Can 1,000 Fans At Max Speed Push A Car?

Dude, what? I did not think this would work. Dude, I don't even have to lie to these people. You might be wondering, why did I purchase every fan in my city to try to push a car? And well, there's a very good reason for this. I accidentally told Chris I loved him. All right, man, see you later. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Love you, dude. Wait. And the only logical thing I could do was build a time machine and try to undo that mistake. Didn't mean to tell Chris I love him. Please undo it. Man, thought that would work. More fans! Jake, did I go back in time? Nope. More! All right, Chris, did I by any chance tell you I love you this morning? Yeah, still bringing that up? Off, off. Hey, Chris. Yeah, man, what's up? Come here. Did I tell you I loved you this morning? Yeah, you 100% did. You're not going to change it, man. You just can't. I'm going to. Get away from me. I'm going to undo this. You know what? Let's bring out the 100 leaf blowers. All right, did I tell you I loved you this morning? What are you talking about? Okay, good. Now before we push a car using OnlyFans, I wanted to use my time machine to make pancakes. And then I got in the mood for a salad. After that, we tried to use hundreds of fans to make cereal. I can't see! We then were assaulted by flour. Of course, after the flour, the Fire Nation attacked and they sent a lot of baked beans. Our friend then confused us with a wall and tried to paint us. This right here is taco seasoning and it was disgusting. I was then tortured by balloons of water. All right, I probably should have mentioned this before, but we got brand new merch. Meat lovers, is this a sandwich? Because like, is a hot dog a sandwich? And drug of choice. Pop them up, they're right here as you see. And then there's two other ones we're not wearing. Just so you know, if you buy the merch, I promise it won't look like this. It'll look all nice and clean, and they're really funny. So head to shopmrbeast.com. Shopmrbeast.com. All right, we have all the fans running full throttle. We got a lot of these fans running full throttle. We got all the leaf blowers on. All right, Jake, back Back up! Before we push the car using OnlyFans, I want to show you guys a montage of all the videos I've scrapped over the course of the last month. Sometimes I film a video and it's just not enough content for me to upload, but they were really cool ideas and I'm going to show you them. And the first one is when me and Chris tried to swim in a pool of Tide Pods. All right guys, we have 2,000 Tide Pods. We have a pool right here and we're gonna fill it up. Uh, the Tide Pods didn't really do anything, and as you can see, it just turned out really stupid, hence why I scrapped this The next video I scrapped is "How Many Bullets Does It Take to Stop a Bullet?" which I thought was really cool, but— What's up guys? Do you mind? I'm trying to do an intro. Sorry. What's up guys? Today we're gonna be— Shut the fuck up! I'm doing something! What's up guys? Today we're gonna be— Fuck it, we're just gonna shoot things. 3, 2, 1. It only took one bullet to stop it and the rest fell down. All right, we got our clickbait. Now let's have some fun. Oh, that's pretty good actually. Seriously though, stop eating it. Hey, you want to be fat? Hey, tubby, keep on eating the cake. Get out of here. Hey, what do you call those? I call them, uh, Gucci. Hey, you know what goes good with cake? Soda. This soda is gonna pop. Hahaha. I wombo, you wombo, he, she, me wombo. Oh man, Chris, do you moisturize? Yeah, yeah, you do. Wait, what are you doing with the bottle? I really hate this meme. Stop saying it. I take it you don't like that meme. All right, every comment till the day I die better be, does Chris moisturize? Yeah, if you want to end up like the moisture pressurized bottle. Hey, don't threaten my fans, they're little kids. Oh yeah, sorry children, guns are bad, they kill people and stuff. Oh yeah, we're trained professionals by the way. Our previous summoning ritual didn't work. We tried screaming at God with 100 megaphones and he didn't give us Shrek. Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. So now we have a new ritual to summon our Lord and Savior Shrek. I hope this one works. The next video we scrapped is when we tried to catapult things. We're finally going to use my engineering degree from Harvard to build a catapult. Dude, you already built one. It's right there. Oh yeah, I got the degree a long time ago. We did— that was a science project. Test number 1, coconut. Alright, test number 2, apples. So you may think we're bananas for building a catapult, but let us tell you that this is a great idea. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? For those of you wondering, I'm HowToBasic. Alright guys, this is attempt, uh, something, I forgot. Hopefully it works. 3, 2, 1! Yo, my gosh! Whoa! Oh, well, it's a sack of freaking stuff. You almost died. That would have been good clickbait. Oh dude, that was sick! I think that's the farthest one yet. I'd say we got a solid, uh, 20 feet on that bad boy. Pretty good. Definitely worth spending an entire day Hey, make it good. I'm Bolga Gloria and this is Beast News. Beast News! Beast News! Beast News! Our first story is about Meme Review, particularly the bonus meme, which many people weren't happy with. One YouTuber took to the streets to protest. I'm MrBeast and you think you can get away with posting such a low-quality bonus meme? Yesn't you can't. It's time you pay the price. Everyone knows the best way to catch a dinosaur is to put a toilet in the middle of a field, and then when they go to use it, you just ambush them. That's so right, right, Chris? Make sure they don't have any toilet paper so they have to come with you. Yeah, we got this, boys. A few moments later. Chris, there's a dinosaur. Look at it. Wait for it to sit down and then we approach it. Once he sits, he's trapped. Oh no, oh, oh, oh, did he see? Oh, okay, he didn't see us. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Your hands, dinosaur. The last video we scrapped is when we tried to build the world's largest baking soda volcano. Now just keep in mind, these aren't all the videos we scrapped. I'm gonna do another video like this in the future. And after I show you this volcano, I'll show you how many fans it takes to push a car. Chris, Chris, do you see those dinosaurs? Oh God, they're attacking. Are we ready? The volcano might not be ready, but whatever. We just gotta do it. Yeah, there we go. Light this. Take that, dinosaur! Take that! That's right! Hahaha, you're dead! Oh, the Viking's going in hot. What's the Viking doing? He's a Nordic god. This is how they get to Valhalla. This is how they get immortality. Immortality is not worth dying over. As you can see, this car is in reverse currently. Yeah, switch it to neutral. All right, so he's in neutral. His foot's on the brake, not on the gas. Let go. Wait, dude, what? Dude, the fans are pushing it. Dude, the fans pushed it! I didn't think that would work! Are you ready? Hey! Look at that, dude! What? We actually did a video and it worked. I didn't think that would work. So we're in neutral. Now if we pull the car back to where the fans have power. Alright, this is where the fans are the most powerful. We're going to let it go. That counts as moving I did not think this would work, dude. I don't even have to lie to these people. Yeah, like, literally, I thought I was going to lie to all you guys, but I didn't even have to lie. Mr. Basil.