MrBeast and his crew pull over fast-food customers with a toy police car, interrogating them about fake drugs and issuing ridiculous fines. The sketch mocks cop shows and YouTube clickbait while tracking how much money they make from the bit.
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What's up guys, Mr. Cop here, and today we're gonna be pulling over a few— Ow! Hey, hey, watch it, Deputy! You trying to lose your job? Nah, I'm just training.
You need to train a little harder there.
People are out here breaking the laws. There's lives that depend on us. All right, squad up and let's go! All right, 1, 2, 3, delete!
Hi, my name is Ice. How may I help you?
Hey, do you by any chance sell any drugs here or anything illegal?
No.
Okay, good. Just checking. I'll just take a taco then. Hello. Just on duty patrolling. Any sauce for your taco?
No, thank you.
We need to analyze the evidence. Pull around, Deputy, right here. Just what I thought. What is this green stuff?
That looks like—
sniff it—
that looks like the marijuana.
I can't believe they're selling this right under our noses. Look how much this is.
That's like at least $10,000 worth of the devil's lettuce. We should call 911.
I think it's on us to put an end to this. Honestly, Chris, I can't believe they just sell this stuff in plain sight.
It's unacceptable. I'm actually kind of worried that there might be other fast Food chains selling—
Say it's not so! Ethan, you won't believe this. We need your help. We need an undercover cop. Apparently fast foods, they've been selling the good good, the green stuff. So we're gonna need you to go in. It's a sting operation. You get the good good, we'll bust down the door. Whatever you do, do not let them know you're a cop.
Copy that, Sergeant.
No, not copy that. Roger.
Chris, I need to have a conversation with you away from the deputy.
All right.
This is his first assignment. You sure he can do this?
He's probably gonna die.
Yeah. All right, Sergeant, move in. Godspeed.
Focus me down to the right side, tender.
Um, no thank you. Do you by chance have that green stuff?
I'm sorry, what was that?
That good, good green stuff.
What are you—
Stephanie, what'd you get? Ain't that green stuff. There is no way.
No way.
Do you see this? I see it.
Despicable.
Oh yeah, it is. It looks pretty good.
It's actually really, really good.
Wow, that's really good. That doesn't just— they should—
look!
How can they just sell this stuff? Head office, we're gonna pursue this green stuff a little further. If you don't hear back from me, they obviously would have caught on to us.
Nope.
So when I got that report about the green green, I also got a report about the white stuff.
The white snow?
Yeah, I know, dude, this place is crazy. Hey, Fed! We're gonna be positioned 5 feet to the right. You're gonna go in, you see the white stuff, you give us the signal, we tear this place down.
Let's go!
Breach, breach, breach, breach!
Just doing our job, nothing to see here.
Yeah, can I have a vanilla milkshake please? Could I have that with some extra of the white stuff please?
The white stuff.
Thank you, ma'am. Got that white stuff, guys.
We got the white stuff. Someone run the sample.
Chris, I'll run the sample. That's the white stuff.
No, come on, that can't be the white stuff. Ethan, I need you to run a sample. Run a sample, officer.
Yeah, that's definitely it. That's definitely—
let me try one more time. No doubt, that's the white stuff.
I just— how can they just— how have none of the other officers ever caught on to this stuff?
We've got some dirty cops on our hands. I think we do too.
What do we do, boys? We're just a 3-man team. Obviously we can't trust everyone else. They're dirty.
At least we can trust ourselves, right? Hey, yep, definitely still white stuff.
Before he started working for me, he worked at Chick-fil-A. Now he's busting them for their white stuff. What a cool world we live in.
They've changed so much.
I know. Were you aware of that when you worked with them?
I was not.
Wait, are you wiping your white stuff off with more white stuff? There's white stuff all over this restaurant. It's a hard day out on patrol, isn't it? Oh, he's got a Segway? Yeah. Oh man, our department doesn't give us Segways.
I'm trained, man.
See this hat right here?
Yeah, I went through all the classifications and everything.
I don't recall seeing you.
You were there, me, you, and John, right? Well, we appreciate your service. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
We were going to give him a couple hundred bucks, but then I was like, wait a minute. I think that's illegal. As you guys know, I've been a cop my whole life. These are my two trainees. He's really new, and I'm gonna show them the way of the law. Dangle, Bulge, I think I see some illegal sitting on the bench we gotta take care of. All right, officers, roll out.
How's it going, fellas?
Oh man, you got a citation for that coke there for the illegal bench sitting. They've been here for over 3 minutes.
I think, uh, $20 a piece is a good, uh, A good fine? It's either the cuffs or the cash. Which one's it going to be? If you put the cuffs on me, are you going to be mad if I break them? I mean, these are my only cuffs.
I think that's some sarcasm. Cuff him up right now, dog.
Break my cuffs, and we're adding another $5 to it. They're not going to fit. They don't fit. It's time to pay up your fine, man.
Whoa, I dropped it. The fine was just $5.
There you go.
You can keep the rest. All right, officers, let's roll out.
Head office says this is an illegal road.
Apprehend anyone who crosses. Set up a point right here. No one shall cross. You were texting and walking.
You will—
we will—
that's going to be like, uh, what, how much of a fine? How much do you think? $50?
Yeah, is it $50?
That's pretty serious. People die like that all the time. I'm writing your ticket. Slow down.
I hope that was an important text.
$60?
It was my mom.
All right, $50. I'm going to sell this book and maybe I'll get back to you guys. Oh, where did that come from?
There you go. Yeah, here you go.
No, you're not.
You're a citizen, you get the money.
You're great, you're great.
We made a $20 profit.
Yeah, yeah, ma'am, you move along. You have a permit to sit in that grass right there? Sign right over there says keep off the grass. It's a pretty serious offense. Officer Bulge, write her a ticket.
Oh, I'm a broke college student, I don't have that kind of money.
Well, see, here's the thing, you know, it's either jail or the ticket, so you gotta pick one.
Jail wasn't fun the first time.
I'll go for the ticket.
All right, here we go.
Oh, I ripped your ticket in half, so you're gonna get 2 tickets, and now it's $40. That doesn't seem fair. Well, life isn't fair, ma'am. If you don't have the money to pay for it, you can just— Oh, there she has it. All right, no, that— we just need that. All right, that should cover it. All right, officers. All right, cool. Wait, I want to see him.
Wait a minute, you gotta get a fine too.
Who are you? Fine, right now you're laying on grass, which is illegal.
Yeah, you're, you're inside the computer.
This is now your ticket. Here's your, uh, fine.
There, no more illegal sitting, please. I'd hate to find you again. All right, let's throw this thing in gear.
Let's go.
So how much have we given away? I'd say like probably about $1,000. Like $1,000. How much have we made? Oh wow. Really? That much on one apprehension? Yeah, we're negative $1,000 so far. Wow, that's pretty good.
Yeah, we're doing pretty good.
I would say it's pretty good.
I actually know we did have $5, but then we bought donuts.
Welcome to Krispy Kreme, where we serve the best donuts on the East Coast.
Uh, can I get one glazed donut?
Cops get free donuts, right?
Yeah, they sure don't. Oh man, yeah, they sure don't. Here, water boy.
Water boy.
You got blamed. I'm out.
Taxpayers will pay for it, so it's fine.
Well, guess what? What? All right, officers. I think just like the ice cream, remember? You know how last week we were ice cream salesmen? Mr. Ice Cream Man here, except I don't have ice cream. I just have a lot of money. Yeah, I think— remember how we realized like we just had to give away more money to make money? Uh-huh. I think we just pull our shorts up higher. And just give away more money? I think we're good, man. Ugh! Alright, dongle, bulge. I think I see an illegal bench sitter over there.
I'll go apprehend her. I'll holler at you if I need backup. Excuse me, ma'am.
Hi.
You having a good day?
I am, how are you?
I'm doing great. You know why I pulled you over? This is a non-reading park. There's no reading here. Cell phones only. And that is a book. That's old technology there. I don't know if I can let this keep on happening. Well, I see you got the cell phone, but you got the book too. I'm gonna come on over. I'm gonna need some backup here. She's kind of resisting. Our backup's a little slow, so just bear with me for a second here. All right, so Officer Beast, I pulled this lady over. She's reading a book in public. That's old technology.
I can see her from all the way over there.
This is an only cell phone campus right here.
Say no more. What do you want to fine her?
I think she's got a $30 fine coming her way.
Here you go, Officer. All right, how are you gonna be paying this today, ma'am?
By Star Council. Ah, we don't accept Star Council.
Sarcasm, but we do accept cash, the next best thing. Whoa, look, there's something in your book there. All right, so I'll take that for the fine.
Hi.
All right, so now here, I'll take the state's cut. And there's your change. There's a nice bookmark for you.
Honestly, most people can't pay their fines. I'm surprised you had it on you.
And actually, you gave this to me, right?
Yeah.
Are you trying to bribe an officer?
That's another fine.
There you go. All right, let's head on it. Ma'am, you have a great day.
I've noticed a lot of people not wearing MrBeast merch.
Hey, fashion police, I'm gonna need your help. All right, officer, there's a lot of people not wearing this sexy merch. Here you go. I'm gonna need you to citation anyone without MrBeast merch.
All right, man, fashion police reporting for duty.
If you're not wearing merch from shopmrbeast.com, the fashion police will come for you. What is this shirt I see? Oh, it's not a MrBeast shirt.
Yeah, so we're gonna have to give you a ticket for that because that definitely Everything goes against the school's code of conduct. Not a fire shirt.
That's unacceptable. Why would you not wear merch like this? Shopmrbeast.com.
How's it going, ma'am? You having a great day? This, uh, the sidewalk here, you're not supposed to walk on it. You know that, right?
Yeah.
I might have to find you. Are you resisting arrest?
He's new. He's just a deputy officer. I'd rip your badge off, but this merch is sick. I'm gonna have to ask you to get out of the car. You let her get away. Here's your fire. Turn your badge in right now. Put your badge in the car. It's fine, I get it. You got a license?
Hey, pull back around, come back around.
I think I saw no license in your car. Smells like he's had a dog in here. Let me see your dog identification. It's a $40 ticket. Hey Eric, I forgot to pay you last week.
Here you go.
Thanks, bro. I really use this. Yeah, no, don't tell anybody.
No way, right?
Yeah, are you recording an officer? Did I give you permission? Put that away right now. Thank you, guys. You better register your dog. I got you, man. Thank you. I think, uh, we're doing God's work here, guys. How's the county doing? We just pulled over two suspects, but I think our total gross money actually went down. I don't think we made any money.
Well, see, here's the thing about being an officer of the law. You're not trying to make money, you're trying to save lives. And we just prevented two people who were breaking the law.
Yeah, but my superiors told me to pull people over and make money.
Well, I'm a dirty cop, and I don't care about superiors.
You're darn right. We don't care about money, right, Deputy? Oh yeah, yeah, we don't care about it at all. Pull over!
Wee-oo-wee-oo!
Hey, sir.
Yeah?
Do you know why I pulled you over, young man?
I'm not sure.
One, it's because my flashlight wasn't working. Two, it's because I needed a good thumbnail. I'm going to have to take you downtown. I might have to use you for clickbait some other day. Hands. All right, now go on your way, man, and drive home.
Man, thank you. I appreciate it.
Tell them to like and subscribe. Actually, I don't care if you like the video, just subscribe.
Subscribe to MrBeast.
Say, if they don't subscribe, they're going to end up like you. I'm going to take you down.
If you don't subscribe, you get pulled over, taken to jail.
And in case you're wondering what this is, I just dropped a new shirt. I did it all for the cookie. Shop MrBeast.com. You can buy this shirt. I'll tell you more about this shirt later this week. For now, make sure you obey the law.
Take these off. I need to drive home.
Mr.
Beast!
I want 3 dozen donuts. I'll probably have to bring them to the main PD.
Okay, it's fine.
Appreciate it.
No problem.
Mr. Beast! Oh, Mr. Beast! Oh, Mr. Miso, Mr. Miso.
