Antonio Moniz and friends attempt to fly using 60 leaf blowers and thousands of helium balloons. They fill a cage with balloons, rig it to various people and a dog, and fail repeatedly in increasingly funny ways.
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In this video, we attempted to fly using only leaf blowers. And in this video, we tried to fly with 10,000 balloons. So today I recalled my army of leaf blowers. I also recalled an army of helium. There are only two facts in life: PewDiePie's chair is overpriced, and I'm going to fly today. Right here is our army of leaf blowers. As you can hear, they're pretty, pretty ready for battle. Thousands of balloons. We have a bunch of helium. A lot of you are gonna think we're wasting balloons. These balloons are responsible for killing your goldfish in second grade. Like, we're not wasting balloons, we're just getting rid of murderers. Oh, that's for your goldfish. So I got a lot of friends here today, and step one is to put all the murderous balloons in a cage where they belong. Okay, we're racing balloons here. I like that, bro, it's got a nice handle on it. On the sound of the pop means go. Oh yeah, do it, do it, do it! Oh, you little balloon! Alright guys, so we're filling this thing up with balloons. It's been a couple hours, as you can see. Garrett, it's been a while since you've been in a video. There's a bunch of little kids watching you. What do you want to say to them? Oh, um, listen to your parents, respect elders, and do your homework. Yeah, don't blow up balloons for 12 hours. Don't do anything he said and just watch me all day. This wind is murderous. No, these balloons are murderous. You're murderous. They killed our family, remember? Oh, that's so rude. Boom. All right, for the big old— Whoa, how long has that been up there? It's been on there for a while, dude. You know who's the best lyrical genius of our time? Jimmy Buffett. Do you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain? Cheeseburger in Paradise, man. Who could think of that? Everyone, let's move the leaf blower contraption over. Make me fly! Jump! I'm not flying. More! I'm still not flying! More! We're going to incorporate 2 of the 10,000 balloons. This has to work, right? Oh, I see how it is. They can fly on their own, but they can't pick me with them. Balloonism is disgusting. Oh, that's also disgusting. Hi, how are you? Bobby, you want to fly? He weighs 140 pounds. He wants to fly with me. Remember guys, comment, is he a bear or a dog? Alright guys, so this is just our first test. If this doesn't work, we're gonna do more balloons and more leaf blowers. It's about 60 leaf blowers, who knows how many balloons, but if this doesn't work, we're gonna do way more. All right guys, it didn't quite work, but we're gonna do more balloons and more leaf blowers, right? Yeah. Oh, 99% of the time it was barely pulling on me, but the little bit where it was right above the leaf blowers, like, it was like really tugging on me hard, man. I wonder where Jimmy is. We have a lot of cookies for him over there. Did someone say cookies? All right guys, as you can see, operation has slowed down. We actually ran out of balloons, and one of my friends is going to buy another set of balloons. But in the meantime, Chris had some condoms, and we're gonna blow up his condoms because we're out of balloons. These aren't mine, Mom. These are from that other video. You want some condoms? I like some condoms. Here's some condoms. Condoms. They're warm. Is that a weirdo? Chris, why are your condoms so warm? Ah! Now she's pregnant! What if we name this kid Moisturizing Tanning Chris? Oh. Oh. Remember when we saw how many condoms it took to stop a bullet? They may not be good at stopping bullets, but they can hold some helium. Be free! Chris, we must salute it. If you wake up tomorrow and there's a giant condom on your doorstep— I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, okay? When I paid all that money for college this is what I knew it was gonna go to. You're not fitting into my life. Man... man... That's why we pay him well. Are you surprised he's actually engaged? Oceanman take me by the hand. Oh no! It fits so snugly. I'mma just clean the camera lens real quick. Oh God, it really did put a smudge on it. Ah, look at that. Chris, you got condom all over my lens. There you go, camera. By playing with condoms in front of this dog, are we basically Logan Paul? Might have been reaching for it. We didn't tase him yet. You're right. We didn't tase it. We're good. All right, guys, this is attempt number 2. We have way more balloons and lots of condoms, a little bit more leaf blowers. This time it might work, but if it doesn't work, we're going to go again after this. We're going to keep going till I fly. Muffa just wanted to help us hold him down. I now have thousands of balloons pulling at my crotch. That's a lot of pull. Alright guys, that one was a failure, but we're not giving up. We will fly. Hey guys, I could really use some help. This is Richard, my pet condom. He's really been acting up lately, right? Like, sit. I said sit. If one of you guys wanna take him off my hands, Richard's just not listening. By the way, don't put me hitting the condom. I don't want people to think I abuse condoms. That's, you know. Is it off? Better listen to me, Richard. Chris used to say Richard and Richard would go to him, but now Richard just doesn't come. Oh, you don't wanna live here? Be gone! Be gone, thot! We don't want you here anymore, Richard. Bye, Richard. Richard popped. Richard popped. Now we need sad Jimmy. Richard, Richard would want us to fly. Let's fly for Richard's sake. Do it for Richard! Richard couldn't fly, so let's do it for him. We're gonna let this very phallic balloon go in memory of Richard. Everybody say goodbye to Richard. Richard. Richard. Ahh. Hey, no, there can't be two Richards. That's a Louis. Yeah, but this is for memoir of— oh, this is in memory of Richard. Yeah. All right guys, we're going in for round 3. This time it's not actually going to be me. My friend right there in the blue jacket, he weighs like 50 pounds less than me, so it's good. We're gonna go with him because 50 pounds is a, you know, it's a big difference. So maybe this time it'll work. It will work. Yo, Ethan, you think you're gonna get lifted up? I mean, hey, Eric, you think he's gonna get lifted up? No. Bailey, what are you thinking? There's a chance. Hey, North Carolina partner, you think he's gonna get lifted up? You know what, I'll tell you right now, I think he's gonna get up real high. I think he's gonna fly. Slam to none. Hey, Jesse, I never asked you, what do you think's gonna happen? I think Ethan's gonna go up there and hit a plane. What are you thinking? You think he's gonna get lifted up? Yes or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's about to go up there, he's about to get real high. So it's official, it's actually 50/50. Hey, hey viewers, if Ethan gets hurt flying, can I do a GoFundMe and you pay for his bills? Ethan, is this fun for you, Ethan? Yeah, cool. Just having the time of my life. That literally looks disgusting, bro. Oh no! Mission failed. We had a lot of fallen balloons today. How do you feel? A little disappointed. Disappointed? I feel blown out of the water. Mission failed. Mission failed. We'll get them next time. We got Chris. Chris is a burrito. Comment if you want a Chris burrito. Oh, they're gone. No. Yeah, so I thought it was pretty cool. Oh, he can't breathe. We're saving Danny. Our manager's dying. Oh. Those balloons tried their best, Logang, but at the end of the day, they're clearly Jake Paulers. Thank you guys. All right guys, if there's one thing we learned today, it's that up is a lie. It's not my fault. I was just trying to relive my childhood and they lied to me. That's it. We're done trying to fly. Tip number 1, tip number 2, this was the tip number 3. I'm just not meant to be a bird. I thought it was a bird, but apparently I'm a human, not a maverick. I'm not a maverick. You're just a penguin. No, but I want to be a maverick. I want my red Maverick shirt. Well, shout out to this guy. He got first comment on my last video. First comment on every video gets $100 gift card. Never doing this again until I feel my inner bird, but I'm gonna try to suppress it. We just fail, fail, fail, and he rises from the ashes and we do it again. I'm a— isn't it Maverick? No, that's not— is there a hand sign? Is it a gag? Yeah, I know Logan does a hand— isn't it like It's like this. Ha! Subscribe. Are you depressed? Perfect outro screen.
