A creator digs into Google's weirdest search queries, from "Is Obama dead?" to "How to steal a car," using real search data to mock what millions of people actually look up online. He jokes about the FBI watching these searches and shares a bizarre cat forum story about mother cats eating their kittens.
Google is an endless wealth of knowledge available to the smartest people in the world and also to the stupidest and also to— Google is an endless wealth of knowledge available to really smart people and really stupid people. Today we're going to be looking at what those stupid people search. For instance, our current president is Obama. Let's see how many people search "Is Obama dead. Obama's our current president, and if you look right here, according to Google Analytics, on average about 2,000 people search every month. Over 2,000 people ask every month, is Obama dead? How to steal a car. Oh wow, so on average this gets 2,300 searches a month. I'm telling you, if you want to stop crime, just set it up where when people search stuff that, you know, police get a notification when they search how to get a gun, how to bury a dead body. Just set it up where you get a notification and go show up at their house. I mean, the government already spies on us. Is the— or does the government spy on me? Watch, I bet a bunch of people search this. Yeah, see, look, about 10 people a month. That's actually not many. You know what, if the government spied on me, they'd probably think I'm a creep when I record my Worst Intros series, because I literally watch like so many like just little kids' intros, and they probably think I'm the biggest creep in the world, when I'm literally just doing it to entertain you guys, okay? Anyways, that was random. MrBeast, please, come on, come on, come on. Oh, you guys actually searched me. I get on average 10 searches. Or what comes up when you search MrBeast? I have no idea. Maybe it's not even me. Okay, that's right, this guy comes up. What? MrBeast Wikipedia? What does this say? Uh, that's a lot of words. Never mind. This, this, this right here, this is annoying because he pops up above me in search results like half the time. I, I hate this. Like, you imposter. It's frustrating. Is Trump's hair real? People have to search this. Ooh, about 110 people every month search, is Trump's hair real? YouTube sub bot. Let's see. Ooh, it's actually 290 people on average search this every month. I mean, dude, if you guys want a sub bot, just hit me up. I mean, I don't subbot. Worst intros. I bet a lot of people search this. Oh, no one searched. Is PewDiePie Illuminati? Sorry, I had to think about how to spell it. Ooh, that gets searched a lot. Is PewDiePie Illuminati? Oh, did you know that if you search, does PewDiePie subbot? If you search that, my video comes up right there. See, that's me. It's my video. See, see, see. How do you Google something? Let's see. You see, the funny part about this is they search how to Google something on Google. Like, are unicorns real? Holy crap, that's way too many. No way. 20,000— 18,000— why do so many people search this stuff? Oh my goodness, we need to fix our freaking education systems. Okay, so don't ask me how I found this one. I was just searching around. Somehow I came across this forum. I don't even remember, but there's this chick on this cat forum asking this: We have a bit of an emergency here at our house. Our cat just gave birth to a litter of 5 kittens on the 10th. This afternoon I got home from work to find only 4. After tearing the house apart, we have yet to find the little one. What I did notice, however, is a bit of a mess in the corner of the room. This may be way out there, but do new mothers ever eat their young? And then Hissy, the TCS veteran— you know you got to be something if you're a veteran on a cat forum. 35,000 posts. Like, I bet this is the person that just gave up on life early on and just has like 30 cats and lives by herself. 35,000 posts on a cat forum. But anyways, she said, "Yes, they do. Young cats that are allowed to get pregnant often become overwhelmed by so many kittens suddenly appearing and can start destroying them." Start destroying them. I didn't know cats ate their babies. That's weird. That's why I'm a dog person. So Google has let me down. If you look on Google, dogs are searched— just the word dog is searched 1.5 million times on average per month, which isn't bad. But if you do cat, you type in cat and just do it where the only the keyword cat is searched 1.8 million. So cat is actually searched more than Google— more than dog on Google. So technically they win the search. I was gonna type it in, I was hoping dog would be better so I'd be like, yeah, dogs are better because dogs are better. But you know, cats are searched more and I don't know what I'm saying. How much does PewDiePie make? Only OG subs will get why I'm searching this. Um, oh, oh, that's actually— that's a lot. I need to go do How Much Does PewDiePie Make Part 8. MrBeast, oh, MrBeast, oh.
