
A player returns to Call of Duty: Ghosts after six months away and immediately whiffs sniper shots while camping the drop zone. He used to hate snipers and call himself a tryhard. Now he's become the exact thing he despised.
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Alright guys, I haven't played Ghosts in like 6 months, so I'm gonna play right now and it might be really funny because I might rage like crazy. 6 months? I don't even know if this game's been out 6 months, but it's been freaking forever since I played, so it's about to be kind of interesting. I'll probably suck. I'm gonna attempt to snipe. We'll see how it goes. Maybe I can hit a clip. Doubt it. Probably not. No way. It is Drop Zone. I know that's kind of cheating, but here we go. Alright, I'll just Camp the drop zone. What? All right, I will kill this person. No, no, I won't. I suck. It's not— it's good to have confidence though, even though you know you're gonna miss. Have confidence, chance you might actually kill them. Trick shot time, are you ready?
Sitting back counting double-digit thousands.
Oh hey, oh yeah, I killed him. Oh.
Care package on your mark.
Crap, crap, crap, crap! Stupid Trinity rocket. What? Like, I must have blew his shoulder off his arm. Somehow he's still walking and shooting. Again with the whole— oh, never mind. I'm going to let him go up first and die. Yep. All right, see, perfect strategy. Let your teammates go up and die first. Oh, he's on top of that building. Headshot, headshot! No, I wanted a headshot. I'm gonna jump and shoot. Oh, I missed. All right, headshot!
Boom, headshot!
No hit marker. Miss, miss, miss, miss. I, I'm about to hit one of these shots. Oh, I got someone! It only took 7 bullets. Hey, I haven't played in forever, quit judging me. Trick shot, trick shot! Ah, if he would have let me spin all the way around, I would have killed him. I used to be a really big tryhard, and I'm currently the person I used to hate. I used to hate that guy that sniped and did nothing for the team. Now I am that guy that snipes and does nothing for the team. Someone killed him. Oh, oh, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna camp up there. Everyone hates when the person camps up there, which is why it's perfect. If you're doing something that pisses people off, you're doing it right. Oh no, there's like 4 people and I just like missed everyone. I'm so bad.










