
Someone cuts a table in half using only plastic knives. It costs $100 total and takes enough effort that a friend Michael helps with a quarter of it. The full unedited version is linked if you want proof it actually happened.
This is a table. I'm gonna take these plastic knives. I'm gonna cut right here. I'm gonna cut all the way through it. Alright boys, I got my table here. It's a real table. I got a bunch of plastic knives. I'll probably have to go get more. Let us begin.
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So yeah, I just cut this table in half using a plastic knives. Sorry if I sound out of breath, it's because I literally just finished. I'm actually really tired still, my hands sore from flipping cutting. But, uh, I spent about $40 on the table and then I spent about $60 on plastic knives. Did not use all the plastic knives, but I got tired of running to Walmart and having to buy more. So in total, this cost me about $100. And by the way, the full version will be linked down below, top line in the description. Click the link, you can watch the full version of me cutting. Now there is a couple hours missing because I wasn't always recording, but for the most part, most of the cutting is in that full version. So, you know, if you don't believe me or you don't trust me, which I don't know why you wouldn't, the full version's linked down below. And, uh, I just— I can't believe I did that. Uh, shout out to my friend Michael. My friend Michael actually helped me a little bit. We livestreamed one day and he did a decent amount of cutting. He probably got about 25% of it. This actually took work and time and money and everything, and it was not worth it. I don't know why I did it.










