MrBeast, Jake, and Garrett pick up random strangers in a military tank as an Uber service. The tank overheats and gets stuck on a beach, forcing them to improvise excuses while keeping the bit going.
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Hey, did you call an Uber?
I did. America! America!
Bet you can't get a tank in your country.
Komm Junge!
Man, I love America. It's so great. What the? Oh geez, why are there so many weirdos here? Dude, why?
Ah, geez.
Never mind, I hate America.
Ready?
Are you ready? 3, 2, 1, go!
No, pull us over.
No, pull us over. No, pull us over. No, pull us over. No, pull us over. Yeah, Jake, get pulled over. Hey Jake, how you doing? Hey Jake, tap the concrete a minute. Oh, he hit a tap! God shed his grace on thee and crown thee with brotherhood from sea to shining sea. If you don't live in America, you're missing out. Subscribe, guys!
Yeah, listen to her, subscribe! Nice flag you got there. Thanks, man. If that flag was the size of your penis, it'd be a lot smaller. It would be. My family watches these videos. I'd like to formally apologize to Chris's family about talking about a dick so much in front of you guys. I'm sorry. It's okay, they enjoy it. Okay. Here, there's a cop right there.
If you're not moving, you can be on the court.
Do you mind, Jake? I'm trying to—
go ahead.
If I could change one thing about history, I'd make tanks quieter so people could hear what when their Uber arrives. It's really annoying. We found someone who wants to be Ubered. Where's your destination so we know where to tell the driver to go? Go to the closest market. Hey, he's stealing our YouTube video. All right, Chris, come on, we gotta, we gotta escort our Uber. I think we're gonna make good money on this one. Yeah, what, full profit? What do you think so far? Next time sometime we can Uber you in like an aircraft plane.
Yeah, Uber should, uh, pick up on this idea.
Wait, we're gonna need you to rate us 5 stars real quick. Yeah, we've had some people say like the ride's bumpy and stuff.
I recommend you guys. Yeah, especially the drunker I get, I'd be a lot more— yeah, wanting to jump in a tank.
Yeah, so would you rather be ubered in a tank or a normal car?
Definitely a tank.
Tank? Yeah, hell yeah, great investment. 5 stars.
Yep.
Oh, bye tank. Okay, he got— he must have got another Uber. I guess so. Why'd you want to get dropped off here? That looks boring.
Just—
yeah, I like The scenery, like that wall right there.
Yeah.
All right, Chris, let's go catch up with our tank.
Let's go.
Chris, Garrett, Ubering all those people made it dirty. We got to do a car wash. I'm a little dirty too. Oh, oh, it's a fact, a clean tank gets more Uber rides. Okay boys, we need this thing spick and spec so we can get more Uber rides because this business is still not profitable. First up, we got to wash Garrett. He's been a little smelly.
I still don't feel clean, man. Oh no.
He needs to be a clean boy. Look out, look out.
Oh yeah.
We just had to clean you, Garrett.
I mean, oh great.
Hey everyone, comment down below, stop Garrett abuse. Abusing Garrett isn't funny. All right, let's head to fast food.
All right.
Hey, uh, can I have a $5 fill up? It's gonna be, uh, $5.35. Okay.
Oh God. Oh my God. Ah, come in, come in. Hey, there you go, man.
How are you? Smiley car.
Thank you. Here you go, man.
Have a good day. Can I have one ice cream cone? Thank you! Wearing tanks and driving tanks.
Hello! Thank you! Hey, how's it going?
What can I get for you today?
Um, can I get two soft tacos? Tacos and then 2 Baja Blasts, gonna be it.
Hello, how you doing?
Doing good, we're just getting Taco Bell with our tank. That's awesome. Have a good one. You do sales?
Yeah.
What could you give us for the tank?
I wouldn't be interested.
You're not interested? Look at all that freedom over there. Oh, it's nice. Well, we'll try to see what we could get for it if we wanted to trade it in.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
They're exercising their freedom to stalk us. Hey, I love America. Oh, okay, then you can keep following us.
What's your YouTube channel?
MrBeast.
MrBeast?
Yeah. Tell Jake you love him. He's a little insecure about his tank.
Jake, I love you! You have fans, Jake. Love you! I spotted a spy.
Hey, look, that person's filming us. I'm filming her.
America! Woo! Yeah!
Hey Garrett, have you ever been to Bofa? What? Bofa, have you ever been there? What's Bofa? Both these nuts!
What? MrBeast!
No way!
What's up?
Hey, tell people to subscribe. I'm desperate. Subscribe to MrBeast!
Hell yeah! Is this 4-wheel drive? Oh yeah! Is this a tank? Storm in the—
crap, man, it really annoys me when my tank gets stuck on the beach.
What'd you get it stuck for?
He was driving it, it's just like dragging all of a sudden. I don't know, our Freedom Vehicle's getting pulled out by his Freedom Vehicle right now, probably over It's overheated. Oh no, it's overheated. It's overheated. What do you mean overheated?
Hot.
But these colors don't run. I guess they don't run at all now. What happens if you're fighting a war and your tank's just like— you just sit here and shoot, you're still protected. Hey, did you call an Uber?
I did.
Well, our tank isn't working, so I'm sorry. Person we've never met before and definitely aren't paying to stand there, I'm sorry, but we can't Uber you because our tank doesn't work. Okay, I literally told you my tank doesn't work. How do you expect me to Uber you? Um, well, you better find a way.
I don't know.
All right, well, here we go.
I think it'll work.
We're at your destination. Okay, this is where— this is where your destination is. Please rate us 5 stars. Yeah, yeah, we need money. Our tank's broken. You can tip us a lot. All right, we expect a 5-star rating. Thanks for the ride. You're welcome. Thanks for this thumbnail. I mean, that we didn't— that's gonna get so many views.
Oh yeah.
They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it.
Where's the barrel? Someone pointed at me.
Mr. Bezos.
