In this informal vlog, the creator (Speaker A) opens with a brief announcement about a giveaway (an Xbox One, a gift card, and a Razer keyboard and mouse) and invites viewers to enter via a link in the description. He then proceeds to play and react to a series of old voicemails spanning from 2012 to two years ago, featuring friends asking about Minecraft, a teammate inviting him to a soccer game, a reminder about a borrowed belt, a congratulatory message from his dad about a "most improved" award, and a call from Coach Dox about a Sunday game. Throughout, Speaker A and his on‑camera companion (Speaker B) exchange playful banter, repeat lines for comedic effect, and comment on the absurdity or nostalgia of each message. The video ends with meta‑commentary about the video's length, a mention of a broken helicopter, and a casual sign‑off.
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What's up guys, before we get into the video I just wanted to say that I know I need a haircut, I went to get one but the wait was an hour and I'm not about to wait an hour for a haircut. And also, me and some other YouTubers are doing a giveaway, we're giving away an Xbox One, um, a gift card of some sort, and then a Razer keyboard and mouse. Basically there's 4 things to win, if you want to enter I'll link the giveaway down below. And yeah, let's listen to my old voicemails, some of these are from when I was like 13 years old, they're hilarious. We're gonna listen to them. Okay, so this first voicemail is from September of 2012. That's over 4 years ago.
And, uh, whatever I'm doing, it's a message. Hey, I just wanted to let you know, could you call me when you get up or when you whatever? I just wanted to, um, see if you want to play Minecraft. I mean, I'm, I'm It would be fun to play it with 4 people, you know? But every time we do that, Kayla and Ethan want to team up and go do their own little castle of diamonds and gold, and it's just real dumb. I want to do something like this, it looks pretty cool without duplicating. So if you want to do that, just give me a call back or get online or both. See ya.
He called and asked if I wanted to play Minecraft. That's 4 years ago. Oh, oh, that was a good one to start on. Hey!
Hey.
So, do you still want to play Minecraft?
Mm, nah.
You sure you don't want to play Minecraft? I mean, you just called me and asked, didn't you?
Nope.
I just listened to a voicemail from 4 years ago where you asked me if I wanted to play Minecraft.
Shut up.
Hey, here's a voicemail by CrissCrossApplesauce, the guy that's in all my videos.
Ba da da da da da da.
This ought to be interesting.
Hey Jimmy, it's Chris. I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the soccer game tonight at school at 6 o'clock. I will be off work at like 5 o'clock, so if you want to go get some food first. By the way, saw you hit 15,000. You're like literally almost as big as PewDiePie, so congratulations on that. Alright, love you, K. Bye.
No way! No way, dude! That's what I hit. Oh wow, dude, that's crazy. He left that when I hit. Oh my goodness, dude, that was crazy. Hey, I think I can manage to go to the soccer game with you tonight.
Which one now?
The soccer game you asked to go to. I think I can. I think we can go. I'll be there. What time do you want me to pick you up?
I have no clue what you're talking about, man.
You literally just asked if I could go to the soccer game with you.
It's a Sunday, I sure wouldn't. I don't, I didn't call you.
Oh, well, I should have thought of what I was gonna— okay, bye. He's probably so confused. Uh, sorry Chris when you see this video.
Hey Jimmy, it's Caleb. I was calling to see if you still have that belt because I'm pretty sure you borrowed it for baseball and we have to turn it in tomorrow so I was trying to get a hold of you. Thanks, call you back.
Aww, I never gave Caleb his belt back. Now I feel bad. This next voicemail's from my dad. It's 2 years old and I've never opened it, so.
Just wanna call and congratulate you on getting most improved player last night. And I wanna see how you did in the game, so give me a call when you get out of the shower or wherever you're at. I'll talk to you soon, bye.
Ah, most improved, that's probably basketball 'cause I sucked at basketball, so when you suck, It's pretty easy to improve, so yeah.
Tyler, um, can you do me a favor? I know we have a game on Sunday, and, um, I need you to call— it's at 3 o'clock— I need you to call Mr. Steven Sucks, um.
So looks like I never called Steven for them.
Wow, Jimmy, you call me an idiot because I called at the wrong time. You call me back All right, because we're gonna get some time. Okay, this—
all right, shut up, Michael. That voicemail is over a minute long. What the freak, Michael?
Jimmy, this is Coach Dox. Um, give me a call if you would, trying to see if you're available to play, um, Sunday afternoon against the Bears.
Well, I never gave him a call. So yeah, that was all the voicemails. I had a lot of voicemails, but half of them were spam and You guys don't really care to listen to spam, so yeah, we're just gonna— where is it going?
Come down? Go up?
I don't know. My friend broke that helicopter and it's annoying. I really like that helicopter. What am I saying? This video is random. Yeah, I feel like I should end the video here, but I feel like it's kind of short. I don't know. Have a good day. Beso!
