Six friends compete to be the last person in a Tesla Model 3 worth $47,000, locked inside for over 48 hours with one rule: feet on the ground means elimination. They deal with motion sickness, diapers, and constant banter before Chris wins via rock-paper-scissors.
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This is a Tesla Model 3. All of you, get in it. Are we going on a trip? Come on. How do you open the door? Press in on the handle. Oh, this sucks. Last one of you to leave this car gets to keep it. Whoa. It was just under $50,000. It was about $47 grand. So basically, whoever leaves this last gets $47,000. Do you know how to turn off the windshield wipers? Let me just message Elon Musk on Twitter. How long are you going to survive in this car? Long enough. Longer than Chandler and Tareq. 12 days. I heard you have a diaper. Yeah, and that's what's gonna make me win. So how long do you think this will go? Um, as long as I'm in here. I'm not worried about these guys. It's gonna be me and Chris. Can you just try to survive like 12 hours this time? Yeah, that'll be easier. So Elon Musk, what do you think of this challenge going on in your Tesla? That's him agreeing he liked it. Gotcha. Thanks for hosting Meme Review. Look how fast it's going. Wow, the car's going 24 hours. Per hour. Just to clarify, by leaving the car, I mean putting one foot on the ground. So technically they could open the door and put their feet on the door, but if I yank this and his feet touch the ground, he's out. He doesn't get this Tesla. Yank it, yank it, yank it, yank it, yank it! All right, Jake, I'm gonna need your phone. I need everyone's phones or you guys are gonna be in here too long. We have a tablet in front of us. If you have your phone in the next minute, then you're out. Where's Chandler's phone? Chandler, give me your phone. Give me your phone. Don't call 911. Oh, I almost hit send. We have all the phones. If you need to text someone or anything, your phones are right here, right below Elon Musk. Are you just gonna hug that? Yes, I'm hugging my blanket. It's my blanket/pillow. Is that your security blanket, dude? Yes. Give me your blanket. It's my thunder blanket. Don't touch my thunder buddy! Anyway. Hey, if you want some memes, here's a picture of Elon Musk. Thanks. Oh yeah. So the goal to winning this is just naps. I'm saying Jake might get out soon because look at his knees. His knees are struggling. Struggling right now. I am comfortable. Hey Chris, feel free to lean your chair back. So Garrett, man, I think you, uh, start a tickle fight right here. Tickle fight? Yeah, dude. Ah, you literally just grabbed my breast. You have breasts? What? I didn't know you had breasts. Did you have consent? No consent. Okay, if we're being honest, the first one out is probably gonna be— put screen clean, then you can wipe the screen with that. That's enough. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, lucky. Hey, I didn't say anything. Pay attention to the road. Jimmy, there's room to run! No! No! Jimmy, there's room to run! Don't forget, guys, whichever one of you guys leaves last gets a $50,000 car. Oh, so that's why we're here. That's so advanced. Chris, you hot? You hot boy? You hot boy? Turn that down, bro. Chandler knows he's not gonna win it, so he's just determined to break it. That's not a bad idea, bro. I'm taking this. You can't lose if you destroy the prize. I'm taking this. Chandler's literally almost broke this car already. Do you know how to work it? Because I do. You just got a Jeep. You're a family. You have a family. Ha! You have a loving family. Ha! Got you. Dogs and a cat and a wife. Yeah. Oh, got me. And a house. I got a truck from Chris. Everyone get ready. Get your doors open. Everyone good? You will have 20 seconds. When I say G-O, but actually say the word, you'll have 20 seconds. If you're not in the car by the end of the 20 seconds, you're out. Don't touch the ground yet. And go! Go, go, go, go, go! 19, 20. All right, you guys have now rotated. We will rotate again in 1 hour. No touching the ground. I'm gonna throw up. I get motion sickness in the back. Someone switch with me. Oh no, I get seasick. Not on me, man. Hey, you know you can plug your ears and your nose at the same time? Get off of me. I'm not doing anything. You're pushing me. Look at me, look at me. Eric, stop pushing. Stop. All the way. Ah, he's touching me. Chandler, stop groping. You're crushing my feet. He's right by your toe. Get out. Stop messing. Get out. No. You can move your seat. I can do that. I'm meditating. Are you out? Oh, the hat touched the ground. What the fuck? Open the door and stand up. They're all peeing right now at the same time. What is happening? Why are you doing it? Don't pee inside the car. It's so close to the steering wheel. Everybody shush. You see what I'm saying? Taylor can't pee when people are around. Ah! Oh my God, dude, no. Hey, hey, take that off, take that off, take that off, that off the car. I don't have anything else to do. Put it on the floor. Taylor didn't even pee yet. Taylor hasn't peed yet. It has to be like literally leaking out for me to go pee in front of people. Like even if there's someone in the bathroom, I have to wait. Dude, I'm about to shit myself, man. It's like peaking. It's like Mount Everest and I'm at the top. It's so blue on you. You really installed fart noises in the car. Turn it on. Turn the turn signal on. Oh my God, I'm crying. Do I need to make a left turn? Yeah. Oh, what? Hey, hey, fart! Chandler, how you doing? Hey, good, good. I got a pool. Thanks. I'm not done talking. I'm good. I'm I didn't mean like— All right, 1 out of 10. If we guess the same number he said he'll get out. All right, Chandler, the odds are 1 in 10. Chandler said the odds are 1 in 10. Do it, give me a countdown. 1, 2, 3. 1. Oh! At least you get $100. At least you get out. Yeah! And he's out! Let's go! Just gotta keep the streak of losing first, right? I'm waiting for the big, big prize. This is the big prize. That is the big prize. That's the biggest prize. There's been a car and a house. What is that? Chandler's like, When it's a yacht, maybe I'll try, but just $50,000, it doesn't interest me. I'm very sad. You have to ask me a question, Eric. What are you feeling right now? Well, you know, it was a fun time. What do you think about the Tesla? Ah. All right, guys, it is time for your next switch. Go. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 1. I'm out. Nah, my back's not good. It's over 20 seconds. Wait, wait. Being a big guy. Jake is out. Car. Yeah, it's a car. I don't need a car. I'm good. Let them fight it out. What are you going to do instead? Uh, poop. Okay. You know what? Can I get some poop building up? That's good. Hey, you know. Guys, Jake is now out. There is now 3 of you. Chandler, of course, you know, we knew was going to lose. Yeah, obviously. Jake? I figured. Why'd he leave so early? He said his back hurt and he probably had to go work out or something. So there's 3 of you. And one of you is walking away with a $50,000 car. That would be I. But you all three think you are the person. I mean, but there's only one. You gotta think is to know. You have to believe in yourself. I've been meditating. I even worked out for this. I sat down yesterday a couple times. Wow, good job, you sat down a couple of times. Anyways, thanks for the great, um, and enticing interviews. I'm gonna sit here and endure this challenge a little bit with them, you know, just become one with the car. Garrett, call your dad. What's up, Leon? Yo, Dad, I'm trying to win this, uh, challenge. Wow, are we in the middle of a challenge right now? Yeah, uh, we're in the middle of a Tesla. Last one to leave this Tesla keeps it. So who do you think is gonna win? I don't know Tareq as well, so I'm gonna have to go with Garrett or Chris. So I'm gonna go with Garrett. Yeah, let's go! Garrett's wearing a diaper right now. He's willing to take a deuce in his pants for that Tesla, bro. Let's hit up your mom. Hey, what's up? Hey, I'm in a Tesla trying to win it. If you do not win that Tesla, you're out of the wheel. You're out of the wheel. The wheel. The wheel. The wheel. Sorry, the wheel. Not the wheel, the wheel. Oh, the wheel. Hey, Tareq's brother. So basically there's 3 people in this Tesla, last to leave keeps it. I don't think your brother's gonna win, but, uh, do you? Oh no, no, he's gonna win. Man, this good shot, sir. I'm tired, man. I'm the best Tesla driver you've ever seen, boy. Oh my God. So how you doing? 8 hours in, Garrett. I'm really hungry. All right, I'll get you some food. So we got food. Let's see what's in it. Oh, it's an animal cracker. Nice. Oh, what is that? Is that some apples? Apples for you guys. Some health food. Oh man, I can't do this challenge anymore. Thank you. All right, Tariq, 8 hours in. How you doing? I feel great. I feel great. I can do another 8. How about another 8 days? Oh, easily. 8 hours in, how you doing? I'm doing great. I'm trying to find Okinawa on the map of Japan. That was my tap of support. You wanna use this? It's like right here, you can use it. Here, you just like, you take the top off. Trying to tell me I smell, Chris? No, I'm just saying like it's literally right here. Like this, right? No, pull your shirt down. Nah, I'm good, dude. Right here. No. Okay. I'm gonna go up top. I did say as long as nothing touches the ground, you're still in. Oh, it's just slippery. I'm good. Garrett's like, I'm on a mission. Bro, look at that diaper. No, no. A little update here, Garrett, he peed over here and he also peed on the car. Garrett just peed from the roof into that trash can. Dude, you marked your territory with your pee. Is that your new resting spot? I guess so. It's actually pretty comfortable. Where's that toilet paper at? I got some toilet paper in the Tesla. Taking a poop? How are you gonna do that? I'm gonna shit in this bucket. Oh. I don't know how this is gonna work, man. Just hold it in, man. Dude, if you just go to sleep, it'll go away. How much coverage do I have here? So it's not just enough to have your butt hovering over it. You gotta make sure your weenie's in there. Poop science. Can't breathe. Dude, it smells so bad. Still not done. Hold on. Me and Garrett are outside just Trying to breathe. Yeah, man. It's hard. It's hard. This is getting tough. I'm a different person now. I really am. I don't even know where to begin. The struggle of having to like hang your butt out while staying standing on a car, but I told myself I'm going all the way here. So you got to poop in a bucket, you got to pee in a can, you do what you do. We also got— Can you stop? But like for real, so we got some teepee up there. We got some toilet— Chris! Chris! Why? Okay, I won't do it anymore. I won't do it anymore. All right, so currently I have this Elon Musk who's looking at that Elon Musk who's looking at that Elon Musk who's looking at that Elon Musk. Chris, you going to bed? I'm sleepy, Paul. How about you, Tareq? You about to go to bed? I have another 2 hours in me. Garrett, you going to bed? Gotcha. All right, guys, it's currently 6:30 in the morning. No one has buzzed. I'm just going to like sleep all day. Oh, we just woke up. It's so nice to see people other than Garrett and Chris. These are the only thing they've done is pee and poop. Yeah, no, seriously. How's it make y'all feel that I can do this and then just get out whenever I want now? So great. Makes you feel like you don't have a Tesla. You just hit the 24-hour mark. Yeah. That's how we feel, pretty much. Alright guys, so I've made a discovery. Pull this down, there's a whole trunk you can fit in. Is that where we're sleeping tonight? No, that's where I'm sleeping tonight, boy. Oh, dude, we just need some pillows. So this is your new discovery here? Would have been nice to discover this last night. Alright, it's hour 28 and my back is killing me. I think I might have to opt out on this one. Shout out to my dad, Leon Lush, but I can't pull it in. Thanks guys. Guys, Garrett, what did I just hear? You're about to get out? Yeah, my back is killing me. Lowkey going crazy. Chris, how does that make you feel? Dude, I'm sorry for Garrett. Are you guys cuddling? Uh, yeah, pretty much. Oh yeah, I mean, it's been over a day, and if you get out now, all of that was for nothing. He's out! He is out! You fought hard, guys. I want you to shake his hand. Good job, buddy. Good job, man. This is the most comfortable position in the car. Let me get all-time shotgun All-time shotgun. How does that make you feel now that Garrett didn't win the Tesla? I'm a little disappointed, but I feel the back problems, dude. Who just left? Chris? Chris and Tareq. Yo, dude, all right, I'm going Chris now. Sorry, Garrett. Love you. Leon said he's team you, Chris. Chris said yeah. All right, guys, we need to make something happen here. I'm not leaving. How about you, Tareq? Me neither. I'm pretty sure I was actually just born in this car. I don't remember a time— All right, well, I thought I was gonna do something, but apparently not. I'm pretty bored. I'm gonna see what this Tesla's all Oh, well, can't close that. We are 37 hours in. My wife has swung back here and she told me she supports me fully, so there's literally no reason for me to leave. Tareq thinks he's gonna win. He's not. He's not gonna win. So we're closing in on 48 hours. We started Wednesday morning and now it's Friday morning. So this is our 50 now. Yep. 50 is half of 100. Mm-hmm. We've been here for half of 100. Jake got us a toothbrush, toothpaste. I just brushed my teeth in a Tesla. You can literally do everything in this car. You know, I will say this, if you are ever stranded in a car for a very long time, make sure it's a Tesla because they're actually pretty comfortable. That's how we get clean in the Tesla. Well, that feels a lot better now. Now it's time to blow dry my hair. How's your meditation going? Pretty well. We're killing it. Me and Chris are killing this right now. How would you feel if in a day you left and he won? When you're about to quit, what do I want— what do you want me to say to future you? Tell me don't do it. Tell me remember this moment right here. How about you, Chris? I've determined that I'm either gonna get this car or I'm not going to exist on this planet anymore. Why don't we just settle this like men? Why don't you guys just do a game of rock-paper-scissors? Loser gets out. Best out of how many though? 3. This is way too much time on my hands to let it go down to rock-paper-scissors. Ethan, we need your help. Option number 1 is duke it out. What do you mean duke it out? Like fight each other? No, just sit in the car and keep it going. Option number 2, rock-paper-scissors. Oh heck no. I'll do a poll on Instagram. We're doing a last to leave car keeps it challenge. They've been in this car for over 2 days. This car was pooled. They're the last 2 people in it. Should I let them sell the car and split the money or force them to stay and whoever leaves last gets it? Which do you guys want? Alright Chris, it's up to the fans. We have 1 hour on Instagram poll. I'm gonna throw up. Me too, man. I hope they say split up, but you know, it'll be very exciting if we do rock-paper-scissors as well. Here Jake, can you show us an update on the poll real quick? You see this, guys? It's 50/50. The world is literally deciding what we should do. All right, what was it I heard? Play rock-paper-scissors for it. I guess why Instagram has decided— basically they keep saying like, he said he's gonna go all week, he says he's gonna go all week. So you guys just want to play game rock-paper-scissors and winner keeps it? Yeah, you all hate Chris and kill him? No, it's all love. I love Chris regardless. You won't hate Tareq if he wins? I love Tareq. Even if he wins a $50,000 car? Yes, sir. What are you guys doing? 3 out of 5? 3 out of 5. 3 out of 5. We're going to— we're going to do them eyes closed. Make sure both of our eyes closed so there's no face reading or whatever. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ooh, Tareq won the first one. All right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 1-1. 1-1. First one to 3 wins. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, 2-1 Chris! You do realize if Chris gets this next one, he could win it. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Tie? Oh yeah. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Tie! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Tie! We are the same! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Okay, and Chris won! That's it! That's it! Alright, Tariq, get out of his car. And technically he stepped out first, so now you won. Hey, you, you were the one who said you wanted to rock paper scissors too. I know, I know, I thought I had luck, man. I mean, Chris got it. I still love you, dude. Um, you are way too nice. I would literally be punching a hole in that wall. I know, I will later. I would like to thank you though for giving us this opportunity to just do it. Like giving you an opportunity to win nothing? To win nothing. To waste 2 days. Alright, Chris, get in your car. Yeah, let's drive it off. Alright, Chris, you got the dub. Drive her off. Alright. I'm so nervous right now. You know, after everybody's slept and peed and pooped in it, I don't know if I'll ever look at it the same. I hung my butt out of this car and pooped. I don't know if I can look at it the same. Tareq, hey, congratulations. You deserved it. Thanks, man. You know I'll look out for you. Stop being so humble, Tareq. Be mad. No, I'm happy for him, man. I know it sucks, but hey, he won it. It's all fair and square, so. Dude, this is the first time I've ever seen this car move. Dude, this car's fast as fuck. Mr. B6000, oh, oh, Mr. B6000, yeah, you know his name. He changed it once or twice, but I think it's here to stay.
