
A guy takes a summer job at Hardee's for $7.25 an hour, calculates he'll make $1,800 after taxes, and realizes he'd need 28,500 hours of nonstop work to afford a Lamborghini. He dreams about YouTube money and bossing people around instead.
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Up until recently, I've always laughed at the thought of getting a job over the summer. But due to my lack of social interaction and ability to maintain zero friends, I have drawn the conclusion that getting a job would be a better use of my time during the summer. Or, you know, at least better than watching PewDiePie and having orgasms every time he gains a million subscribers. So yeah, I'm gonna be be getting a job at Hardee's for the summer. Yeah, minimum wage, $7.25 an hour. That's more than I get off of YouTube. Nah, I'm just messing with you. I got stacks on stacks over there from my YouTube money. For some reason, I daydream about money a lot, and pretty much I already have written down exactly how much money I'm gonna make throughout the course of the summer. Yes, I also included taxes. I'm going to be making around $155 a week if, of course, I have your typical 25-hour work week, which means throughout the course of my entire summer, I'll make around $1,800, which if you actually think about it, that's not that much money. $1,800 for an entire summer worth of work? I have a friend who's put more money than that into his PC alone. And this is exactly why I'm going to college, so I can get a piece of paper that allows me to boss people around and make 4 times as much as them by pretty much doing nothing but telling them what to do. I mean, if you really think about it, the less labor you do for a company, the more you make. But obviously, this job's only till my YouTube channel takes off, and then, you know, I won't need that job anymore, you know, because that YouTube money. But hey, let's look on the positive side. Immortality, I know you're watching this video, and I know how you always talk about Lamborghinis, And for me to be able to buy a Lamborghini with the minimum wage I'm gonna be making during the summer, I'd have to work 28,500 hours, or just over 3 years of nonstop labor. So if I start now, I can get it when I'm 20.
No exception to the rule, do what you do to get by, 'cause I keep stickin' like a metronome, and my thoughts keep tellin' me to get me home, but my balls keep tellin' me to let me owe. Oh, just let me owe. That clock keeps tickin' like a metronome, and my thoughts keep tellin' me to get me home, but my balls keep tellin' me to let me owe.










