I Gave My 5,000,000th Subscriber 5,000,000 ______
In this 30‑minute YouTube vlog, MrBeast (Jimmy Donaldson) celebrates reaching 5 million subscribers by selecting a random subscriber, Brad from Illinois, and delivering an over‑the‑top giveaway: 5 million pieces of popcorn, $5,000 cash, and a series of absurd stunts. The video interleaves a road‑trip to Brad’s house, comedic challenges (testing whether duct‑tape can stop a car, using RC cars to pull a real car, snapping a safe with rubber bands, blowing up an ice sculpture of Logan Paul with a flamethrower), and crew banter. Throughout, the crew repeatedly urges viewers to subscribe, uses meme‑triggered graphics (e.g., “touch Chris’s nipple”), and showcases the logistics of buying, loading, and dumping the popcorn into Brad’s car. The tone is high‑energy, irreverent, and self‑aware, mixing genuine generosity with staged chaos. The video ends with Brad receiving the popcorn, cash, and a heartfelt (though comedic) thank‑you, while the crew reflects on the stunt and compares themselves to other YouTubers.
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If they say the word fluff, they get $10,000. Uh, fluffy? No! Mr. Stormtrooper here, and today we have amassed an army. I'm gonna send Ethan out to go do something. While he's gone, we're gonna destroy his car. So a while ago I bought a safe and I actually forgot the passcode. We've never given $40,000 to Twitch streamers. Thanks for getting me that W. Right here is our army of leaf blowers. We're gonna win a game of Tonight in the middle of the ocean. Oh, I got him! I want to see if 1,000 rolls of duct tape can stop this car. Today we're going to hit an ice sculpture of Logan Paul with a flamethrower. I don't have ice cream, I just have a lot of money. So here you go. These are how we— I want to take all these RC cars, tie them to a real car, and move that car using only RC cars. Oh, oh my goodness. Like, do you have change for $200? Um, well, I guess you just have to keep it. Are you serious? Oh my God, thank you. No problem, man. I can't believe they're selling this right under our noses. Look how much this is. We're gonna see if 10,000 rubber bands can snap a safe in half. Whoa! We're gonna take apart his old car and put it in his office. Surprise! Surprise! We got you duct taped. We're so close. We're almost— wow. Oh, oh, oh, we're almost 5 million subscribers. Hey, um, would you by any chance have 5 million pieces pieces of popcorn? I don't think we have 5 million though, sir. What do we do? Big buckets. Yeah, can I have a bucket of popcorn then? All right, it's gonna be 9.40, man. Well then I also want a bucket of popcorn. 2 buckets. Okay, 2. You want a bucket? The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. 3 buckets. 3, bro. And give the Viking a little one. He's like a small. Yeah, he's kind of tiny. He's like a small. So this is what we got. I don't think this is working, guys. I think we need to find a different place than a movie theater to get 5 million pieces of popcorn for our 5 million subscribers. I bought 5 million pieces of popcorn. Load 'em up, boys. This is a perfectly drawn map of America. This is where we're located at. This is where our 5 million subscriber is. As you remember, I gained 2,000 subscribers at one time. Oh, we're almost— 5 million subscribers! So I just picked a random person out of those 2,000 people, and he's based in Illinois. So we have about 11 and a half hours left until you arrive We're at our 5 million subscribers place. We've been driving, it's late at night, but thank goodness we got the Golden State Warriors game to keep us entertained, right Garrett? Wait, you're pitch black. So we drove all night. It's now the morning. We drove all night long. We're gonna take a nap at a hotel real quick. And then after our power nap, we're gonna deliver the 5 million pieces of popcorn to my 5 million subscriber, which literally lives right over there. But we don't wanna film the video while the whole crew's really tired, 'cause then it wouldn't turn out that great. So power nap time. Wow, they were really tired. I had to carry each of them. Hello? Hey, what's up, Brad? It's me and Beast. Yeah, hey, we're on our way to your place. Yeah, so we'll be there in about 10 minutes. You ready? Uh, yeah, we've been ready. Okay, sorry for making you wait and stuff. No, you're good, man. Awesome. All right, see you in a bit. All right, see you, man. All right, friends that I drag around every video, let's get hype! Woo! We're ready to give this man some popcorn. Chris, you know how when you suck a lot of like your throat kind of just like— Yeah, it kind of hurts. I know, that's how I feel every time we do that screaming thing, like, whoa! My throat just feels like I sucked a lot of dick. It's a little annoying. But wait, how do you know what sucking— That's, uh, anyways, so popcorn. Well, we got some, uh, people in the front. Hey, what's up, man? We're gonna shove a camera in your face all day. All right, it works with me. So what's your name again? It's Brad. Everyone say hi to Brad. You want to introduce us to everyone? Yeah, come over here. I'll bring my squad. Hey, let's meet squad. It's time to do I saw your video where you said Jake Paul 50,000 times. You have to be a really big idiot to say something 100,000 times. Paul Logan, Paul Logan, Paul Logan, Paul Logan, Paul Logan, Paul Logan. Only intelligent people stop at 50,000. I would not recommend it for anybody. It was possibly the worst thing I've ever done. So he has no idea what's in the U-Haul. So before we do that, how long have you been subscribed? I mean, I was the 5 million, right? Oh, oh yeah, that's right. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, let's rethink our strategy here. I'm gonna be honest, first thing I ever I ever watched was you watching paint dry? Best video on YouTube right there! No no no no no no— You know what also it's gonna suck we're going to rob ya after this too so that's gonna suck. Chris your shoe's untied. Yeah I'm going to have to tie again in Illinois. We already did a video on this and as you remember it didn't work in Illinois; they don't work any state... wait why isn't working now? Are you saying our videos were lies?! They ask how you are just say that you fine when not really fune boom bada daa What's In The Truck!? What Is It That Cracked?? What's In The Tru- What's in the trunk? Oh my gosh! 5 million pieces of popcorn. Fresh for you, man. Do I get to keep this? Yeah, if you want it. Here's a bag for all your friends too. We may or may not look up your house on Google Image. Do you have a pool? Uh, out back we might. Could we empty it and fill it with popcorn? We might be able to do something like that. He's clickbaiting us now. Wait, before we empty too much, can we get a thumbnail? I gotta get that image that you clicked on, on this video. 'Cause if I don't do this, you won't click on this video. Let's go! Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka! Everybody Look, Jimmy peed his pants. Hey, hey, hey, it's a medical condition. Ah, look at his pee pants. Pee pants. Don't play in the street, you'll die. Are you done being dramatic now? Hey, it's a medical condition. So this car right here, you said we have permission to fill it with popcorn? Fill it up. Yeah? Yeah. Don't you just love peer pressuring people into doing stuff for your content? Heck yeah. We're about to fill this car with popcorn. Let's get high. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Brad is sacrificing his car to the popcorn. Guys, you have to subscribe to us. Because like, we're like basically about to fuck up his car, but he's okay with it. So like, that means you guys have to subscribe to him. That's dedication. Here's the first bag of many. Derail! All right, well, there's no turning back now, fam squad. I feel so bad. He told us to. He did. This was his idea. This is the content we needed. This is the content we needed, but not the content that we deserve. Someone make that a meme. I feel horrible just dumping this in his car. Do it. I'm doing it. I'm a Jake Pauler. How you feeling there, B-Rad? It's good popcorn. Really? It's going to feel even better when all you guys subscribe. We can't even see him because of the shade, but he doesn't care. It's not about him, it's about the content. Hey, it's Chris's butt. Dude, I can't wait to go for a ride with Brad. He's such a cool guy. Oh yeah, definitely. Oh jeez, Brad, do you not clean your car? What the hell, man? Jeez, Brad, it's been a minute. Brad, what the— Brad, like, come on. I, I don't want to be disgusting all day, so I'm, I'm I'm aborting, abort, abort. I don't have the will and dedication like Brad. Brad, I have a hot dog for you. Here, let's go ahead and— A hot dog? Yeah, come on, get this hot dog, bro. Where's it at? I lied, I'm sorry. So, yeah, good luck with that. That was your choice. Yeah, I'll help a little. There you go. All right, enter your PayPal email. We're gonna PayPal him some money. Yeah, dude, you let us fuck up your car. We gotta give you at least something. And your heart. And your heart and everything. All right, viewers, what do you think we should give him? I was originally, honestly, I was gonna give him $2,000, But since he let us park up his car, we have to do like $5,000. Right there, for 5 million subscribers, he gets $5,000. $5,000, send payment now. Boom! He now has more money than me. There you go. Can you cry for me? Like, you know, that'd be great content. Yeah, I like it. There's tears. Man, we just gave Brad money. I'm so sad. No! No! Emotional. I'm so emotional. 10 million views. This is a really cool trick we figured out recently. Basically, touch Chris's nipple and a meme will pop up on screen. Really? Whoa, it's a meme! Quid is sponsoring America, free healthcare for all. Thanks, Chris's nipple. You're welcome. Remember guys, if you ever want a meme, all you gotta do is touch Chris's nipple. Bonus meme. Boop, another one. I don't like that meme. That meme sucks. Oh, all right guys, let's head back up front. Let's leave this. Am I the only one in here right now? Does it feel good? Yeah, it feels great actually. Brad, there's your towel back. I very much appreciate it. So my 3 million subscriber got 3 million pennies. Here's your 3 million pennies. Oh my gosh. Yeah, sorry about that. And then my 4 million subscriber got 4 million cookies and some money. Can I buy these cookies off you? Do you think $4,000 would be good enough? No way. And then my 5 million subscriber, Brad, got 5 million pieces pieces of popcorn and some money. And our 6 million subscriber will get— you'll find out. You should try to be it if you want to be like Brad and get a lot of popcorn. Well, not popcorn, but something else in bunches. Better be 6 million, right, Brad? Yeah, we haven't given Brad much time to speak. Say whatever you want. Today was a normal day. I was hanging out, and then a bunch of guys came and put popcorn in my car. So, so if you want to see some more crazy stuff, and I don't mean to plug myself, but uh, over at Brad Heat. It will be down in the description. There's gonna be some crazy stuff over there. I think that's content. And do, do we hug? Yeah. Or do we— do I have— do we all hug? Yes. You're kind of wet. Wonder Twins powers activate! All right, so we're done filming. We're gonna throw the popcorn bags back in the U-Haul. Let's go! Okay, I just want to make sure just So the world knows we're not assholes. Seriously, like, there's like 5 of us. Anything you want us to do before we head out? No, I seriously— all this is good. We're gonna try and do my own content with this. So yeah, okay, so we're leaving this here. No, you're good. Must not be like PewDiePie. It's nice meeting you. Nice meeting you too, man. Later, man. That handshake was like a 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10? Is PewDiePie like a 1 out of 10? He's like negative 80 out of 10. We did better than PewDiePie! Mr. Beasle. Mr. Beasle. Mr. Beasle.
