
A guy with a low GPA spent a day in SAT prep, hoping a high score fixes his college prospects. He has Crohn's disease, no health insurance, and is weighing East Carolina University against living with his parents. His advice: pay attention in math and English class, where most SAT material lives.
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So pretty much I just spent all day taking a prep course for SATs because I need a high SAT score to make up for my low GPA, aka lack of effort in high school. But if I'm being honest with you guys, it's completely your fault. You see, if you would just get me to 1 million subscribers, then I wouldn't really need this course. But no, you guys don't want to give me a million subscribers, you just want to give me a couple thousand every month. Come on guys, what is wrong with you? And now most of your butts are hurting because I said I wanted a million subscribers, but to be realistic, I can't even do this for a job because it doesn't have medical medical insurance, and I have Crohn's, so I kind of need that. So yeah, you can just chill out. I can't actually do YouTube for a job even if I wanted to or if I got big enough. So yeah, look at me going all off topic. I even took the time to write a script. Hear this, that's the script for this video that I wrote during the prep course because I got a little bored at one point. He was like discussing like vocab or whatever, and I was just like, I don't care to hear about this. So I wrote a script for the video about the prep course inside the prep course when I was supposed to be learning how to take an SAT, but instead I just wrote the script for a video of me talking about how I was learning to take the SAT. Yeah, that's— yeah, life of a YouTuber. Anyways, let's get back on track. So I already said that, I said that, let's get to be one mil, said, said that. All right, I remember my teacher teaching most of the stuff on the SAT. I just never— it's so weird reading off a script. Uh, um, yeah. I'm actually not gonna use this anymore. I wrote this— when I wrote this script, it actually sounded pretty good, but now it just— I don't know, it's just not funny or it's really bland or anything. But one thing I guess I do wanna mention is I'm gonna be a senior in high school next year, and I don't even really know where I wanna go to college. I've always thought I was gonna go to East Carolina University, ECU. It's like pretty much right beside where I live, but when I think about it, if I go there, I'm probably gonna end up living with my parents still, which would take a lot of the fun out of college, you know, living with your parents while going to college, that definitely would suck a lot of the fun out of it. Now I'm not gonna tell you my GPA or SAT scores or anything, 'cause that doesn't really matter, but it's not terrible, I could get into a decent amount of colleges, definitely not like Duke or UNC or anything prestigious, but, you know, I don't know, there's some options, I haven't really determined where I wanna go. How do you determine what college you wanna go to? I honestly don't even know what I wanna learn in college. Probably gotta figure all that out soon. I'll just pick something random, to be honest. But yeah, I think this video's supposed to be about SATs. Just make sure you pay attention in your math and English class. Those are really the only two things you learn in school that like really matter, 'cause you know, that's all your SAT is over if you're taking the SAT. I don't know about the ACT, I haven't taken that yet. And just pay attention in those classes. Most of the stuff on the SAT, I remember learning in class. It was just, I wasn't really paying attention, so I don't remember it. Like I didn't retain any of it. I at least remember my teacher going over it. So if you pay attention during high school, you can do pretty well on your SAT and then get some good scholarships and save a lot of money, you know, when you're trying to go to college, if you go to college, which would be pretty awesome for your family. I'm sure your parents would appreciate it. So definitely pay attention to math and English class, and then I'm pretty sure every other class doesn't really matter. Just pass it, get a decent GPA, and that's all for this video.










