A host asks mall shoppers to identify colors and gets "orange" for everything, then mocks the YouTube trend of colorblindness cure videos. Logan Paul and TheProGamerJay have racked up millions of views with the gimmick, while the host jokes he'd be rich if he were actually colorblind instead of stuck with his perfect 20/20 vision.
Do you know what color this is? Yeah, orange. I know this, like, yeah, it's orange. You're not by any chance colorblind, are you? Absolutely not. Wow, he doesn't even know he's colorblind. Do you know what color this is? Uh, I'm guessing orange. No, this, like, this. This one here? Yeah. What color is this? Yeah, that's the one. You're colorblind too? That's 2 in a row. Hey, um, what color is this? Uh, orange? No, this. What color is this? Orange. Why is everyone colorblind? Wow, 3 colorblind people in a row. What are the odds? Like, Jimmy, you know that's actually really orange, right? This is red. No, Jimmy, this is red. No, that's orange. The thumbnail would imply What color is this? Orange? No, it's not! Why is everyone colorblind? This doesn't make sense! Okay, so let me start off by saying whatever clips you saw at the beginning of me at the mall, I'm sorry I made you watch that. But the thing is, these colorblind videos are blowing up on YouTube, and I just had to find a way to make one. Logan Paul made a video titled "These Glasses Cured My Colorblindness" and it got over 7 million views. He could literally take the money that video made and go buy a brand new car that's actually decent. And on top of that, he gained over 200,000 subscribers that day. That's literally years worth of work I put into my channel. He gained in one day from one colorblind video. Another person blowing up off these colorblind videos is TheProGamerJay. He got 7 million views, 4 million views, 3 million views, 2 million views. He's getting millions of views for being colorblind. Why couldn't I have been colorblind, God? God, why did you give me perfect eyesight? If you would have made me colorblind, I could have milked it for views. It's just depressing seeing all these colorblind people get viral videos, and I'm over here with 20/20 vision. Like, what does 20/20 vision give me? What does perfect vision do for me, you know? Why can't I be colorblind and get 5 million views and make $10,000 a night? I wish I was colorblind. Like, when I look at this cup, I see the color red. You know, if I saw the color orange when I looked at this, I could make a bunch of colorblind videos and just— why can't I be colorblind? I just want all you colorblind people out there to know you are blessed beyond belief, okay? I have 20/20 eyesight and I hate it, okay? You're so lucky. All you have to do is make a colorblind video and boom, you I mean, you can make my mom's yearly salary in like a week if you're colorblind. That's the video. I just wanted to tell you I hate my eyesight and I'm just going to go cry myself to sleep. Hate my life. Fucking sucks. Hey, can I ask you a question? Do you know what color this is? I don't know. What color? No, no, no. You don't know? I don't know English. Oh, you don't know English? Oh, can you tell me what color you think this is? What's that? What color do you think this is? It's like orange to me. Orange? I think you're colorblind. Maybe. Yeah. Okay. I just wanted to let you know. Happy song!
