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In this comedic YouTube monologue, the speaker, using a dog‑persona, argues that the YouTuber "Beast" deserves early access to the Black Ops 3 beta just like other prominent creators. He points out that Mart, Ollie, Ally, and Whitey have already received early copies, claiming this creates an unfair advantage that will rob Beast of views, subscribers, and revenue. The speaker dismisses a claim that the situation is racist, yet paradoxically labels the early play by Ally and Mart as racist, highlighting perceived hypocrisy. He laments the "rich get richer, poor get poorer" dynamic, and concludes with a playful demand for a treat as a reward for reading the scripted rant.
