A comedic sketch mocking post-game NBA interviews. The interviewer asks ridiculous questions about global warming and injuries while the player responds with sarcasm, misheard stats, and complaints about money. The exchange devolves into absurd confessions and table-flipping jokes.
You guys performed really well on offense today, but your defense, it was kind of lacking. Well, uh, you got— Shh, I'm talking. Um, but—
Shut up. Um, so you got to work hard on— Shut up. Um, what—
So, uh, you guys obviously lost tonight. How does that make you feel?
How does that make me feel? We lost. There's a bunch of people watching. What's going on? Hey, what's up? First question, you over there.
So why exactly are you dressed like that?
Uh, simple. I'm a terrible athlete, so this is the best way I can get you from Not talking about how I play. Interesting.
So the other team's top player was out. How do you think that affects global warming?
Wait, what?
So are you happy with your team's performance? I mean, I know you guys lost and all, but you guys still executed. What's your opinion?
Oh, well, They played great. They executed. Um, they did their job. I sit on the bench and make a billion dollars a year. Doesn't really matter to me.
So you had 6 points and 9 rebounds. Are you satisfied with your game?
You said 69.
Oh, okay. All right, let's move on to the next question. Do you play for the love of the game or for the love of the money?
Well, uh, I gotta have some money to take your mom out, so—
Oh, okay. Um, how long exactly have you been playing basketball?
Uh, 9 long years. That's what she said. So, uh, how do you think your team played tonight in their loss?
Well, they were doing really bad, so I started yelling at them, and they did worse, and now I'm fired. We like flipping tables. Mr. Beasto!
Mr. Beasto! Mr. Beasto!
