
A creator eats cereal while wondering why nobody makes cereal commentary videos, then announces he gained 5,000 subscribers this month and graduates high school in eight days. He's planning to upload full-time to YouTube and jokingly pitches himself to cereal brands.
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Huh, what's up guys? I don't know, I just hit record, kind of bored, so we're gonna eat some cereal and talk. You know, like, Call of Duty commentaries are like really big on YouTube, or just like video game commentaries. Why isn't like cereal commentaries, or like talking while you eat cereal, or while eating food, why isn't that more popular on YouTube? Let me pour this real quick. I don't eat cereal. I don't know what this is. This is my mom's cereal. So yeah, we're just gonna— hopefully it tastes good. Not— thanks a lot, Mom. But yeah, like, why is it like talking while eating food? Why isn't that like a thing on YouTube? That would— yep, I don't know. I haven't had cereal in forever. This is going to be interesting. Uh, why isn't that just like more popular on YouTube? I'm probably going to find out why, because it's probably awkward to talk while you eat. And yeah, this video is pretty pointless, so feel free to click off whenever. Mmm. Yeah, I see why it's not a thing. It's kind of hard to talk while you eat. So anyways, the channel's been doing really well. These elbows— I have a hat on, I don't care, not taking it off. The, the channel's been doing really well recently. I think like in the last 30 days we've gotten like 5,000 subscribers, which is a lot, and, uh, it's nice, like It's a lot easier to make videos when like, you know, people are gonna watch them. Like, you know what I'm saying? When you're small on YouTube, you like kind of lack motivation, but when you know thousands of people watch whatever you post, like, it just makes it more fun. Yeah, I see why, uh, cereal commentaries or cereal eating while talking videos aren't a thing. I don't know why I didn't realize this earlier. I don't want it— I don't want it to get soggy, so I'm gonna have to speed it up a little bit. Sorry. In other news, I, um, I have like 8 days of high school left, and whenever high school ends, dude, I'm gonna like no life YouTube. You have no idea. That's gonna be nice. Because like, I still play sports right now. Like, I go to school, then I go to baseball, then I do YouTube. And in like a couple of weeks, it's gonna be like no school, no baseball, just YouTube. And holy crap, you guys are probably gonna get tired of me. I'm gonna like spam the mess out of your sub boxes. Kellogg, you should sponsor me. I would eat your cereal all the time if you'd sponsor me. I mean, like, if you paid me like $20 a video, I would do this every day. You too, Lactaid milk. Drop like $20. I'll just sit you here for every video. So yeah, that was my, uh, my cereal commentary, or I don't know why I'm saying commentary, it's not a commentary. My cereal eat while talk. I see why eating while talking isn't really popular on YouTube. You know, sometimes you just don't know till you try things. So it wasn't really that good, to be honest. Unless they sponsor me, then that was the best cereal I ever had. But as of right now, they're not going to, so that wasn't really that good. The milk was eh. And that's the video.










