A streamer plays Call of Duty with constant sponsor plugs for G Fuel and Scuf controllers, celebrates hitting 300-400k subscribers, and attempts trick shots like 360 noscopes. He throws in absurd stories and exaggerated reactions to keep the young audience engaged.
What's up guys, welcome back to another live commentary. That's a teammate, I almost quickzoomed him. And before I do anything, make sure you like the video, subscribe, comment, favorite, sell your soul to the devil, do all that good shenanigans. And don't forget, discount code FaZeblahblahblah, 10% off your Scuf, your Gamma, your G Fuel. Now here's why you need to buy G Fuel. G Fuel is really important, guys, as I take out this target right over here. Oh, hit marker, hit marker! I've gotta overreact because I know most of you guys are 12 years old. But, uh, you need to buy some G Fuel because, uh, water is healthy for you. And if you drink water, then you'll be healthy and you want to socialize. But if you drink G Fuel, you'll become fat. And if you're fat, you're not going to socialize. And, uh, not socializing will give you more time to play COD and hit, you know, those insane 5-man on-screen. So, uh, that's why you need to buy G Fuel. Discount code FaZe blah blah blah in the description. Go ahead and buy that stuff. And, uh, I got a pretty cool story for you guys today. You see, my mom saw a plant and so she went to Lowe's and she bought a plant. Yeah, that— I know. So can we get 20,000 likes for that ridiculous story? Actually, no, I'm in a good mood today. Let's get 25,000 likes. Like, it's been a while since I had a story that good for you guys. I— not every day do you buy a plant. Oh, that should have hit. But yeah, for the plant, let's get 25,000 likes. And yeah, oh, I'm— there's rocks falling from the sky. I've never played this map before, but, um, let's keep going. So yesterday I hit 300,000 subs, or maybe it was 400,000, I don't know. So many 12-year-olds subscribe to me, it's hard to keep track of it now, but I hit some hundred thousand subs. Thank you guys for that, I appreciate the support. I know you're only subscribing to me because I'm in FaZe. Oh, and he got rekt. Oh, oh darn, I missed my 360 noscope. But yeah, I appreciate it. Like I said, I appreciate it for whatever hundred thousand subs I just hit. Um, that means a lot to me. But I'm gonna wrap the video up here. This video was so entertaining, I know. And, um, like I said, 25,000 likes for that insane story. I'm gonna try to hit a trick shot for you guys to end it. Oh, quick scope! Oh, oh, get rekt! 720 insta-swap! Oh, that's— wait, wait a minute, wait a minute! Do you see that, guys? He killed me with bullets! He killed me with bullets! I have to freak out because I know the 12-year-olds will eat it alive if I do. He killed me with bullets! That's— you can't do that!
How did—
how? How? This is— that's game-breaking! Oh, oh, the knife is so broken. Vondhar, fix please. Oh, my noscope, that was on point. Oh, okay, what's this guy doing? I'm generally confused. How am I still alive? What's going on? Oh, I'm so bad. Ah, all right, well, that's pretty much the video, guys. And yes, in case you couldn't tell, I was making fun of FaZe Clan.
No exception to the rule, do what you do to get by, cause I keep sticking like a metronome and my thoughts keep telling me to get me home, but my balls keep telling me to let me go. Oh, just let me go. That clock keeps ticking like a metronome.
