Destroying My Friend's Car And Surprising Him With A New One

Alright guys, so we're at the site and what I told the guys we're doing is we're microwaving a microwave, microwaving a microwave, microwaving a microwave, microwaving a microwave, like those other microwave videos. We have all the microwaves, but instead I'm gonna send Ethan out to go do something. While he's gone, we're gonna destroy his car. When he gets back, he'll see it, then we'll go take him to buy whatever car he wants. Alright guys, so let's go ahead and get the microwaves out. This is the tarp and we're gonna try to microwave a microwave, microwave in a microwave. Bring them over here. We got the microwaves. Are we supposed to have 3 microwaves? Uh, yeah, I think we are. Here, let's just pull them out. They might be back there. Here, put this this one down. I think there's a microwave in it. So we're gonna microwave this microwave while microwaving this one. But I do know we have a fork somewhere. Ethan, we're gonna need you to go grab the fourth microwave. We forgot it. Okay, if you could go get that real quick, we'll just film other things while you're gone. Like, we'll microwave the dumb stuff while we wait. What car should we take? You can take mine since the microwave is a little big. I don't think it's gonna really fit in your car. All right guys, let's start microwaving stuff. Bring them over here real quick before we destroy the car. This is what we are going to do. We are going to put this microwave inside of that microwave inside of that microwave with that microwave and then a bigger microwave. But fuck that, let's go destroy his car. By the way, we grabbed his keys off him before he left. If you roll down his window when his door's unlocked, it makes his door come open. Oh, that's a thing. Oh my gosh. This car is worth $800. He hates it. Trust me, right? I would not destroy his car if I didn't know he hated it, okay? We drove a car through duct tape. I don't know if you've seen the video yet. But when we did that, I asked him how much it would cost for us to destroy his car, and he said he'd let me do it for like a grand. So we're going to give him a $10,000 budget. So trust me, guys, I know he will be happy. I promise you, I would not do this if I wasn't 100% certain he he would be happy. All right guys, let the destruction begin. Wait, did that do anything? All right, begin. Do what you want, boys. Fuck it up. Hey, MrBeast, what are you— what are you doing with that? Wait, hey, what are you— don't, don't do that. No, come on, man. It came back to me. That's really satisfying. You proud of yourself? Yeah, I'm having fun. Oh, oh, freaking crap, man. Oh, oh, oh, dude, are you kidding me? That thing's like bulletproof. Oh God, wait, wait, wait, let me throw the microwave at it. Yeah, I'm determined to break it with the microwave. Oh God! Hahaha! Quidd like me hates when my friends drive around crappy cars. That's why they're the sponsor of this video to make this happen. I know that you guys have missed Quidd, it has been a while since we've had them but the king has returned. For all of you not fortunate enough to already have Quidd downloaded let me just briefly explain what it is because it's really fun app and also I have a cool competition for you. You see, Quidd is an app where you collect cards and stickers from your favorite shows and ya know? You've heard this a lot on my channel before, but today we're doing something different. There's going to be a pack called Destroy Car, which is going to be pictures and GIFs from this video. And on Quidd, they have a leaderboard system, and every time you open up a pack, it will give you a number like 1 out of 10,000 or 9,000 out of 10,000. These numbers are randomly assigned to every card you get, so you could be the first person to open a pack and your card be like number 8,000 out of 10,000. So to get right to the point, there are multiple cards in every pack. This pack is called Destroy Car. There's leaderboards for every pack on Quidd. And the leaderboard ranking system's based on who has the lowest number for each cards in the pack. So it's kind of like when you were a kid and you collected Pokémon or Yu-Gi-Oh cards or baseball cards, except for now it's digital and there's a worldwide leaderboard for recognition if you're really good at it. So if you get a card and it's 1 out of 10,000, that's as rare as they come. And let me tell you why you wanna be number 1. At the end of this week, Sunday at 12:00 PM Eastern time, whoever is number 1 for the pack destroyed card on Quidd you will get to do the outro on one of my videos! I'll literally give you like 20-30 seconds to say whatever you want in front of millions of people! You can plug your Twitter, you could plug your Instagram, you could say "Mom, I love you," it doesn't matter! All you have to do is be number 1 on the leaderboard on Quidd for the Pack Destroyed car! We're gonna act like we hit his car— It's going to make no sense... Ohhh! Ohoohoo! Whoa-ho-hooo! Dude! Ooh! All right guys, this is called Whack-a-Mole. Ooh, good luck! Oh, are you satisfied? I'm pretty satisfied. Don't ever assume. Don't ever assume me. Let's hurry up. Ethan's gonna be back here in like 20-30 minutes. Bumper destruction. Oh, strike one. Foul tip, man. Real quick, stop commenting about him moisturizing and comment about his new tan. Does he look really tan to you guys? Do I look really tan? He's been hitting the beach, boys. Beach bod right here. Oh, oh, all right. The new question is, does Chris tan? Comment below. See, I'm gonna hate that. Oh, more dirt coming out. I'll get the wide. There, I did it. All right, you guys remember when I used to destroy laptops all the time? I hate them. Will they ever work? Yeah, it prepared me for this. All right, I'm content. Yeah, that's a strong piece of glass. Here, I'll finish it. Finish him! I'm not really a big fan of destroying things, so I'm just letting them have fun. This is for not loving me. Give me back my hammer. Try and push the door with your hands so it just like snaps the wrong way. That's a lot of damage. You see, the problem is this is hindering us from opening the door. No, man, dude, shouldn't have any problems now. There we go. You gotta get the spaghetti out of the car. Yeah, you gotta cut the spaghetti off, it's not coming out. That's tough spaghetti. No wonder he was so confused when someone touched it. Alright guys, there was some change in his car actually, so I guess we owe him like $10,000 and like $5. Sorry for stealing your money, Ethan. Let out a lot of anger today? I let out a lot of anger today. I feel like everybody should smash their friends' cars. Car. It's really good therapy. Yeah, as long as you give him a car worth 10 times more afterwards. All right, I don't know, let's get ready for him to come back. We're going to park the van right behind it and act like we hit his car. Download Quidd. That's a lot of damage. Okay, Ethan, it says F you. That's for clickbait. I really don't hate you. You're a cool guy. Okay, I just, you know, people, you know, you know. Oh, dude! Oh my gosh! Oh, dude, dude, he's here! Oh my gosh! Run away, the sled's here! Oh my gosh! Oh, he's coming! He wasn't supposed to be here for a while. Jeez, dude. No, no, don't do that. I don't want to see you die. Oh, shoot, dude. Oh man, he's gonna be pissed. He's gonna be pissed! Hey, Ethan! What did you do to my car? We accidentally hit it with the van. I'm sorry. I was just driving and accidentally hit it. There are also a few deer too. Yeah, yeah, dude, a bunch of deer came out of the woods and like ran into it, I think. Hey, thanks for not messing my car up though. Yeah, I need that. How am I supposed to get to work? It works. We just have to flip it back over and put the battery in it. It's fine. We took the battery out for you, so there's no worries. What the heck? Why? You know those windshield wipers you just got? See, they're still good. I just paid $50. They still work. See, look, clean windshield. Watch out, buddy. There's a little bit of glass everywhere. Yeah, we kind of— What was the point? I need to get— how am I going to get to work? We just bought that van. Yeah, you can use the company car. Yeah. Do you want to tell them? Yeah. All right. So you remember that app Kwid? Yeah. Yeah. They said you could buy a new car, so we thought we'd destroy your car. You came back early. But yeah, now we're going to take you to buy a new car. Really? Yeah. Because like, how? I don't remember, but how much is this worth? Didn't you say it was like $800? Yeah. Yeah. See, we're going to buy one that's 900. But yeah— Hahaha! Nah, 1,000. What? I like this car. You were literally telling me last week how you hated this car. Don't even give me that crap on camera here. Okay. Bullcrap. Oh my God. That was like a giant drum, dude. We haven't told him how much he can spend. He must have seen a couple MrBeast videos. Yeah, he must know that, like, you know, we take care of people. There's a lot of glasses. Oh, he just starts drinking shards. Why my car though? Because it's worth $800 and we're gonna buy you a really nice one. All right, come on, be honest. It had 200,000 miles. So if someone offered you $2,000, would you have sold it to them? Yes. Exactly. My point. Exactly. I actually really hated that car. So I'm actually really glad that this happened. Trying to make MrBeast feel bad. I know, right? What an asshole. I know you hated that car. He's like, oh, it was so comfy. Bullshit. You were telling me how you wanted a new car. This is not what I expected. Somebody touched the mustache. Yeah, that was us. We did it. That was Tan Boy and me. Tan Boy. Does Chris tan? Maybe. We also adjusted your seat too. We also adjusted your car on its side. MrBeast6000. All right, well, Ethan is currently looking online for a nice new car. Tell me when you find a car you want. Yep. We will go buy you the said car. Everyone tell Ethan you like his beanie. Alright, E-Bob says he found his car. Is that the bad boy? That's the bad boy. I have to look like all the rest of the North Carolinians. Alright, well, good enough for me. Let's go, boys. Let's go buy it. Let's go. Alright guys, so we're currently driving to the dealership. Ethan, you got the car you want, right? Yep. Yep, he knows what he wants. We're going there. We're gonna try to bring them down, use our, you know, pro-level negotiation skills and get him this car. That's why we brought the company dad, so that way you can talk them down. This is my dad. He's not actually my dad. I was about to say, hey Chris, are you kind of bored on this car ride? Yeah, you know, I really wish I had a really cool and amazing app to go with my new tan. Why don't you just download Quidd, open up some destroyed card packs, and try to become number 1? Because if you're number 1 on the leaderboard at the end of the week, you get to do an outro on my channel, which will be seen by millions of people. But wait, I'm being seen by millions of people right now, but it could be you. Okay, well, you guys should do it. Chris, you know, he's already famous because of his amazing tanning and moisturizing skills. Look at all this moisturizing and tanning I'm doing. Alright, so we just pulled up here. We're at the dealership. Hey Chris! Hello! Let me grab our viewers. Tell them about your experience with Quid. I got Quid. It's the best staff ever. Look, it made me tan. Alright Ethan, let's go buy your car. Alright, I'm excited! Go, go! Let's go pick out your car. Last time I bought a car, they started ringing bells and— This beast just purchased himself a pre-owned Chevrolet! Hopefully that doesn't happen again. It was a little weird. You trying to survive a zombie apocalypse? This is a nice car. I like it. Viewers, you want to see inside Ethan's car? This is a nice— this is a bad boy. Dude, you could throw a party in this car. Looks like this car looks like it's pissed off at us. Alright, I want to sit in it, see how comfy it is. Oh wow, the tint on this is crazy. So what do you think about it, E-Bob? It's awesome. Amazing! It looks like I could run over people— yeah it really does... But you don't have to do that? Yeah but she's not responsible if yo'runnover someone?! That was from last zombie he hit—the person who killed Darnit left him marked—you're gonna look like taking down an army—I'm actually recruiting for my private military Imagine this thing with 50 cal machine gun on top of them gup-g upg-upp-ghh Someone make me GIFs outta dat! That's gonna be a Quid sticker now. Yeah, hey Quid, make that one of the stickers. Chris, um, you got some nice Yeezys. Where'd you get those? Uh, I got them from MrBeast. Did you tie them at every state? I did, and I have to double time now because they don't stay tied very well. Hi guys, all right, we're gonna interview Ethan a little bit. Hey Ethan, all right, did you get your car? Got my car, it's right out there. Oh yeah, he actually bought the car. I think it's a very swell car. Yeah, I actually kind of like Type 2s. Looks like a tank. Yeah, the ones that aren't subscribe, I'll run him over. You guys should subscribe or he's going to run you over. Pretty serious. All right guys, before we go, 3 things. 1, download Quidd. Remember, end of the week winner gets to do an outro on my video. 2, subscribe. 3, shout out to this guy, he got first comment on last video. If you want to win $100— honestly, I actually don't remember who it was, so there might not be an image there— but if you want to get $100, get first comment on any of my videos, turn on notifications right now. Lastly, tell Ethan congratulations on his new car or tank, whatever the hell this is. It's what he wanted. Are You like it? Yes, I love it. You sold me a car! Look at the awkwardness. So thank you, Jimmy, for buying me a new car. Yeah, thanks for giving me content, honestly. Yeah, I love destroying your cars. You can destroy my car any day as long as you buy another one. Yeah, seriously, you can destroy any car you want as long as you buy them a car worth 10 times more. It's a law, trust me. Where are you going? You better not be shit talking me. No, where are you going? Bye, have a good time.