A satirical sketch connecting MrBeast to Michael Bay through absurd logic: explosions, a million-dollar loan, and meme status. Speaker A argues Beast can't be Bay's son, then claims Beast is actually his own father, while Speaker B deadpans about Bay's death and explosion counts.
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Beast likes explosions. Michael Bay likes explosions. Does this mean Michael Bay is Beast's dad? Let's find out. Explosions are bad for the environment. Know what else is bad for the environment? Small loan of $1 million. Know who has $1 million? Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber is white. Know who else is white? Beast and Michael Bay. Coincidence? I think not. Let's get deeper. Chuck Norris is a meme and Michael Bay is also a meme. This means that Beast is the only non-meme, which means that YouTube money is not real. And if YouTube money is not real, then Beast has no money. And if Beast has no money, how can Beast afford his explosions? And if Beast cannot afford explosions, then he obviously is not Michael Bay's son. It pains me to say this, but MrBeast is not Michael Bay's son. He is in fact his father. MrBeast is my father.
Beast confirmed Michael Bay's death. Really, Dad? Only one explosion?