
Jacksepticeye tries to shatter glass with megaphones, scaling from 4 to 100, inspired by a Simpsons meme. The glass never breaks. His ears do.
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In that Simpsons episode where Bart destroyed his entire town, he had 15 megaphones. Well, guess what, Bart? We have hundreds of megaphones right here. If your puny 15 megaphones could destroy a town, oh boy, I'm afraid of what's going to happen to North America. Somebody once told me the world was going to roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Some party wants to live. All right, 2 wasn't good enough. Looks like we gotta do— let's do 4. Ah, prepare the cannon! Gosh dang it, we still didn't break the glass. We need more. Guys, comment, is this a dog or a bear? It's a bear. PewDiePie did nothing wrong! PewDiePie may be overpriced! We hit it with the 8 megaphone cannon, and she's still standing sturdy. Sit! Double the megaphones! 16! All right, Jake Paulers, do I have a treat for you. Like I said, Bart Simpson used 15 megaphones in this meme. We have 16 lined up right here. Dude, honestly, if the world does not explode right now, I'm gonna be very angry. I'm gonna start singing and he's gonna turn them on one by one. It's every day, bro, with that Disney Channel Club. 5 million Where are you going? MrBeast, dude, what's wrong? Dude, The Simpsons lied to me. Get out of my face. I'm done with this. You'll be okay. You can't let cartoons dictate your future. You're right. Know what? I'm gonna break glass with megaphones if it's the last thing I do! 30 of them! 32! 32! Alright, anyways. You good? That was the definition of Gucci Gang ear rape. Jeez. All right. Oh, by the way, this glass didn't break. That was actually 32 megaphones, but it's all right, boys. We're not stopping. Let's do 50. You will brake. Shit. So true. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, I know. That's quite larger than most people. Yeah. This is for all you ladies out there. I have a very special song for you. All right. Dance till you're dead! Dead— dance until you die... Die? D-dance 'til ya dancin' up to death. Death-death-death of your breaths. Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. Danse danse til ya dansen down da dede dah dadadada. The glass didn't shatter, boys. It's time we bring out all 100 leaf blow— or all 100 megaphones. Oh, we ready? All right, pros, my name is Jacksepticeye and we have 100— I keep wanting to say leaf blowers— 100 megaphones pointed at this glass. We are going to break it. Ear protection on, now let's go. Alright, Flight 69, you're cleared for— What the— What the fuck is that? All right guys, it's time for phase 2. We put it in a circle, not a block. This isn't Minecraft. Enjoy. Why do you— what is that? Nothing. Did you shoot? No. No. Did you shoot it? I just wanted the video to be done. It's so loud and my ears hurt. Goddammit. Alright, so The Simpsons may have predicted Trump being president, Lady Gaga's halftime show, the 2016 Nobel Prize winner, Big Freedom Roy tiger attack, Arnold Palmer, uh, the faulty budget machines and Barack Obama's— But you wanna know what they didn't predict? The fucking megaphones! They were wrong! They were wrong, it can break glass, you just need 100. Dude, they used 15 megaphones and destroyed a city. We used 100! All it did was destroy my eardrums! The Simpsons lied. We can't trust cartoons anymore. I think the point of life is I know, right? Where's the hunting rifle? Guys, comment below if you were like me and misled by cartoons. I mean, what, do sponges not talk? Come on. Done. I quit.










