A profanity-filled sketch mocking MrBeast's formula: obsess over YouTube earnings, align with PewDiePie, throw explosions in every video, constantly rename your channel, and deliver terrible intros. Speakers parody his catchphrases while claiming he's Michael Bay's father.
Mister Beast, 6000, oh, oh, Mister Beast.
So you want to be MrBeast? Now first let me tell you, I can see why you would want to be MrBeast. I mean, look at the guy, he's a fucking sex god. But yeah, luckily for you, I'm gonna teach you how to do that shit right here in this video. Now the first thing you need to do to become MrBeast is to suck PewDiePie's dick. Now I don't mean literally, I mean that could be like an added bonus, But this dude has like 10 videos all about PewDiePie, and at least 6 of them are how much money he makes. Which leads on to another point: you need to talk about YouTube money. YouTube money gives you views. People search up "how much money does this motherfucker make" all the time. You need to get all that money. And if you talk about YouTube money, you're gonna get YouTube money. So there you go, motherfucker. Alright, now the second thing you have to do to become MrBeast is to be extremely fucking random. I mean, my dude MrBeast, he has one video where he talks about how he cannot turn on his PS4 or some shit.
So it says that is the power button right there. See, it says power button right on the front. So here's my PS4. Let me tap the power button. Nothing happens.
And then another video, he goes and talks about how he forced his friend to edit his YouTube videos. Like, what the fuck?
Every night he makes me go into a small room and do sub for sub. This is the true story of how I was forced for an entire year to be an editor for MrBeast6000.
And then he went on to talk about airplane pilots' last words. Like, where the fuck does he get these topics?
Someone said, "Ma, I love you." Someone else said, "Pete, sorry." Someone said, "Watch it." "We're finished." "I have no radar contact with you." "I have no radar contact with you." "Unable to make out your last message." "Push it way up." We're getting a bit low. Good night. Good night. Goodbye. We perish.
But hey, his randomness is why we love him, so I can see why he does this shit. But still, what the— how do you come up with these topics, motherfucker? Now third, you need to make the worst intros on YouTube series. This series will give you all the YouTube views because all the little 9-year-olds are gonna search it up. They're gonna be like, ahahaha, these intros are so funny. And I mean, these intros are awful. Like, look at this one.
Funny running.
Okay, the jokes. I can literally feel myself getting AIDS by watching that. That's how bad that is. And you have to make sure you talk shit about the YouTube creators too, because that just makes it more funny, right? Now fourth, you need to change your name all the time. When I started watching MrBeast, which was around 400 subscribers or something like that, his name was Beast. Then he changed it to MrBeast6000. Then he changed it to MrBeast. Then he changed it to MrBeast6000 again. And now finally he's MrBeast right now. And sorry if I left out a few names. I mean, this dude fucking changes his name all the fucking time. Sorry if I missed out on one or two of them, but yeah, he has an identity problem. So you need to make sure you change your name a lot too, because you don't want people to like get used to a name. I mean, this This one dude was nice enough to make MrBeast a song when his name was MrBeast6000, and it was a good-ass song. I mean, listen to this shit.
MrBeast6000, oh, oh. MrBeast6000, oh, oh. MrBeast6000, yeah, you know his name. He changed it once or twice, but I think it's here to stay.
But then about 2 months later, he was like, you know what, fuck this song. I'm gonna change my name to MrBeast. All right, now you're almost done becoming MrBeast, the final thing you have to do is have a shit ton of explosions. Like, literally every single video needs to have an explosion, or you just cannot become MrBeast. You should give up right now. This dude has a video where his redneck friend and him blow up his first laptop, which he made his first YouTube video on. But hey, the explosions are to be expected because he is Michael Bay's dad.
It pains me to say this, but MrBeast is not Michael Bay's son. He is in fact his father. MrBeast confirmed Michael Bay's death.
So hey, that means you're gonna be Michael Bay's dad too. Nice. But anyway, thank you for watching. I appreciate that shit. See you cunts later.
MrBeast, oh. MrBeast, oh.
