
A YouTube commentator is applying for Carnage's recruitment challenge to become one of three new clan commentators. He plans to submit six polished commentaries, each with extensive scripting and editing, though he worries his lack of recognition might hurt his chances despite the quality of existing submissions being low.
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Recently, there's been a recruitment challenge for a clan called Carnage. They have a quarter of a million subscribers, and they're trying to pick up 3 new commentators. And seeing how I'm a commentator and I could use the exposure, I kinda wanna go for it. It's just I have this feeling that since I'm not that known in the community, I'm not gonna get picked, even if I produce produce greater content than all the other people, I feel like I'm just not gonna get picked because no one really knows who I am. Like, I seriously just spent the past couple hours watching every single response to the Carnage RC, and majority of them were honestly just horrible. They're just one-take, you know, commentaries. They weren't cut, and I couldn't watch more than half of them without getting bored. Out of all the responses— and trust me, there are a lot, like there's more than a couple dozen, like there's probably around 50 or something like that— there's a ton of people going for this. Only about 4 or 5 of them are actually real competition, actually did half-decent commentaries. I'm really, really motivated now. Now that I've seen like all these responses and I realize that only a couple of them are actually like really good and actually have a chance of getting in, I kinda wanna go for it. Like, I feel like I have a decent chance of getting in as long as they actually watch every response and give us all a fair, you know, fair pick. 'Cause you see, the requirements is you have to do 6 commentaries, and if I'm gonna, you know, think of 6 commentaries, write 6 scripts. I'm gonna render and I'm gonna upload all this. I'm gonna put Carnage in the title for all of them. I mean, I really want to make sure I can get in. I want to make sure they're at least gonna watch my response and fairly judge me based on other people, because I've never spoken to anyone in Carnage and I just don't want to put all this time into it and then just because I'm not known in the community not get picked and, you know, waste all that time. Like, I feel like I'm pretty good at being entertaining and I know how to I know how to do commentaries good where people actually enjoy it and they'll actually watch till the end. Like, these people that are doing 10-minute commentaries, I guarantee you no one's watched past the first 2 minutes. I like to keep mine short and to the point, and I know that sounds hypocritical because this isn't entertaining, this is, you know, kind of serious. But I think I'm gonna go all out for this recruitment challenge. I mean, just writing scripts for all of them. I mean, hours writing scripts. We're talking hours doing the cutcoms. I mean, doing every cut in the cutcom like 20 times till it's perfect. Just editing it perfect, just doing everything right. I'm gonna go all out for this recruitment challenge. I really feel like I could get in if I really tried, and if, you know, they gave us a fair judgment. I mean, for crying out loud, I just spent like 25 hours the past 3 days making this video about the history of Call of Duty. I'm dedicated to YouTube. I feel like I should be able to get into this clan. I put so much time into YouTube, it's not even funny. And that's why I feel like if I get a fair judgment and I go all out on this, I can, uh, I feel like I can get in, and that's what I'm gonna do. So, uh, yeah, hopefully you guys, um, I just said yeah. I try not to say yeah or um in my commentaries, and I just said yeah, and that's pissing me off. But what, um, I don't feel like starting over, but I'm gonna go for this Carnage RC, and hopefully you guys, uh, watch the videos, like it. I don't know, I've never done RC before. I just really feel like I deserve to get in, and so I'm about to start right after I finish doing this. I'm gonna start writing scripts for the commentaries And if you see videos with #CarnageRC in the title, that is why, because I'm gonna be going for it and I feel like I have a good chance of getting in. And now I'm just rambling. See, this defeats the purpose of what I was talking about earlier, saying I know how to be entertaining, then rambling on at the end of a video. But that's pretty much all. Um, I don't know why you watch this. Bye.
No exception to the rule, do what you do to get by, cause I keep sticking like a metronome and my thoughts keep telling me to get me home, but my balls keep telling me to let me go. Oh, just let me go. That clock keeps ticking like a metronome, and my thoughts keep telling me to get me home, but my balls keep telling me to let me out.










