Destroying My Friend's Car And Surprising Him With A New One - Slime

This is my friend Tyler's car and it recently stopped working, so we thought it'd be a good idea to smash it, fill it with slime. His car just got slimed. Blow it up and then take him to the dealership to buy a new car. Now I needed Chuck E. Cheese tokens for an up-and-coming video, so I paid Tyler to drive all day to the nearest Chuck E. Cheese and get tokens. And while he was gone, This is what we did to his car.

Hello?

Hey, so for that Barrett video coming up, we need some Chuck E. Cheese tokens. Can you run to the nearest one? Yeah, where's it at? I don't honestly know. I think there's one in , but obviously it's going to take you a couple hours. So if you could leave soon, that'd be great because we do need that tomorrow.

Yeah, that's cool. As long as you know it'll take me a little time.

Yep. We just bought a slow-mo camera, so let's see what a bullet looks like going through a window.

Shoot.

Good boy, way to stay in place. What gun you got there?

This is the Nerf blaster that we—

Hey YouTube gods, this is a Nerf gun. It's a— we probably shouldn't say that because it's not a Nerf gun.

It's a water gun.

Yeah, there you go. 3, 2, 1, shoot!

The bullet didn't even go through, so it got stopped by this, this really heavy boy.

The window disappeared. Hey Chris, how many minivans does it take to stop an AK? I guess one. There's glass on this door and pro window removers here. They teach you that in Viking school?

They did, second grade.

All right guys, we got about 2 hours till Tyler comes back and, uh, I'm not a big fan of destroying cars but, uh, you guys seem really excited so have fun. And Jake, please don't kill anyone.

Stand clear.

Oh hey car, give him his pickaxe back. You know what, Fortnite's a lie. Do you see Fortnite cars taking pickaxes? Wow Jake, that's a lot of Giving it all I have. Oh man.

Oh yeah, work it ladies!

This might get our female viewership up.

Jimmy, what radio station do you like?

I kind of like pop, give me some Taylor Swift.

All right, is this the good song?

Uh, nah, this is a bad song.

All right, how about this?

Nah, better one, man. Hey, actually I do like this song. Good, this sounds like my outro song. It's stuck on this one. All right, well it looks like they're stuck listening to it.

Oh God, it's terrible. I really can't get it out.

All right, let's have a competition. Let's see who can shatter the front window. Uh, Chris, you go first. Oh God. Uh, viewers, rate Chris's swing. Window, that's stealing. It's not your pickaxe. Give it back, Jake. It's now— oh, ladies first. Katie, it's your turn. Nice, nice, Chris. Her dent's a little bit bigger than yours. That was— that was—

wow. Oh my God.

Here, can I just see that axe real quick? Let me just throw that over there. All right. Yeah, you can go home.

I think there's like some puppies that need cuddling.

Yeah. You want to go work at the daycare or something?

Anybody remember this from the last car video?

Nah, last video was funnier. Cut to the last video. Oh God. Chris. Yeah. This car called your mom fat. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Said she was very attractive.

You what?

Do you think your brother will care about what we're doing to his car?

Nah.

That's a really big headlight. I really want to smash it just 'cause it's so large.

Wait, Chris, headlight matters lives too. Jake, are you not part of the headlight matter lives too moment?

This is because Toyota doesn't sponsor us. For my next trick, I'll make a hammer disappear. You gonna cook us lunch? Yeah.

Guys, you've been doing it all wrong. Everyone knows the best way to destroy a car is a microwave. My Hot Pocket's still not ready.

Give it one more throw. See, now it's plugged in and now it'll work.

See, ding!

They're ready.

Hey Chris, remember when you found spaghetti right here?

Yeah.

Let's see if we can find some more. Oh yeah, look at all this spaghetti right here, dude. I see some red ones. Does that mean it has tomato sauce?

That's the, that's the tomato sauce. The yellow ones ain't got no sauce.

I'm allergic to spaghetti. Close that up, man. Oh geez, viewers, sorry about that. Wait, is that a speaker?

That's a speaker, dude.

Speakers are really good at Jenga.

Yeah, they are. Let's see if they're good at getting kicked.

Can you tell us something really embarrassing about Tyler that he wouldn't want the world to know? Did he poop his pants in first grade or something?

Yeah, first grade. We were homeschooled.

Was your teacher hot?

Oh wait, there is a sunroof.

You just break it open and it's a moonroof.

Okay, moonroof. Now we have no roof, dummy. Are you the mailman?

Yes, here you go.

You sound like Mario.

Oh my goodness, there's a golf ball in here.

We're doing it, we're gonna hit that golf ball in there with the slow-mo camera. All right, Jake, show us that golf swing, man. Oh, are you ready for this?

Hole in one.

Yeah. 1.

Jake, you missed! The car has a tail now. It's a monkey.

Look, it's happy. Look, it's wagging its tail.

Good boy. Who's a good boy? You're a good boy.

I'll blow this entire bumper off. There we go.

Yep. Wait, so you're telling me all I have to do is scream and I'll sound like that?

Yeah.

Hey Jake, let's hear you scream. Ah, let's see. We didn't edit yours. What a weirdo.

What? That's not how you scream?

My scream sounds like Hey, what you doing?

Looking for Blockbuster gift cards. How many you got so far?

Zero, bro.

They don't sell them, so like I'm trying to go to pawn shops and stuff.

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna talk to Delaware and then I'm gonna call you back, see what he wants you to do. All right, all right, I'll see you. To make it not obvious, I wanted you to call him because I've already called him twice. All right, Jake, I don't want him to die, but I think it'd be funny if we put it on the front of his car just because, I don't know, it'd just be funny. But Obviously I don't mean this, and like, he's my friend, um, and he's— he'll think it's really funny. We don't have that much slime, and obviously we don't want to be super wasteful. So what we're doing is we're putting Saran Wrap and covering up certain parts so we don't need to use tons of slime. We just need to fill the parts of the car that he can see, like the windshields and stuff like that. So what they're gonna do is pour slime, and the car tipped over.

Get it over the windshield.

Yeah, dude, Tyler's gonna be so pissed. It's gonna be a surprise, that's for sure. Alright, his car just got slimed. It blends in with his car. This was a horrible idea.

Yeah. Hello?

Hey, can you head over here?

Yeah, Jake the Skeleton.

Okay. Yeah, we're at the farm.

Alright, see ya. See ya.

I've done something similar to this in the past, and Tyler's probably seen that video. So to spice it up, we're gonna be acting like we destroyed his sister's car and that we're gonna buy his sister a new car. So he's gonna be really confused because he's gonna be like, you guys destroyed my car, why is my sister getting a new car? Because, you know, he knows how things work. So if we just showed him his destroyed car, he'd be like, oh, I'm getting a new car. So we're gonna prank him and act like we're getting his sister a new car. Yeah, we wanted to show you something. Come over here. We took your sister's car and we destroyed it, and then we're gonna go buy her a new one. We just wanted to get your reaction to the car.

Oh my gosh, that is all jacked up. Wait, why does she get a car before me? I don't understand. I've been working. I got you this job.

She said she really needed it. She said her car didn't even start anymore.

Are you joking right now?

It doesn't work.

Oh my—

oh, that's—

oh man.

Oh, you want me to die, bro?

Come on, that's for clickbait. I don't want you to die. I want— I want you to live.

It's her car.

This is her car? Yeah, she told us. I drove this to school and was called the soccer mom. No, this is like— this is— I take full credit for this car.

Yeah, you have that car. That's your car.

Yeah, Tyler, what— if this isn't your car, would you pull up in?

Illuminati confirmed.

That's right.

She said she wanted a new Camry, so we're getting her a new Camry.

All right, well, let's go buy her a car. I'm—

let's get it.

Can you clean this up?

Are you for real, man? Yeah, you guys are just so funny. She had my job title now, she get my pay. She got one before me too, so that's messed up. Before me.

Jake, can you just like go touch his nipple and tell him something? You're not getting a car. Reject. All right, we can stop the joke.

Yes.

Of course, Tyler, we're gonna go buy your new car.

But wait a minute, we gotta do something with this car.

Yeah, we're gonna blow up your car with Tannerite. Is that okay? You're not mad at me for destroying your car?

Like, no, no, please do it. Can I do it first?

Well, what was your car worth?

This?

$500.

Okay, it was terrible and it didn't even work. No, I can't drive it. I just don't want people to think I'm an asshole. And the other thing is, that's purely for clickbait. Like, I don't want you to die.

I am no longer the soccer mom.

I'm so happy right now. Viewers, Still refer to him as a soccer mom though in the comments section. Every video, just like Chris is Moisture Boy, he is soccer mom. Actually, let's upgrade you to soccer dad. Everyone refer to him as soccer dad. Before we take Tyler to buy whatever car he wants, we thought it'd be a good idea to blow up the car we smashed. 2, 1. All right, time to buy Tyler a new car. All right guys, we just got done destroying his car. Obviously you saw the clip of his reaction. Now we're gonna take him to the dealership and he has $10,000 to put towards whatever car he wants. Which— shop it! Shop it! It's like he said, his old car was $500, so I think that's good for him, right Chris?

I don't know, that's We probably should have gave him $250.

So Tyler, what car are you getting?

I'm gonna get the 2015 Lincoln MKZ.

Ooh, fancy boy.

I don't know anything about cars, but it sounds good. It's very nice.

It's better than the soccer dad's car.

Hell yeah.

We're still gonna call you soccer dad. Do I get to stop being called meat lover?

You're moisture boy. Okay, there we go. Moisture boy, soccer dad, MrBeast.

150K likes, I'll get another spray tan.

What was that? I got that. I got that.

Did you really?

Yeah. Ethan, put that in. Put that in. 100, dude, I did not tell Chris to say that. I swear, if we get 150,000 likes, he's getting a spray tan.

I'll get another one.

The video gets 300,000 likes, we'll all get spray tans, which we can easily get 300,000 likes. Wait, no, I'm switching it. Half a million, half a million or no spray tan. So Tyler picked out the car he wanted, and ironically, this is the same dealership where we bought my brother a car using only $1 bills. You smashed another one.

We smashed his car. This guy worked at the Nissan place that we pranked 3 weeks ago, and now he works here.

You just can't get enough of us. That's why I was just messing with him, and he said a customer.

I said, they don't have customers They're pranksters.

You got some slime on your leg.

Thanks, Tyler.

We took his car and we smashed it and filled it with slime, and now we're buying him a new one.

Hey, that's the best deal that you can ever get right there.

All right, you should tell them to subscribe so they never miss one.

Subscribe so you never miss nothing. MrBeast, he's a-okay with me.

Yeah, thank you. So they gave Tyler a $500 discount on his car. So shout out, shout out to Tony. This is his store right here. I said I'd put the sign in the video if he gave him a little bit of money off. So this is their sign. Yeah, go visit the sign.

Okay.

Touchscreen control. All right, we get it. You're cool. I know.

Max AC. Now they can't hear us. We can say anything.

My viewers, Sup? I didn't mean it, guys. It's just because, like he said, I could say anything. So now it's time for our interview. Tyler, how many wheels does the car have?

4.

Is that how many you wanted?

4 is what I wanted.

I think we did a good job.

That's everything a car needs, really. That's everything a car really needs.

You just said that. Now you might be wondering where the money for this new car came from, and the answer is shopmrbeast.com, home of the funniest shirts on the internet. Every shirt we sell on shopmrbeast.com is hilarious, and the money made off the shirts allows me to do nice things things like this to Tyler or other people, you know, even Twitch streamers. Chris is wearing a shirt from shopmrbeast.com, which is the sponsor of this video.

Hey, we sponsored ourselves, dude!

That's— oh, is that illegal?

Nah.

Okay, see all those shirts popping up on the screen? Look, those are all hilarious shirts. I'm intelligent.

That's my favorite.

That one's your favorite? That is, dude. Uh, that one's my favorite.

Gotcha, gotcha.

Yeah, all available at shopmrbeast.com. They're reasonably affordable and they're really funny. Every shirt available on shopmrbeast.com is hilarious.

School's coming back. Don't you want people to know how funny you are? You can wear these shirts Go to school.

Well, not that one. That one would get you bullied. But there's really cool ones up there, like life is unbearable. Yeah, that one was really funny.

That's my favorite.

Me and Chris thought of these shirts ourselves and we made them ourselves. So if you go to shopmrbeast.com, you can find some pretty original, really funny shirts. Tyler, you're getting a new car that is funded by these shirts that the viewers will buy. So what are you gonna tell them?

Definitely buy the shirts because this is like literally amazing. I mean, so great.

Wait, that shirt's not a merch shirt? You should rip it off.

Yeah, get off, get outta here. Dude, what are you, not even wearing a funny shirt? Dude, the funny shirts are buying you a new car and you're not even wearing it?

Is there anything you wanna say?

As you enjoy your driving the car.

I absolutely love this car, and I could not have got it without you guys. So buy the shirts because those shirts are hysterical. They're soft, and they're gonna make all your friends like super jealous until they buy them.

It's funny because they probably think I told you to say that.

No, I swear I didn't.

You guys buy shirts, we can buy him more cars, right?

Yes, I'll take another car.

All right, well then, uh, buy shirts so we can buy everyone else a car.

Yes, plus you're gonna love them. They're literally amazing.

What's your favorite shirt?

I'm a big fan of the "I'm intelligent" shirt. That's it.

Yeah, I I used to like that, but now I really like that. Life's unbearable. What about you, Chris? What's your favorite shirt?

My absolute favorite shirt is Life's Unbearable.

Yeah, same.

I'm sick of being called a meat lover. Stop calling me a meat lover.

Flashback to that. Alright, we're gonna get you a Life's Unbearable shirt, Chris.

Alright, thank you.

Alright guys, that's it for the video. Make sure you subscribe, buy the shirts like he said, because that was the sponsor of this video. You should take this turn right here. And yeah, I'd appreciate it if you subscribe. You know, how are we supposed to patch PewDiePie and become, you know, meme lords if if you guys don't subscribe.

We could just take him out.

Oh yeah, that's true. To dinner.

Hit us up.

Yeah.