
A comedic musical monologue that chants
Chapters
I had a dream I got a Kim. It felt so good to call it in. God is not dead. Let these words spread. I aim my gun up to the sky. We knife the air and watch them die. God is not dead. Let these words spread. I'm never gonna trade it in. Whoa! I'm never gonna trade it in. Gonna give it up. No, let's all play it now. This game destroyed my social life, his social life. This game destroyed my social life, his social life. I used to enjoy this game with friends, but Titanfall came crashing in. COD is not dead, let these words spread. What about zombies and all the new DLC? COD is not dead, let these words spread. I'm never gonna trade it in, whoa, I'm never gonna give it up, no, let's all play it now. This game destroyed my social life, his social life. This game destroyed my social life, his social life. I have a prediction. Just like your Titan— Your franchise will fall! The gun damage is even, the fanbase is mature, and there's never any lag! Who needs a social la-a-ah? La-a-a-a-a-a-a-i. Everyone. COD is where I found my wa-a-a-i. My wa-a-a-a-a-a-i. She's fat. I will always play, I will always play, I will always play this game for the rest of my la-a-a-a-a-a. The rest of my entire la-a-a-a-a-i. If it's Black Ops 2, just don't na-a-a-a-i. Don't na-a-a-a-a-a-i. Hi! Alright man, we're finally done. But Call of Duty sucks. Oh yeah, you're right, it does. So why'd we even record this? Easy views, man, easy views. Oh yeah, easy views.










