In this comedic YouTube sketch, MrBeast pretends his channel has been hacked and claims the only way to recover it is by raising $1 million through selling his own body parts on the black market. He narrates a series of absurd calculations, citing alleged market prices for hair, blood, eggs, wombs, kidneys, eyes, skin, skeletons, hearts, livers, testicles, lungs, and bone marrow. He selects a subset—one kidney, half a liver, one testicle, one lung, and 30 grams of bone marrow—adding up to roughly $1 million, and humorously declares the plan complete. Throughout, he intersperses jokes, legal notes (organ trade is illegal everywhere except Iran), and personal reluctance, delivering the content in an informal, self‑deprecating style.
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What's up guys, my name is MrBeast, aka the guy that tries really hard to be funny. So we're going to act like my channel was hacked and the only way for me to get my channel back is to raise $1 million through selling body parts and organs. You see, your body parts are actually worth a lot on the black market, and in this video we're gonna see which body parts I would sell to raise enough money to get my channel back if someone stole it. That makes no sense, but I ran out of video ideas. So let's go. Organ trade is illegal in every country except Iran. Yet more than 2 million products derived from human tissues are sold in the US yearly. Welcome to the red market. Ooh. Okay, so the first thing sold on the black market is actually hair. Apparently it's $70 for every 10 inches of hair you give up. And, um, I don't know, I kinda like my hair, not gonna lie, so don't think I'm gonna sell hair. But blood sells for $337 per pint. Um, I don't know what a pint is. Apparently this is a pint and that looks like a lot. There's no way I'd give up that much blood for only, uh, $337. I gotta raise a freaking million dollars. Uh, no. Okay, so we're not selling blood. Eggs sell for around $12,500 and, uh, a surrogate womb sells for $80,000 to $150,000 in the US. Man, women have a freaking advantage on top of us. They can get freaking $80,000 for the womb and, you know, $12,500 for their eggs. That's not right. Ooh, kidneys are $200,000. Whoa, I can get $200,000 for a kidney? Okay, we're definitely, the first thing we're selling is definitely a kidney. Okay, so as I said earlier, I'm trying to figure out which body parts I would sell for $1 million. So the first body part or organ would be my kidney, which is $200K. So, so far we've got one organ down. And the total amount we've raised is $200,000 out of a million, so we're already 20% there, and we've only technically sold one organ. Your eye sells for around $25,000, and I'm not gonna lie, I'd want at least like, at least like $70,000, $100,000 for an eyeball, so yeah, we're definitely not selling an eye. Skin is $10 per square inch. We'll come back to that one. We'll come back to skin and bone marrow. We'll have to do some math for that. Skeletons, $3,000 to $5,000. No, that's not worth. Uh, hearts, legal, almost $1 million, but too bad we're selling them on the black market, which means we'd only get $100,000, and I'd also die. I want to live after I sell my body parts. Uh, livers, those are, uh, $500,000 legally, $150,000 illegally. Can you live without your liver? I don't know. Okay, so according to this article, obviously you can't live without your liver, but it does say right here that the greatest thing about livers is that they will grow back. So technically, if I donate half my liver, the other half will grow back. Therefore, I'm definitely selling half my liver. So we're going to add that to the list. One half liver. And what did the thing say? It says livers illegally sell for $160,000. We're going to round up. That means half my liver will sell for $80K. Yes, math. Which means our total is up to $280,000. Something this chart doesn't mention is how much a testicle is worth. According to this website, your testicles are worth $40,000 each. And since you don't need two testicles to live, uh, I think I'm gonna sell one of my testicles. So we'll sell that. That's another $40 grand right here, which will put our grand total to, uh, $320,000. So boom! I need a million dollars, I'm getting $200K for my kidney, $80K for half my liver, $40K for one of my testicles. We're already at $320,000. This is easy. We're almost a third of the way there. Okay, so according to this article, People can survive even if an entire lung is removed. That means I could actually sell one of my lungs and still live. So apparently a lung is worth €206,000. I, I have no idea how much that is in American money. €206,000 is around $231,000, and that's for a pair of lungs, which means one lung is worth $115,000. And since I can live with only one lung, I I'm gonna sell my other one. So we're gonna sell along for 115K, which brings our grand total here up to 435,000. So boom, we've sold 4 things and we're almost at half a million dollars. We're halfway there, boys, almost. That was a lie, we're not halfway. A gram of bone marrow is worth $23,000 on the black market, as you see right here. Well, you have around 1,000 grams of bone marrow in your body, at least that's what Google told me. So that means if you have 1,000 grams and each gram's worth $23,000, I'm just gonna sell like 30 grams. That's like 300,000— no, that's like 600,000. So yeah, we'll just, uh, 30 grams of bone marrow, and, uh, that will put us with, uh, 600K at least, and that'll bring our total up over the 1 mil mark. So yeah, so the hackers that stole my channel I'm just gonna sell my kidney, half my liver, a testicle, lungs, and 30 grams of bone marrow, and now I have a million dollars to give to the hacker to get my channel back. This video made no sense, it's probably really random, but yeah, if you want to make a million dollars, sell all those things right there, and that's how you'll get the moolah. Jabbezo!
