A chaotic Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 multiplayer session where players trash talk over voice chat, celebrate kills, and mock each other's use of the noob tube rocket launcher. The banter is fast, profane, and full of reactions to in-game mishaps and dolphin dive maneuvers.
Let me take the— all right, there we go.
Holy fuck.
Oh, what the fuck? Actually a big what the fuck.
My real account on YouTube, what's it called? Optic Jets. Optic Jets. Oh, all right, doesn't show me last. Why do you have 4?
Why do you have 4 tubes?
Oh, oh shit!
Oh, come on, you got a noob tube.
No Nobody likes you, kid.
Me and Wesley got raped by a noob tube.
No, like, I swear to God, I— if somebody uses a noob tube, it means they have zero skill because they have to use an explosive to kill someone.
Oh shit, you're only hope of surviving. Yeah, because you're a little 5-year-old killer. Whoa.
Oh fuck.
Open champagne.
What a dilly-dally in the fountain.
Oh no, my grenade! I want to pick it up.
Okay, play by play, here he comes. Play by play, here it comes. Okay, we're watching Virus. We are currently on board with Virus. He's checking corners, checking corners. The bomb walking through the doorway. He sees him, he sees him running, he's shooting through the barrels, he's shooting and he kills him! Boom! What the heck, dude?
I can't get out! Move! Oh my God, there's a guy there!
That's it, he just said, all right, one try, let's noob tube him, and he gets fucking noob tubed. Oh, I'm the dick! What a nerd, only nerds get noob tubed to the dick.
All right, so I'm gonna go dolphin dive so I can like be with the dolphins.
