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A man steals shoes from Walmart, gets caught, then escapes from the security office by climbing into the ceiling and breaking through to the roof. The host calls it a Spider-Man move worthy of a medal.
A man steals shoes from Walmart, gets caught, then escapes from the security office by climbing into the ceiling and breaking through to the roof. The host calls it a Spider-Man move worthy of a medal.
Oh man, do we have a good topic today, boys. I'm just gonna give you a brief rundown of what happened, and then I'll show you the video clip and then give you my opinions. To sum it up, a guy was stealing shoes from Walmart and then got stopped at the exit, as you're about to see. So they take him to the security office and put him in there. So I'm guessing the security office at Walmart has like a tiled ceiling or something like that. So while in the office, they have him locked in a room. He climbs into the ceiling and then while in the ceiling, climbs out of the office climbs to the exit, and like Walmart has a flat roof, like all over the place, any Walmart has a flat roof, busts a hole in the roof, gets out of the roof, and runs away and escapes.
They, they never caught him.
Someone needs to give this man a medal. So you're locked into a security room and you're like, crap, I'm screwed, going to jail, there's no hope for me. And then all of a sudden he has an epiphany. Let me just climb into the ceiling, crawl on the ceiling,— and then busts a hole in the ceiling. He's like, "Oh, this is McDonald's. This isn't the exit." Gets back into the ceiling, keeps going towards the exit, busts a hole in it, sees the exit. He's like, "Oh, there's the exit." Jumps down. And the funny part to me is this is Walmart's employees at their finest. There's like 15 employees there, just all these bystanders, and they watch this unarmed man jump out of the ceiling, and they're just like, "What do we do?" "What— like, um—" It's obvious that he is on the run, that he's escaping, and they're just all like, "Oh." Hey, what? There he is. What am I supposed to do? Anything? Do I look like a cop? I'm just going to end the video on this. If they ever catch this dude, please give him a freaking medal because I mean, who in the— who has anyone ever done that before? Climbed into a ceiling and then just started busting holes in the ceiling like, oh nope, this isn't the exit. Let's crawl another 20 feet, bust the hole. Oh hey, this is the exit. And then just like, oh my goodness, this guy is like legitimately Spider-Man. And, uh, I don't know, I thought that was really cool. Let me know what you think.
No exception to the rule, do what you do to get by. Cause I keep sticking like a metronome and my thoughts keep telling me to get me home, but my balls keep telling me to let me out. Oh, just let me out. That clock keeps ticking like a metronome and my thoughts keep telling me to get me home, but my balls keep telling me to let me out.
