I'm just gonna write it all new Black Ops 3 hack unlimited ammo glitch. And then you're gonna click on the video and it's gonna be like, hey, just run this perk and you'll get a couple extra bullets or something like that. And it's— I don't know, that's hilarious to me, people, how desperate people are. It's so funny to me, and you should follow me on Twitter because I'm gonna be tweeting about it a lot. Generally, I'll click on the video, I'll laugh at the title, then I'll get pissed off because they actually got a bunch of views, and then I'll read all the comments telling them to kill themselves, and I'll laugh again, and then I'll tweet about it. So you should go follow me on Twitter, and that's pretty much the video. Remember, meth equals death, click it or ticket. Don't use your iPhone too much because that might give you cancer. I don't actually know if that's a fact, I just ran a, you know, read a random article on that. Don't rob Walmart, that's bad. Robbing stores is bad. And, uh, yeah, I think I covered everything. See you in the next video.