Two characters in an improvised sketch accuse each other of smashing a TV, microwave, jars, lamps, plates, and a watermelon. The dialogue loops and circles back on itself, with one character throwing in random boasts about new appliances and non-sequiturs about homeless women and yard sales. Absurdist comedy built entirely on repetition and talking past each other.
Babe, no, stop! What are you doing?
The same thing when I go out with you. Don't put me on display. I'm young and I love to be young. I'm free and I love to be free to live my life the way I want, to say and do whatever I please. Oh no, okay.
No! Ew! Why'd you smash that? What are you talking about? It's right here. I didn't smash it. What just happened? Hey, what are you doing?! No, my flowers! No! Why'd you smash that? What do you mean? I didn't smash anything. It's right there. It's my brand new TV! Oh, I've been waiting for this to come in. Oh, this is so awesome. Dude, this TV is trash. Why would you buy this? No, no, not again! Every single time! Why'd you smash that? What do you mean? I didn't smash it. It's right there. Why do you keep doing this? Lamps here, we got jars, we got plates. I get yard sale right here. Hey, how much is the jar? Oh, jar's $25 if you're interested. That's overpriced. No, what are you doing? What? No, my jar. Who would buy this? Waste of money. Who would buy that? Why'd you smash that? What do you mean? I'm just looking at this jar. I mean, it is kind of overpriced, but I mean, I didn't break it.
Tyler! Yo, I just got a new microwave.
Check this out. Not this time. No, no, no. Oh, it's over now. It's over now.
This microwave's done. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
Dude, what are you— Dude, why'd you smash that? I didn't. See? Two can play that game. What do you— You owe me a microwave.
Jimmy, I had it! Your house is gonna stink for weeks.
I know, get it up!
What are they trying to do, a chunk? Try to put your knee like outside the other side.
Quick stop to give a homeless woman some money. Why'd you smash that? Hey, get back here! Watermelon here! Watermelon for sale! Dude, no one likes watermelon.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, no one likes watermelon. Why'd you smash that? What do you mean? I didn't even touch your watermelon. I'm going to baseball. How does he keep doing this? My basement.
