A comedic guide to the SAT that mixes real advice like getting 3-4 hours of sleep with absurd tips: always pick answer C when unsure, never repeat answer letters, and chew Gamer Gum with discount code BEAST. The speaker promises these hacks will get you into Yale while poking fun at SAT-prep culture and gaming YouTubers.
How's it going guys? Let me start off by challenging you to rock-paper-scissors. You know the deal, 3 annotations, take your pick. Hopefully you enjoy that. Now today I'm gonna be talking about SATs, and I realize most of my subscribers are just little kids that googled one day how much PewDiePie makes and then, you know, decided to stick around with my channel. So most of you probably don't care about SATs, but I'm gonna make this video anyways because I have SATs coming up. I'm taking like PSATs or whatever at our school, and then I recently signed up for legitimate SAT at my local college. So preparation is just as important as actual test-taking skills. So, you know, the night before, try not to drink too much gamma. I know you're gonna have your favorite flavor gamma in one hand and your Xbox One Scruff controller, and you're gonna be going hard quickscoping, you know, because you want to get into FaZe, but try not to play past like 2 in the morning. At least get 3 or 4 hours of sleep, that always helps. I know it's hard. One quick tip I can give you is don't drink gamma past 11 PM. That'll make it easier for you to fall asleep around 2 or 3 AM. As I said, you need 3 to 4 hours of sleep. Another key thing that you need to do in preparation for the SAT is watch all my videos, cuz for all you know, there could be a section on the SAT about YouTubers. Like, what if in the math section there's a YouTube section and it asks how much money does PewDiePie make, or how much does Jacksepticeye make, or what's the average YouTuber CPM? You'd be screwed unless you watched all my videos. I'm just throwing that out there. You never know, they might throw a YouTube section into the SAT, and the only way to fully be prepared for that is to watch all my videos, because I go in depth about so many YouTubers and how much they make. So I'm just watching out for you right there. Watch all my videos and you'll be— I mean, you'll just be on point if there's a YouTube section on the SAT. The last thing you need to do in preparation for the SAT is you need number 2 pencils. So, you know, go to your local CVS, buy some number 2 pencils, and if you have some extra change left over, you use discount code BEAST and buy some Gamer Gum, because if you're chewing Gamer Gum while you're taking your SAT, I guarantee you'll raise your score by a couple points. Promise. Alright, good. Now you're fully prepared for the SAT. Now let's go over some test-taking skills. I'm gonna throw out a scenario, and I want you to think of what you would do, and then I would tell you what you're supposed to do. So let's say there's 5 questions in one section, and the first question you answered A, the second question you answered B, the third question you answered D, and In the fourth question, you answered E. Now, what would the answer to the fifth question be? Go ahead and think in your head. Tell me. All right, go ahead and establish. The answer to the fifth question is gonna be C, because in the first four questions, you already used A, B, D, and E. You have not used C yet, so obviously question number 5 is gonna be C. See where I'm going with this? Speaking of C, if you honestly don't know the answer to a question, you have no way of getting a correct answer, then, uh, it's obviously gonna be C. The answer is always C if you don't know, because C is in the middle. And, uh, um, um, yeah, it's in the middle. So you just pick C if you don't know the answer. Alright, this video is coming to an end here. I'm gonna throw one more scenario out there to you. Let's say you answered question number 1 with A, and then you think the answer to question number 2 is A. What do you do? You answered correct. Do not put A a second time, because if you used A on number 1, then number 2 can't be A. I mean, that's common sense. But like, if you answer number 3 with B, then number 4 can't be B because you used B on number 3. See where I'm going with this? I think you understand. I mean, if you're taking an SAT, you're old enough to understand that logic. So those are all my pro tips for your SAT. Don't forget to buy the Gamer Gum. That's the most important thing out of all this. And that's pretty much everything. Guarantee you, do what I said, your score will just skyrocket through the roof. I mean, people at Yale will be begging you to come to their college. Your score will be so good, I promise. And that's everything. Let me know how this does for you, and let me know what college this gets you into, because it's— yeah, I mean, this is just proven facts I'm stating here.
