A chaotic comedy sketch that starts with retail banter about discounts before pivoting to absurdist dinosaur roleplay, complete with chants about a Dino Charge and Dino Army. The humor comes from rapid-fire nonsense and irreverent exchanges rather than any actual facts about extinction.
What the fuck?
They have stuff on 50% off! Buy one, get one free!
Do you guys have this in a size 12?
We go up to 18 in size.
I need a pretty drastically large size, if you know what I'm saying.
I think you're getting really hot in there. Can you even see? No! Thank you so much, appetizers.
Thank you.
Put my hat on for me. Continue your pillage. That way. All right, everybody.
How's it going there? What's he up to? Dinosaur things, man. I gotta catch a herd. We are the Dino Charge! Let's go, Dino Army!
¡Huddle up, Dino Army! ¡Huddle up over here! Good boy. You've been a good boy too. All right, dinosaur. You've been a good boy. I've been very proud of you dinosaurs. We have a couple more stores and then you can all get plenty of meat, okay? Just two more stores, all right? Go! Oh, I've read this story. You guys have been good boys. Come here, dinos. Group hug. Come on, everyone, group hug. I'm proud of you. I'm very proud of all of you.
