A host and friends test whether a powerful speaker can move a 10-pound dumbbell and a car using only sound, then use it to play Jenga, chess, and bowling. They also try it as a kitchen tool and food dispenser in a series of absurd stunts.
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Can you move a 10-pound dumbbell using only sound? Can you fly using only speakers? Does a speaker make for a good cereal bowl? Do speakers like sprinkles? Is a speaker good at bowling? Up, up! Should schools replace their water fountains with speakers? Oh my god, I'm getting so hydrated! Do you feel hydrated? I'm so hydrated right now. One more burst. It went up my nose. People with 200 IQ use speakers to listen to music. People with 400 IQ use speakers to move things. Being the good father I am, I'm gonna teach my kid how to roller skate using a speaker. Hit her, Chris. Good job, good job. That fucking worked. How did that work? The baby was having fun. Let her roller skate again. Who's a good baby? You're a good baby. Why does that work? Now that you've mastered roller skating, let's master flying. Jeez, you suck at that, baby. This is exactly how World War III will go down. This little speaker is playing Despacito. Alright, hit it. No, Despacito, you're losing. Fight back, Despacito. No! Despacito has fallen. Hey, stupid speaker, I challenge you to a game of Jenga. All right, I'll go first. All right, your turn, speaker. You're close, speaker, you got this. Wow, that was a really good move, speaker. I can't believe you did that. I'm about to lose a game of Jenga to a speaker. What do I do? Done. Oh my god, if I actually lose to a speaker, I'm gonna cry. All right, speaker, your turn. Ah, take Take that, you stupid Speaker! Hey, Speaker, don't be a sore loser. Hey, hey, stop throwing pieces, okay? You lost fair and square, okay? I'm a human, what did you expect? Literally nothing can beat a Speaker at a game of chess. Wow, did not see that coming. You're clever, I'll give you that, Speaker. Checkmate. Ah, take that! I'm the last man standing. I knew I could beat a speaker. Is a speaker good at bowling? 10 pounds. Everyone knows speakers are good at playing music, but are they good at bowling? Show us what you got, speaker. Okay, okay. Oh, all right, let's get— let's give the speaker a second chance. There it goes, there it goes. Oh, I'm feeling this one. Ah, all right, looks like you got to play Jake Paul music. I'm sorry. Hey Jake, have you seen Chris? No. Okay, just Play that Naruto song, always gets them. Hey Chris! What's up? Did your mom make pancakes? Nah, she made waffles. Ah, frick, I hate her. Yeah, I know. Spinko, we're about to play Despacito. Don't lose your marbles. Despacito. Oh gosh, Spinko, you lost your marble. Ah! Does a speaker make for a good cereal bowl? My oven is broke. So the only logical thing I can do to make breakfast is to use a speaker. I actually like my eggs scrambled. Can you scramble them for me? Yeah, I got you. Speakers are good at that. There we go. All right, scramble them. Did you see that super viral video where they like dropped a dart, an oobleck or bowling ball, something from really high and it got like 45 million views? I want 45 million views on a video, so I'm gonna put oobleck in a speaker. We'll see what happens. Oobleck is that thing that if you hit it, it's a solid, but if you like touch it, it's a liquid. Alright, that's what oobleck does. Do speakers like sprinkles? Speaker, you better not knock over my dominoes now. I'd get really angry. Oh, speaker. Speaker, why'd you do that? Oh man. Ah! Wait a minute. Does that spell ligma? Ligma balls! How ironic you're wearing a Fortnite shirt as I'm saying that. Don't ban me, please. And now we'll move a car using only a speaker. Hit it. Whoa. Wait, Garrett. Garrett? Garrett? What are you doing? Give me the remote. No! Jake, can you go secure the remote? Okay. Give me my remote! We put the remote right there, so now you know we're not lying. Hit it. Wow, I can't believe that worked. The remote's right there. Wow. Hey, car, stop. You better behave or I'll punish you. Hey, no, no oil tonight if you don't be a good boy. Hey, hey, hey, you listen. Listen to me when I'm talking to you. Don't you drive away from me, I'm talking to you. All right, you better never come back. If you ever come back, you're gonna regret it. Welcome to the world's first game of Speaker Baseball. Foul ball. Strike 2. Oh, and he's out. Oh, that's a That's a line drive. Most people don't know this, but speakers actually love playing with Legos. See, look how much fun he's having. I built this Lego set just for this speaker. Look, he's having so much fun. Telling you guys, if you ever get a pet speaker, give it a Lego set and it'll have fun all day. Speaker, you knocked over your— come on, speaker, be civilized. Okay guys, speaker abuse is a really serious problem in America, so give him some ice cream. You know, he's been doing a good job today. Hey, hey, give it— hey, we know you want more. Give it some time. Yeah, all right, all right. Oh, hey, hey, we get it, you want M&M's. There, you happy? What, dude? Come on, man, eat the M&M's, just don't throw them. Oh, he wants sprinkles. Oh, here. Oh, he wants more M&M's. Here you go, Speaker. Hey, Speaker, eat with your mouth closed. He wants some marshmallow cream. Calm down. I don't know if we give you any more. That's a lot of calories. I am just watching out for you. He wants chocolate. Hey, if you want some chocolate. No more. It's a lot of calories. Hey, it's a lot of calories. I'm trying to help you watch your figure. Cherries? Yeah. Here you go. All right, now eat it. Wow, good job, Spooker. You ate everything. No, you can't have any more. You're too fat. Fine, you're right. Chris, I really want a pet dinosaur. Watch, dinosaurs love Skittles. Watch this. The music. We got him where we want him, boys. Yo, take him to our basement. Yeah, to the basement. Make sure my sex toys are there when I get there. We're gonna put random things in the speakers and play music. First one to guess what's in their speaker wins $100. He's gonna play the music for 20 seconds When he turns it off, you have to say what they both are. I got it, I got it! Noodles and Skittles. Yes! All right, what is your ketchup? Sloppy Joe ketchup. Sloppy Joe and gumballs. Am I the winner? You're the winner. Yeah! Yeah! Which means Chandler has to put on syrup. Caw caw! Caw caw! Hey, you fulfilled your dream. You're a bird now. Don't touch me. Caw caw! Wait a minute, is that a Maverick? Cut it off. Chandler, why did you want to cover yourself in maple syrup and then turn into a bird with feathers? Because when I was a kid, I always wanted to fly, and now I can do it. Show us. I believe I can fly. This hurts. Do you hear that? Yeah, I hear it. Dude, I want to know what's in here. What is that? Is that what I think it is? No way, no way. Chris, it's, it's a picture of RIP Barney. Why is RIP Barney in a watermelon? Oh no, the seal has been broken. Is that Barney? Oh no, get away from me! Stop, stop! Who is— who are— oh, it's just the Viking. I didn't know Vikings were also Barney. This 10-pound dumbbell, guess what, Albert Einstein, weighs 10 pounds. Actually, 10.2. I feel, I feel violated. Speaker it up. All right, speaker, let's see how strong you are. Can you move 10 pounds? All right, take 2, take 2. Nice! Yeah, good job, Speaker! High five, Speaker! All right, Speaker, let's see how strong you are. Oh, Speaker, Speaker, Speaker, don't be throwing 10 pounds around. We get it, you lift, okay? Put a shirt on. I think my ears don't work anymore. So loud. I lost my ears. That was insane. Do you know why I called you over here, Chris? I don't. Why did you call me over here? My last video got 28 million views, and do you know why? Uh, because it was a good video? Because I touched your nipple. Oh, oh, now this video has to get 28 million views too and 500,000 likes. Yep, because I touched your nipple. Yeah, they should like right now and subscribe. Buy your merch. That's a nipple touch. Don't make me touch your nipple again. Hey, like My new shirt. I love it. Wait a minute, are we implying they should go to shopmrbeast.com to get a cool meat lover shirt and lots of other funny shirts? Because that was $20,000 worth of speakers and we need to make the money back. Yeah, we really do. Please go to shopmrbeast.com. Buy some so I can afford to pay Chris. Please, I need money. I have kids. Oh, those babies. Paul and George. Oh, okay. Have you been cheating on me? No. Oh wow, Paul again. You've been cheating on me, I can tell. Nipple touch? Nope. Oh, George, let me touch his nipple. Never. Get away from my daddy. This is getting a little weird. I'm leaving.
