A guy unboxes a $1,000 keyboard and reads fake reviews claiming it answers the meaning of life, makes coffee, and has mechanical arms. He jokes about the absurd price, ridiculous shipping costs, and how it performs no better than a cheap keyboard.
What's up guys? As you can tell by the title, I bought a $1,000 keyboard. I bought this because I want to know, why does this keyboard cost $1,000? Alright, so what is this? This is, uh, this is what it came on, a piece of wood. It came in like this wooden box, and I'm like, I'm scared to touch this keyboard. So this is what it looks like, for those of you that are wondering. I'm like scared holding this right now. This is the $1,000 keyboard. I know it seems expensive, but it's got all the letters. He's right, it does have all the letters. Not the best, but what can you expect for such a cheap price? Eh, he's got a point. $1,000 is pretty cheap. It doesn't work any better than a $20 one. If you spend a grand on a keyboard, you can't be objective. It doesn't work any better than a $20 one. Why didn't he tell me that before I bought it? No longer a virgin. This keyboard helped me lose my virginity. I think mine's broke. My wife said for $1,000, it better give you And she was right, it did. Worth every penny. Whoa, whoa, okay, let's lay down some rules. You keep your hands to yourself, okay, mister? Shipping costs too high. This is the best keyboard I have ever seen. There's nothing like it. I'd give it 5 stars, but I'm knocking off 1 star for the ridiculously high shipping cost of $15. Now, I have to agree with this review. The shipping cost was pretty outrageous. I mean, $15? I could barely afford that. Because I spent all my other monies on the keyboard. 5 stars. As soon as I hooked it up, it instantly self-typed the question to the answer of life, the universe, and everything. Also made me a mocha, so bonus. Mine must be broken. A design worth the price. Don't be turned off by the big price. This is as decent as a keyboard can get. The design alone is really worth the price. Eh, I don't know. I honestly, I think it's kinda ugly, to be 100% honest. I don't think it looks that good. 5 stars. I know what it means to live now. This guy's right. The second I plugged into this keyboard, I discovered the meaning to life. I would tell you what it is, but I don't want to ruin the experience. I mean, the keyboard's pretty cheap. You could probably afford it. You should definitely buy one. It will tell you the meaning and purpose of life. "I da fuck to do this? Da duh duff." What an insightful review! 5 stars! Could not play Minecraft. 5 out of 5. Wait— This keyboard won't let you play Minecraft?! Um... John, are we able to return this? This one looks awesome but it's too expensive. Nah, I kinda agree with the price point for this thing. It's eh. No, I don't know what you're talking about. 5 stars, it made me jizz. Huh, I guess different side effects for everyone. This thing is dumb, don't buy it. This is junk, everyone on here who says it's magnificent is a fake. This thing is dumb, don't buy it ever. Shh, shh, it's okay keyboard, keyboard, it's okay. I don't think you're junk, don't listen to the meanie, it's okay keyboard. Allows you to divide by zero. "Hey, you know that whole thing about division by 0 being undefined? Turns out it was just a cause of crappy, substandard keyboards. You can do it on this thing, no problem." Really? 0 divided by 0. Whoa! Dude, so that's what— that's what— oh, that makes sense! "These reviews can't be serious, right?" I'd say they're pretty serious. This is, uh, so far based off of what everyone says, this has definitely lived up to expectations. It's completely changed my life in the 5 minutes I've had it. RIP house. It was the keyboard or my house payment. RIP house. Huh. I'm glad I'm a spoiled white kid and can afford both. Extra features: has built-in mechanical arms and will type for you and feed you. Also comes with a free sleep-in maid. Well worth the co— Where's— I don't see a maid. Where's my maid? Do your research and read the reviews. Fantastic product. Research via the reviews of others has ensured it's well worth every second contemplating purchase. Eh, I mean, I'd say this keyboard should be worth like $900. I feel like $1,000 is a little overboard. I feel like this is more of a $900 keyboard. It's too cheap. Honestly, I agree with that review. I feel like this could be like a $3,000, maybe even a $4,000 keyboard, but I feel like $1,000, I feel like they're really underselling this keyboard, you know? It's so just beautiful. I didn't have long to ponder this option. Upon discovering the Jewel of the Nile, I was on the list for a liver transplant. Eh, who needs a liver? I kinda agree with that guy. This keyboard's kinda better than a liver. 1K for a generic keyboard? It's just a generic keyboard. Simply put, this is overpriced by the tune of $850. This keyboard is purely for looks and harbors no special functions. In fact, inside of the gem is totally different keyboard manufacturer. All this user did was create a new outside shell and keys, but he used the internals from someone else. I wonder if they know their engineering was ripped off by this person and being resold. Why, why didn't people tell me this stuff before I bought it? I took a poop on the keyboard and somehow it's still clean. Now I don't go to the bathroom anymore. Really? I guess it takes time for it to go away. MrBeast, oh! MrBeast, oh!
