I Can't Believe I Found This Stuff On Amazon..

What's up guys? After weeks of searching, I finally accumulated the most weirdest and just dumbest things sold on Amazon. Like the video and let's go. Alright, we'll go with this bad boy. First things first, we got a Minecraft torch. Great way to start the video. Thank God we got this torch. Alright, I'm gonna place it right here. Woo! Now we don't have to worry about zombies anymore. Up next we have the Pocket Shot. The Pocket Shot is the evolution of the slingshot. I think you're supposed to put something in it and fire away, boys. Oh shoot, that actually worked. Our next product is LifeStraw. Apparently you can just go up to a river and just drink out of the straw. Chris, do you want to test it? Yeah, I'll test it. Are you ready? All right, so we found the natural stream here. There's not— it rained last night. We got busted. It was just a prank, bro. We poured some water bottles and I put it off to the side and it just rolled and shot. Up next we have a— what? What? Wait, what is this? Hidden camera security. I think you're supposed to be able to put a camera in here. Never mind, guys, I lied. It's not for hidden cameras, but it's for hiding things. You just pop it open, slide your ingredients inside. It's actually pretty big. Close it up. Boom. I'm mind blown, honestly. Are you mind blown? Like, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen. I'm gonna like hide a million dollars. What? I wish I wasn't showing this on camera. I would like hide my Bitcoin private key in here. Yeah, but I'm not doing that. Someone's going to rob my house and take all my water bottles. Get all the Aquafina bottles! He hides things in them. Alright, most important thing of all in the box, our rubber band gun. This is what I've been waiting for. I can't believe Amazon just sells weapons of mass destruction. I mean, think of all the harm and damage you could do with this rubber band gun. Whoa! There's 2 rubber bands on it. This is honestly the coolest thing I've ever bought. Did you like the video? No? I don't think we did it right. Did you subscribe? Oh, good boy. But you're still getting shot. Eat it. All right, box 1 done. There's a box in a box. All righty then. Sorry, my brain cut off. Don't you love it when they put tape all over stuff? After putting this tube in another box. Why did we not burn this with 100,000 matches? What? It worked! Genius! That's what she said. Oh, that's amazing. Hey Jimmy, there's a long tube blocking the view. Did we try too hard? Yeet! Oh shoot! That was pure excitement. This is Dr. Disrespectful's knife comb. Does this mean all the e-girls will come after me now? Yo! So I got bored and I just shaved. I don't know if you can tell the difference. Um, I don't like facial hair, but I'm also lazy. Two Logitech webcams. I bought these during the Black Friday sale. They were buy one get one free, and I was like, why not buy two? So, yay! Oh, perfect! This is what I've been waiting for. Our Minecraft wrapping paper! Hey, it's my Christmas present conveniently wrapped in diamonds! Camo fanny pack. Ugh, smells disgusting. Next up we have Dancing with Jesus. Are you cursed with two left feet? When you dance, is it unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down? Do others judge you cruelly? Salvation is at hand. All right, that's blasphemy. Get the fuck outta here. And now Beast will be doing the water walk. Is this how I water walk? Do it, do it, Dad. Is this the water walk? Do it, Dad. "Fuck her and charge you fucks." This is perfect for you guys. I'm Harvey Weinstein. Oh, it's a foot hammock. PewDiePie has one. That's where I got this idea from. Decision maker. Should they subscribe? Whoa! Yo! Look at that, it said yes! It's Naruto! If you haven't watched Naruto, please don't talk to me. Loser. Fabrice, you're the loser. No, you are! L. Is that not the creepiest thing you've ever seen in your life? Alright guys, prepare to be mind-blown. Hungry. Mmm, he likes pennies. Oh, it's so weird. Look at this. Try not to get satisfied. Let's see if he likes quarters. It's too big. Where's the poster? Where's the poster? It's time to record an Instagram story. Go follow me @MrBeastYT. This is exactly what I've been waiting for. This is all I wanted. We can end the video right now. Come at me, bro. Hey, 15% of you ladies out there, I'm single. All right, these are bacon bandages. See this? I got a boo-boo on my hand, so we're just gonna go boom, sanitary. Big Mama undies. Your mama's so fat she fits in this. Oh, hey, camera mic. Now our audio won't be so sh— Yo, now this is some good sh— Oh no, Jimmy got eaten by a shark. Ah, whoa, I'm a generic YouTuber. This is so cool. Oh my goodness. Whoa, holy— Hey guys, apparently the audio wasn't recording last last time. Um, so I unboxed this and here's the tutorial on what it is. Alright boys, we're about to show you a cool party trick. Basically what you do is you just do this. Eh. Boom! What you do is you put a $100 bill in here and you roll the $100 bill up. So once the $100 bill is rolled up, you can't see it in there. And then you just put something in the other side, unroll it. Oh wow! It's turning into money! Alright guys, here's your money back. That's the video. Doubt. Ah, I could use a break. Whoa, dude, this Omega GT racing chair is so comfortable. Oh my goodness. Thank God they sent us 5 chairs for free for everyone in my office. What do you think, Chris? It's really the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in my entire life. And it's affordable too. For real though, guys, these Omega GT chairs are pretty comfortable. I like them. And for what I know, they're actually cheaper than DXRacer. So if you want your own, there will be a link in the description down below. Use discount code Beast. And remember, kids, stay in school. All right guys, time for rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I hit him with the triple, you know, scissor swirl. They didn't know it was coming. If you lost, you gotta click this video right here. If you won, click it anyways. Later.