The Anti-Beast

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. For too long, we've put up with MrBeast6000's crap. Abusing this poor laptop. Not using this green screen. Pink blankets. For a year. Well, I've had enough of it. I have killed MrBeast and I am anti-beast. As of tomorrow, I will be starting my new channel series, the Best Intro Series. I will be showing you the greatest intros in the world. And instead of abusing this laptop, I'm gonna be really nice to it, except for that part right there. That was a little mean. Sorry, laptop, we love you. My bad again. Green screen, you know what, that's gonna get changed now too. I'm thinking something peaceful. Mountains. Boom! There we go. Alright, so what can we change now? Um, oh, I've shampooed the carpets, there's no longer stains anymore. Instead of eating chicken and rice, we're eating rice and chicken. That's a change too. Starting the day after tomorrow, I will be going back to doing Advanced Warfare non-cut commentaries with no explosions because MrBeast is killing the environment! But he's dead now. And my— this is his guts. Beast said he's against giveaways, but I am not. I have all these gift cards. Comment below if you want them. Gift cards for everyone! And then this one also. Me and the laptop are lovers now. Beast treated the laptop so bad, but I saved it from Beast. We spoon every night. See this right here? This describes the old MrBeast. Since I am the anti-Beast, this channel will be now named 6000 Beast Mister. Subscribe or don't. Global warming's bad. Meth equals life. Kill your parents. Shave your dog. Kiss a tree. Now that the video is over, MrBeast6000 would usually put an explosion. But I am for global warming, and he's half the reason why the ozone layer has a hole in it. So instead of explosions, pretty flowers. Subscribe. This should be in the outtakes. I don't know why I'm having so much fun. It's like, just end it with,