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Antonio Moniz tests viral fidget-spinner clickbait thumbnails by spinning one into his tongue, teeth, fingers, and face. The final stunt with a Coke bottle actually cuts his face and draws blood, forcing him to stop and get stitches.
Antonio Moniz tests viral fidget-spinner clickbait thumbnails by spinning one into his tongue, teeth, fingers, and face. The final stunt with a Coke bottle actually cuts his face and draws blood, forcing him to stop and get stitches.
I just cut my face open. Um, I don't have a Band-Aid, so I'm gonna have to run to the store and buy a Band-Aid. What's up guys? Recently, fidget spinner videos have been really popular, so I thought I'd give it a spin. Basically, I'm gonna look up a bunch of fidget spinner videos, reenact the clickbait, and see if I get the same results. Make sure you like the video if you want a cookie, subscribe and I'll literally marry you, and let's begin. So the first thumbnail we're going to be reenacting is this. It's fidget spinner vs tongue. And as you can see, I mean, it just destroyed his tongue. It got all dry and a little bloody. I just want to see, you know, would that happen to my tongue? So we got it going super fast. Ahh! Oh, okay, that actually kind of hurt. Ahh. I rate this thumbnail 10 out of 10. Super realistic. Next up, we're going to be testing fidget spinner vs neck, and as you can see right here, like, I mean, this is like putting people on the brink of death. Like, this is some edgy stuff. Like, you have to be a daredevil to attempt this. I mean, look at that, like, they're about to die. But fret not, boys, in case you've ever wondered, alright, I will test it for you. What if it's not clickbait and this actually happened and I'm about to die? That would— I didn't die! Yes! Next up is Fidget Spinner vs Finger, and I thought this was clickbait like the rest, but as you can see, there's so many people just getting their finger chopped off and cutting their finger open, I'm starting to think this might not be clickbait. Like, how could this happen to so many different people? Uh, I don't know, so, uh, I'm gonna, you know, get one good nose pick in before I sentence my finger to death, because for all I know, I may never see this finger again. Alright boys, I'm gonna miss you, finger. Whew. Up next we have whatever the hell is going on in this thumbnail. Like, I'm confused. What— I don't even know what that is, but I'm gonna try to reenact it, so— Ow. Alright, get the fidget spinner. Uh, I think then he just grabbed his tongue. Did I do it? Do I get a million views now? 1,000 mph fidget spinner vs. Asian sticker. Mwahaha! Fidget spinner vs. teeth. As you can see, my mate right here, he lost his tooth to this, and honestly, I accidentally hit my tooth earlier. Oh, okay, that actually kind of hurt. Ah, I don't feel like doing this again, but I'm gonna take his word for it. I don't think this is clickbait. I think he legit lost his tooth to a fidget spinner. Alright guys, next up on the list is a wine glass, as you see in that thumbnail. I feel like this one isn't clickbait. Actually, it's not clickbait at all, but I feel like the wine glass will actually break, so this will be interesting. Um, let's get her going at 1,000 miles per hour. Uh, faster. Okay. Versus wine glass. Okay, what the frick? Literally the most durable wine bottles ever. These things will not break. Up next is fidget spinner versus light bulb. I feel bad for this light bulb right here because it's gonna hurt. Get it? This light bulb won't know what is going to hit it. Woo! It broke! Yes! I was actually not expecting that. And now it's time for fidget spinner versus iPhone. Um, this iPhone's about to meet Steve Jobs in heaven. It's not gonna know what hit it. Oh, here we go. We got some good velocity. Up next is fidget spinner versus gift card. And by the way, first comment on all my videos always get a gift card, so make sure you turn on notifications because you get first comment, you get free money. That's some good— yeah, eat it, gift card. Whoever wants it, feel free to take it. Next up is fidget spinner versus banana. I was gonna do dildo, but I don't really want to get demonetized, so For those of you who don't know, I went to college for 3 weeks, and so now we're going to do fidget spinner versus one of the books I have because screw college, we're going to get some revenge. Eat it! Next we're going to be doing fidget spinner versus my cheek like she did. Now I'm a little bit worried because it obviously messed, you know, that did some damage to her, and I don't have the world's best skin already, so I don't know. But I'll take the risk for you guys. We'll see. Um, ah, ah, ah, my pickaxe doesn't work. You guys know the age-old saying, The diamond pickaxe doesn't work, fidget spinner it to death. Rest in peace, pickaxe. Up next is fidget spinner versus Coke bottle. This Coke doesn't know what's coming for it. Okay, that didn't really work. Okay, that didn't really work, so now we're just gonna do Coke versus Coke and pray I don't die. Whoa! Oh shoot, I'm bleeding. All right, note to self, boys: don't smash Coke bottle against the Coke bottle. Oh, I should probably clean my face up. All right, I'm bleeding now. Oh wow, I'm bleeding. That doesn't look good. Okay, I'm bleeding now. I think I should end the video there. Uh, yeah, ah, I'm an idiot sometimes, I admit it. Probably shouldn't have done that. I had some other things, like I was gonna do something with this Mac, but my face is bleeding. Okay, so I just ran back inside. Sorry if the mic sounds horrible. Look at that. Isn't that funny how I was making fun of that girl for fidget spinning her face and it not looking real, and then like a minute later I just, um, I don't have a Band-Aid, so I'm gonna have to run to the store and buy a Band-Aid. Did I do an outro out there? I don't even remember if I— screw it. Oh, that's gross. What does that look like? I don't really— that's ironic. That's really funny. Now I'm starting to look like that girl who did hers, that fidget, that thumbnail that I was— ew, this is disgusting. Why is blood so gross?
