A comedic sketch pits PC gamers against console players in a mock debate full of absurd logic and bad math. Bob and Carl trade insults about frame rates and hardware while a narrator makes ridiculous calculations and pop-culture references to declare winners, then immediately reverses the verdict.
Hello, random person on the interwebs. Today we shall put to rest this ancient problem: which is better, console peasants or the PC master race? To put this argument to rest, I brought in a tome of experts in their own fields. Representing the console peasants, we have Bob. Say hi, Bob. Hi, my name is Bob. And representing the PC master race, we have Carl. Carl, say hi.
Hi, my name is Carl. I am representing the PC master race. #MyGraphicsAreBetterThanRealLife. He said say hi, not write a book, you idiot. I would get easily mad too if I was capped at 60 FPS. 1v1 me Rust right now, you scrub. It would be a waste of time. Your puny controller is no match for my mouse and keyboard. Don't talk about me controller like that. It is trash. Oh no, you didn't.
Oh yes, I did. Stop it. You guys are worse than me trying to talk to girls. Looks like I will have to settle this matter on my own. Time to turn on my Illuminati skills, boys. It is 2015. Trump is running for president. Trump has money. PCs cost a lot of money. Coincidence? I think not. Let's go further. 1 1 7. There are 7 letters in friends. I think we are onto something. PC master race don't go outside. If you don't go outside, you don't have friends. Gasp! You know what this means? PC master race can't be the winner. That must mean that the peasants win. Yeah, consoles are better than PC. Wait, what? Hold up, up, up. It appears I made an error in my calculations. 1 1 does not equal 7, it equals 2, and there are 2 letters in PC. Coincidence? I think not. Therefore, PC Master Race is the winner. I never doubted it for a second.
