A comedian rants about how Gamma energy drink supposedly transforms his life, letting him finish papers instantly and dominate Dark Souls 3. He fails at pull-ups, juggling, and a 360 quick-scope, repeatedly acknowledging the jokes aren't landing while name-dropping FaZe Rain and MrBeast.
What's this? How did my water turn blue? Oh my God! Research paper, done! History paper, done! Dark Souls 3, done! Man, I can't even get past my third kill streak. I keep on getting wrecked by these noobs. Oh, when did that get there again? Let's try it. Oh, get freaking wrecked, you noobs! 360 quickscope! Oh man, that's a game winner. That's a game— FaZe Rain just sent me a friend request and asked me could I join his clan. Pfft, don't need that. No! I can't do it! Thank you, gods of Gamma. Alright, time to crunch these pull-ups. I still can't do it! This was obviously only made for video games. I just can't get this juggling thing down. I just can't get this juggling thing down. What part of I can't juggle didn't you understand? This is gonna give me the energy and power and focus I need. I still can't do it. Wait, we already used that joke. Was that really funny? Did not sound funny. Dark Souls 3, done! Man, I can't even get past my third kill streak. Speak up. Man, I can't even get past— Redo it though. You ready? Yeah. I just can't get this juggling down pat. I missed. I do this. I'm anticipating it. Just can't get this juggling down. What part of I can't juggle did— MrBeasto! MrBeasto!
