Antonio Moniz and his friends spend a day trying to win every prize at a theme park, splitting into teams for ring toss, basketball, and other carnival games. They accumulate thousands of stuffed animals and plush toys, though they can't claim display items or clear everything without disrupting operations. They end up returning most of the haul to the park.
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Me and the boys are going to win every single prize at one of the largest theme parks in America. These dots are where the games are at. We are going to go to every single dot and win every single prize. There are a ton of games like ring toss, balloon pop, water squirter, basketball, and many more. Dusty, win every prize here. Chandler, you played baseball, you want to take this one?
I got it.
Christopher, you like water? I do like water. You're in charge of this one. Ty, do you want to play with them? Ty, play with me. The rules for this game is you have to knock all 3 blocks off with one throw.
The rule is—
What the heck? Dude, watch this.
Still nothing.
Did you guys win? I did. Okay, I'm going.
Cross map.
Oh, I think Chandler's car was bigger. Chandler, you guys are killing it. Dude, winning these challenges was unbearably hard. All right, this is where we're going to be storing all our prizes. Pick up your toys, there's going to be like 10,000.
Looks like number 11's staying in the lead. Let's go! What time is it? Keep going, keep going, keep going. It looks like we have a winner. Yeah! Just going to make it look like We have a winner!
Chris, Ty, you guys are killing it. Look how many prizes they already have. Well, somebody wins every time you play. So far we've won about 3% of the prizes. Bulbasaur, I choose you! It's not very effective. There's so much stuff. We're going to need like 8 more hours. Ty, come here. What are you good at? I'm good at basketball.
All right, win every prize.
What do you wanna do?
Whatever.
We need all hands up.
I'm winning anything, man.
Go down there and pick one. There's literally only 9 prizes. Chandler, can I trust you with this?
No.
All right, well you and Marcus are in charge of it. I can trust you?
You can trust me.
All right, keep him straight. Win some stuff. All right. All right, I have about 10 people playing 10 different games. We will win every prize. Apparently if you hit 5 shots in a row, you win everything. There you go. 2. Win a prize, right?
Yeah.
See, we probably already won everything.
Oh boy. Oh no.
Okay, okay. Hey, have you ever seen somebody have to get the stink at Six Flags? You guys cleared out shop over here. We got a lot of prizes. What about that side? Those are the display ones. We can't win those.
No.
Oh, all right, well, this is all we can win. Let's carry them over, Dusty. There you go, that's one.
Hey, that's two, that's three, four. Hey, one more!
Job time, cleared out shop. Flicker, do the flea flicker, flea flicker. Getting all our prizes, we just won 23. That's what we do, we win big here, boys. Ooh, it missed. Shopmysweets.com. I'm sweaty. What are you guys gonna do with all these basketballs? Put them in our pile of everything else. Come on. Did you finish winning your game too? Yeah. Did you finish winning yours? I did. I got some cool pigos. It doesn't look like you won that much. I got some more boys carrying them for me. We did it! I can't get on the last one. So as you can see, there's people in the background. That is because this theme park, one of the most busiest ones in America, just opened. So you take it, YouTuber with 20 million subscribers. You put him in a very public location to film a video. It's not a great formula. Chandler, we have to win the prizes here. I need you to hang for 90 seconds. 60 seconds left. 5 down, 6 down. That's display, we can't win it. Number 7, that is 7 games completely cleared out. And from those 7 games, these are all the prizes we won. Hi, Squirtle. Now this may look like a lot. It's literally like 1,000 stuffed animals. We're not even a quarter of the way done, so we're about to take things to the extreme. All right, Chandler, I need you to win all the prizes here, guys. He's in charge of it. Don't let him leave. Win 'em all. Okay, son, can I count on you?
Yeah, dude.
I know I can't count on him. Marcus and Chris, you guys are gonna whack 'em all. Have at it. I'm gonna win.
3, 2, 1, go, go, go, go, go!
Marcus is winning.
Oh! Eren, speed it up! Oh, that's it. Rematch.
Chandler, how you doing? Dude, I'm getting there, man. Dude, only the top row left. Yeah, you're doing good. Let's see, Chandler, if you win every prize here, I'll get you food. Chicken tenders and nacho cheese. Yes.
Okay.
And a Dr Pepper. There's still a row left, guys.
Remember, you guys gotta win every prize here.
Can we win all this stuff, or is this just display? Uh, everything up here is display, but I got a bunch in here for y'all to win. Let's do it.
Hey, you cheated!
Oh, it's a sphere. Sphere? It looks like a triangle. You know what a triangle is? No.
Okay.
Here, here, let me go, let me go. I'll show Marcus who's boss.
Yeah!
Hey, we won more prizes. Yes, we're focusing on the prizes, not the competition. Yeah, just prizes. Look at all these prizes. What? He was getting more moles than me. Let's see if pure skill can beat trying to be a cheater. Hey, you just got one!
Oh my God. Pure skill! Woo! We won all this stuff.
Whacking all these moles. Hey, well, congratulations! Let's take these back, guys. We got to carry all this back? Yes, there's one final step. We have to carry these to the pit. Have we got more here? Uh, there we go. The whole squad is carrying your winnings. Good job, brother. Thank you everyone for helping me. Where are the chicken tenders? Ah, good job, everyone. Everyone, tell her the stack is getting quite large. Our stacks are fat, dude. I whacked a lot of moles. You're welcome. Wow, is that a plunger? This is mine. Yes, it's a plunger. Chandler, what are you doing right now? Eating chicken tenders. Are you happy? Chandler, I got your chicken. You got 4 buckets of chicken tenders. I don't remember ordering that. This is number 9. This is number 11, and it looks like we didn't win much, but we really did. We just had to leave prizes because they won't let us win everything, and if we clear out everything, that ruins the theme park. This is number 12, but as you see, we won all the prizes. This is number 13. The prizes were on the shelves. We can't win these things hanging around the sides. So kids, my butt is being touched. I called you here today— stop biting me and touching my butt, guys. All right, so who wants to do that? All right, Ty, you do it. You and Connor, go for it. Taylor, you like basketball, you can do that. Okay, who here do you like the best? I like everyone. Don't run away from me. Come back here.
I like Nick.
All right, you're with Nick. Marcus, you're on Squirti. Okay, Chris, you like to play with balls, so you can throw the balls. Yeah, play with balls. I'm gonna wear this jersey. You're gonna wear this jersey? Yeah, watch. All right, you know what, never mind. All right, Chandler, from back there.
Yeet! In there! Oh, I did it, I did it!
It worked when I said yeet. All right, that's the last one. Got the horses, man. All right, so we got these. Chandler, I heard you won everything. I won it. Oh my gosh, I'm sweaty. Yeah, dude, I'm grinding over here working pretty hard. Connor, what's the trick to this one here? There's no trick, it's just losing and losing and losing. Oh, okay. You guys got to win these prizes. Look at it, these are the biggest prizes in the park, by the way, guys. Ty, you're almost there. No, hold my ball. That's hard, Connor. He's still on!
Yay, salute!
Luke got one! Go Marcus!
Go Marcus! Yes! Another one!
Yeah, Gary got it! Does having a lot of people watch you make you nervous? A little bit. A little bit. I feel like a zoo animal. Thank you. Another one down. Another one down. No prizes left. Another one done. These are displays, we can't win them. We just won a lot of prizes. It's time we do another trip back to our prize pit.
Yeah!
Everyone be careful. Jeez, this teddy bear literally weighs 40 pounds. Here's all our new stuff. Come on, brethren, throw your 40-pound bears over there. It was nice knowing you, man. Have fun. Oh, we lost Chris.
Help him, help him, help him. You're sweating.
There's a basketball in my kidney. What do you want to do? Basketball, go. What do you want to do? Soccer, go. Whole thing, first one to hit it.
The whole thing.
Good job. Yeah, you're a winner.
Oh, he is cute.
Should we just steal him next time?
The back is better, right?
One ring on the bottom like this. Yeah, I decided to come give these guys backup. They haven't won a single thing yet. I call this the Blitz strategy. I don't think it's possible. I said first one to hit one gets $500. First one to make a ring on the cup wins $500. Go over there. They've been doing it for 20 minutes, haven't landed a single one. First one to make a ring on the cup wins $500. The world is cheering you on. $500 on the line. What are you gonna do? Boys, it's now $1,000 if any of you land it. How? How are we gonna win all the prizes? We can't even land one. This is 50.
50. Oh my God. Here, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's throw $1,000 at one time.
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, sir. Good luck. 3, 2, 1, go! Play it in slow-mo. Who did it?
I think I did. It was me. All right, so we're taking an L on this game. We only won one prize. I want to win them all, but it would just take too long. So guys, we won almost every single prize in this entire park. Almost. That bar hanging one we could not complete, and we missed the 3-point one. I know Chandler's mad. We literally could not get to it without a crowd forming. Yeah, so yeah guys, we literally won what, 5, 6, 7, 10,000 different items? I don't know, a lot. 10 1,000, probably. I'm just making up a number. 10,000 items. This took the entire day. Now, if we're being honest, we have no use for all these toys, so we're actually going to give them back to the theme park because I don't want them to go to waste. But wait, I wanted to live here. Well, Chris is now living in the theme park. Do you want to live here?
No.
You want to go get a hot dog? Yes. I'll wrap up the video. I'll be there in a second. That's how you get rid of Chandler. Just tell him to go get a hot dog. And there you go. Subscribe or I'll delete your Fortnite account. Actually Minecraft, cuz it's relevant Help!
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