
A creator reacts to bizarre Google searches and their monthly volumes, from "Is Santa real?" to "How to get a gun illegally." He uses humor to explore what millions of people actually search for online.
Chapters
Stupid things searched on Google. What's up guys, this is going to be a new series on my channel. We're pretty much just going to screw around and see what people search on Google because people, people search some really stupid stuff on Google. But just for instance here, you'll see that 301,000 people search pi on average. That's just an example. And yeah, we're just going to go with it. One of the first things I want to see I wanted to see if, uh, MrBeast6000, how many people search that on average per month? Uh, we can't just— alright, so apparently not enough people search. Alright, you know, you guys can just Google me every once in a while. I don't even freaking pop up here because no one searches me. How to get a gun illegally. Let's see, let's see how many people search this. Uh, 140 people every month search how to get a gun illegally. If I was a cop, I'd set it up where every Every time someone searches this, I get a notification just so I can like stop by their house like, "Why are you searching this?" Uh, that's funny. It's cool how you can see exactly how many times people search stuff like this. So I was reading around and apparently if you search "10 pounds," look! One of the first search results is "10 pounds of fetus and mouthwash." I don't want to click that because I feel like a lot of you guys will get disgusted, but that is weird. Okay, 10 pounds— what? This was another one. Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel lyrics. What? Look at this. Is it normal to be sexually attracted to numbers? Who searches this stuff? How do I Google something? This, this ought to be interesting. I've— alright. Wow. Over 2,000 people search every month how to Google something. On Google. That's, uh, that makes me lose my faith in humanity, to be honest. Is Santa real? This is gonna get something. Let's see. 74,000. Oh, that's ironic. In December, yep, that's true. Dang. 74,000 people on average every month ask whether or not Santa's real. I actually wanna Google that. I wanna see what comes up. Is Santa real? Let's see. Does it just like crush their dreams? Santa's— are Santas based on the story of a real person? It's not so— so it doesn't flat out say Santa's not real. It kind of like hints at it, but it says it's based on a real person. That's good. I guess Google doesn't want to kill too many child's dreams. That's funny. And look at this, almost half a million people searching in December and then only 10,000 people in May. That's funny. I'm still salty none of you guys search me on Google. You guys are mean. Who took my cheese? My stapler? My leg? Who took my cheese? I want to see what pops up. Who moved my cheese? Really? Is that a book? Who moved my cheese? Why is this a book? Alright. Why can't I own— Look at that! It automatically fills it in! Why can't I own a Canadian? I've never searched that before and it automatically fills that in. Why can't I own a Canadian? Alright, let's see. What's this all about? Uh, yeah, that's a lot of reading. Never mind. Why do men have nipples? By the way, I hope you guys can't tell I'm not wearing any pants. That'd be really weird if you could see my, uh, boxers right now. On average, 18,000 people search every month, "Why do men have nipples?" Should I kill my wife? Please don't tell me anything pops up. Oh my— Should I kill my husband? Well, looks like no one searches that. Well, apparently wives are more loyal than husbands. Should I kill my sister? I don't know. Oh, I thought something would actually come up. I was about to be like, that's crazy. Should I kill my brother? I'm— I probably seem like a psychopath. All right, thank goodness no one searches. And one— yeah, pie. Okay, that's actually surprising. Do gingers have souls? This is a bad one. Please no! More people search whether or not gingers have souls than people do, uh, is PewDiePie gay. This is— that's sad. I feel bad for gingers. It's not your fault. What is Africa? All right, please tell me no one searched this. Is this Google? Please tell me no one searches this. Alright guys, that's pretty much the video. Hopefully you guys enjoyed. We're gonna end this off with one last search. Uh, why am I on fire? I probably should have thought of what I was gonna search before. Do people— hahaha. You just see a guy on fire just Google— I don't know. So that's pretty much the video. Hopefully you guys enjoyed. Let me know what you think, whether I should do this more or not. I Okay, go eat some pie. Meth equals death. Laters.










