I Gave My 6,000,000th Subscriber 6,000,000 ____

I hit 6 million subscribers. When I hit 5 million subscribers, I gave him 5 million pieces of popcorn. 4 million was 4 million cookies. 3 million was 3 million pennies. And I didn't do anything for my second or first millionth subscriber. There is one thing my third, fourth, and fifth millionth subscriber all had in common. They were a part of the Illuminati. And also, they didn't have to earn their prize. I kind of just gave it to them. You know, I showed up, I dumped a couple million of something on their lawn, and I kinda left, you know, I didn't really make them earn their prize. And that changes today. You see, we built a customized video game obstacle course that my 6 millionth subscriber has to complete in under 4 hours. If he does not complete it in under 4 hours, he does not get the 6 million underscore, underscore, underscore.

Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Why is this happening? Wombo combo!

We took every game I played as a child and came up with a challenge for each game. If he does not complete every challenge for all 40 games in under 4 hours, he does not get the 6 million underscore underscore underscore. As you see, he's in a game. We're gonna hit start. He has to complete all challenges in under 4 hours or I'm sorry, you don't get the 6 million.

Right there, right there. No, pull the gun out, pull the gun out. Shoot him, shoot him. Just shoot. Shoot him, shoot him. Shoot him. That's what I wanted. Shoot him. Oh! Yes! 18 minutes.

15 minutes. Slap in the next one.

All right, so have you ever played Zombies before?

Um, no. Maybe if he got 6 kills, we could get him. We got to get a 6 in some way, shape, or form.

Hey, 600 points!

Boom!

To your right, to your right, right, right.

Oh wait, turn around.

There. Oh, okay.

Bust the cabinet.

Fire!

There we go.

Ah! No! Shoot him! Shoot him! Yay! 2 kills! Boom! We'll give it to him. All right, on to the next one.

All right, you got it. They're on recruit to the right. Oh, there's a guy. Oh, he put you down, bro.

5 more, 5 more, 5 more.

Boom! Hey, shoot that guy right there, right there.

Hey, hey, there Aim, aim, aim! Hey, calculated, calculated!

5, one more.

Yeah, right there, right there, right there! I'm going to shoot you! Yes! All right, next cup, next game. Oh, he got a bonus kick! Uh-oh, uh-oh.

Is there any way you can beat that?

Yeah, we'll have to probably be able to get even.

I got him!

Yes!

I got him! 1 or 2.

Double kill!

He only needs 2 more kills. Yeah, run up to him. Yeah!

All right, that's 6.

Next!

Shoot, shoot, shoot!

How are you 0-9? I want you on my team again.

Take your left. Oh no, yeah, the people on YouTube love him. Oh dude, yeah, yeah dude, that's like a purple bot.

All right, I got it.

Let's do the second one.

Oh, guess what do you think the 6 million is?

I have no idea. It could be 6 million pieces of paper.

That would have been cheaper.

Dang it!

Why didn't we think of that? That actually would have been way cheaper.

No, it doesn't one-hit.

Yeah!

Oh, that was a good kill.

Two more! Yeah, that was good. Get him! Get him! Strike! Yeah!

Wait.

Oh, good ball, good ball.

All right. Oh, good, good roll, good roll.

That's all he needed, right?

All right, well, just win a set.

Oh, what a hand! Bring it on!

No, no, you're, you're good.

Double swing action. You had a hat Oh, when you try your best but you don't succeed. I'm the server. Screw that ball!

Take that, ball! I'm gonna play without looking. Did he hit it? Yeah. Oh, I didn't hear it.

Game point!

Game point!

Don't play without looking, it's game point!

Oh, nice big bond! Oh, a 360! Oh!

Oh, I'm garbage after I got hit by 3 blue shells in a row. What place am I again? He's saying 9th place. What is 9th? I've never seen that in my life.

Dude, what the fuck are the controls? God, why? Why is this happening?

What is 9th? I've never seen that in my life.

I'm not playing to win.

I quit.

I'm not playing to win.

His objective was to beat me in Mario Kart. He beat me.

Chris rage quit Mario Kart. Alright, he quits. My bad, my bad, I'm sorry.

Yes! There's a select niche of you that are getting raging boners right now by seeing Smash.

Ooh, classic match. Mario versus Bowser. I feel like Bowser would be able to do this.

Oh, oh, oh!

Combo combo!

Oh, what an insane turn of events! Mario is just destroying Bowser. Dude, see, all we had to do is get a game that he knew how to play. This kid's insane at Smash.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! No!

Let's see who wins.

He won again.

Did he win 3 in a row? 2 in a row.

I quit, I quit.

He's gotta come play Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Your goal is to land 6 kickflips. Kickflips, and I'm not going to tell you how to kickflip, so you got to figure it out. Oh, there you go, you figured it out. Now you just gotta land 5 of them. There's one.

One.

You go faster. 2, 3, 4.

Oh, he got ballsy!

Double kickflip, that's 4, and then 5. One more kickflip and you're good. Oh no, with a little flare at the end. Your objective here is to kill 6 Enemy. It's a first-person shooter, but it's a classic. Have you ever seen this game? Aim down a little bit.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, we got one.

Wait, what the fuck is this?

Battlefront 3. Oh dude, there's so much going on.

Yeah, this is the PlayStation 2, bro.

Oh my God, dude, I used to love this game when I was a kid. There you go.

Yeah, boom. Oh wait, oh no, get on the back. No, no, don't stand in front.

There he goes.

Yeah, yeah, I was just— how to take over a turret, just stand in front of it.

Hey, play as Han Solo. There you go. Shark, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

Yeah!

Finish out the game— there's only 3 enemies left...

Shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it shot hit! Shot hit!

Alright you've gotta kill 6 droids to skip all this crap. Oh dude that nostalgia bro, that nostalgia oh yeah you're gonna be boom boom boom boom come on I'm trying That was it!

Yeah!

Your objective here? Is to run over 6 civilians. Oh my goodness. Now you gotta hit 6.

There's one right in front of you!

Yeah, boom! Oh, they gotta be walking pedestrians.

I'm sorry, people. 1, boom, 1. Trevor. 2! Oh god! Dude! He said 2, right?

Yeah, he said 2.

3! 4! Oh! 5! 10,000! Yeah!

All right, now you can play Pokémon.

All you have to do is kill one Pokémon. Oh, oh, I found one. Your Pokémon sucked. So you're up against a level 3 Starling, and yeah, you only have a level 100. It's a special ability to like raise defense. Wow, that's a lot. Wow, that's crazy.

You're amazing.

That was really fast. All right, good job, man. You gotta beat him in a race, that turtle there. So you have to race him to the top of the mountain. So just run.

Oh, go there, go there, go back, jump, go left. Oh, there he is, you've caught up!

Jump in there real quick, jump in there, jump in there, jump up into there, stand still. All right, now go up. Hey, that's cheating! There's no cheating, it's head to win, that's it.

Yeah, go grab that star, you deserve it.

Insane camera angle. Yeah, click on Bunt real quick. All right, Bunt. And now run, run, run, run, and boom! Oh, don't do that. Push back, press back. Oh, I think out of play gives them 2 bases.

Yeah. Oh, he's already on third base!

Yep, third base. This dude hits home runs, bro, because it's hard to hit with him, but if he makes contact, he'll knock it out. Oh, slam it out of the park!

Oh, that's good.

Ichiro, click Ichiro, click, click Ichiro!

Go, go, go!

Yeah, spam it, spam it, spam it!

Oh wait, you clicked back! No, you're clicking on Windows! What happened?

All right, keep clicking. No more.

Come on, come on!

Oh, he's got it!

Yeah! So swing the swords to hit the box. So you gotta hit it from the— you have to hit them when the arrow's pointing. Oh yeah, you restart. It's crazy how games like this exist.

Yeah, this is such a brilliant idea.

Oh boy.

He got low!

Hey!

Yeah!

That was awesome!

I like that. Dude, nice! Alright, now we're gonna do Super Hot.

Nice!

Alright, you just gotta kill 6 people. Nice!

Turn right. 2.

Or how about we just say he has the last 6 levels?

Yeah.

He has the last— just 4 more levels.

All right, there you go. His gun's coming. Just one at a time.

Boom.

Might be out of bullets.

Throw the gun. Throw the gun.

It's coming. All right.

No.

Got him. Nice. Oh, he's trying to get the gun before you. You can grab the gun.

There we go.

All right, look around. That guy's trying to get the gun.

That guy has a gun.

Nice.

You did it.

That's it?

Now next is a GTA 5 race.

You got 46 minutes. Oh man.

You got a couple more games you gotta play after this. Can you do it?

Yeah.

Will you get the $6 million? I hope so.

Guys, should we just tell him that we're buying? No. Nah.

He's gonna be so excited.

I'm scooting. Don't stop for him, Eve. Get outta here, boy.

Chris, if you win, you get $1,000.

Oh yeah. Dirty racing! There we go. Ain't getting faster. Stop messing with me!

Stop messing with me!

Ah, you did it! You're going the wrong way. Am I? Oh God, yeah, yes, he went the wrong way. No, I'm trying to back up. What in the world? Oh, turn around! Boom! Bye-bye, Chris!

If you win this race He might not be able to finish in time. But Moonies, is greed going to win over kindness?

Greed gonna win over kindness.

Millions of people will see this decision.

Backflip!

Nope, can't do a backflip.

Oh, there's a finish line.

There you go.

Get smoked! I tried to do it slow. You got destroyed!

All right, 3 hours and 30 minutes in, you got 30 minutes left. Hey, tell him GG. GG. Rest in peace, Christopher Pollock. RIP World of Warcraft.

You're gonna have to kill one boar. So see all those boars in there?

So see all those boars in there? You gotta kill one of them.

Oh, it's right-click, right-click on it. Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt.

Yeah!

Oh, it's completed.

The crowd goes mild.

He has to kill 6 minions. Oh no, no, no, no, no, go away, go away, go away. Hit that, hit that, hit that, hit it. Oh, the juke.

Run the other way.

How do I—

OK, wait, how do I—

Teach him how to use his abilities.

2.

2. Ah, you got 2.

Oh, that's 3.

3. Oh, he's averaging 1 minion alive.

Move.

3. 1.

This is a game.

4 more.

1 more.

Nope.

2 more.

Yeah, he has 5. Boom.

He did it.

6 kills. All right, switch off with him. Let him play this now. All right.

You want those 6 million? You gotta score!

Uh-oh.

That was his final challenge.

Uh, no, there's like 5 more games. You just want to make it all intense.

Oh man, that was the final! There's a reason why we have to pause the game.

It's, uh— Oh no, it went over the time limit.

Went over the time limit. It's been 4 hours.

Since you're a Viking and he might kill us, I want you to show him.

4 hours 16 seconds.

What do you think it was that took most of your time?

It was the fact that I didn't play any of these games when I was younger.

We don't like to send home people with nothing, you know.

Empty-handed.

So here's an envelope. Wait, it's not your envelope, it's his envelope.

Open it!

Open it!

Open it!

Oh my goodness. I don't normally open envelopes like this.

Oh my god.

Yeah, it's $6,000 because you're the 6 million subscriber. Like that. Even though you didn't complete the challenge, you won't get the 6 million, but we're still gonna give you $6,000.

Hey!

Hey!

I signed it off.

Thank you.

Wow.

So now is your chance. Is there anything you want to plug that I could possibly link in the description?

Well, yeah, please link my YouTube channel.

It's CivilGuy.

CivilGuy. YouTube.com/CivilGuy.

/civilguy. For those of you wondering what the 6 million items I was going to give my 6 million subscriber if he finished the obstacle course, it was this. If he finished the obstacle course in under 4 hours, he was going to get this Minecraft world download. You want to know what's inside of all these chests? Dirt. That's right, 6 million blocks of dirt was the prize I was going to give my 6 million subscriber. But sadly, my 6 million subscriber didn't complete the 4-hour obstacle course in under 4 hours, which means he didn't get the 6 million blocks of dirt. He got 6,000 $6 million, but no 6 million blocks of dirt, which is such a shame. I know he really wanted these 6 million blocks of dirt, but you know, rules are rules and he didn't finish in time. If you want the 6 million blocks of dirt, comment down below. I might give, you know, the world download to one of you guys.

Mr. Basil. Mr. Basil.