A YouTuber rapid-fires through his pet peeves: loud intros, doors left open, short charging cables, Wi-Fi that cuts out, people who say "no offense" then offend anyway. He reads viewer tweets between rants and begs for 50,000 likes to unlock a carrot profile picture.
What's up guys, Overexcited Generic YouTuber here. I hate slow— I hate when people end a comment with "like if you agree." I wish every time you type that, your house would just explode. Like the video if you— I hate when I click on a video and it has a really loud intro. Why do I always end up talking about intros? I hate when people leave my room but don't close the door. Like, do you not understand how much pain you're putting me through by making me get up and go close that door. Like, ah, and don't even get me started with the people who leave the light on. Like, holy crap, Mom. I hate when I am— I hate when my phone goes off while I'm recording. I hate when a video ends abruptly. Hahaha, you fell for it. I hate when people watch my videos and don't subscribe. I hate buying batteries. The other day I tweeted out What are things you hate? And today we're gonna be looking at what you spoiled kids replied. Life. When you don't upload. Aww, thanks. People who take pictures of their food on Instagram. Your mom. Don't talk about my daughter like that, 1v1. Grandma, calm down. You better watch it, mister. Your prof pic. Fine, let's make a deal then. If this video gets 50,000 likes, I'll make my profile picture a carrot for an entire day. Clowns and spiders— Team Stars! I hate when YouTubers ask me questions... Trans? Oh did he just say that he hated it?! Okay prepare for war in the comments! Our relationship— Scott you brought this on yourself and you know why unfollowed you. You! You! You-you! Wow! Why does everyone hate me!? What do I hate? Giant Asian sticker whoa!!! You've crossed the line!! You can make fun of me but you cannot make fun of my giant asian stickers! No, just because of that, I'm not reading any more tweets. I hate how short iPhone charging cables are. No joke, the other day I bought a 10-foot charging cable and it's literally, not joking, literally changed my life. I'm no longer confined to like this far from the wall. Like I can move around when I'm charging my phone and, you know, I can lay in my bed and look at how much YouTube money I'm making. I mean, reply to comments in my bed. I hate when my phone says I have Wi-Fi but nothing will load. You know, you're tapping on things, it says you have bars and nothing's coming up. And, you know, after a while it starts to mess with your mind. You know, everything you've ever known in your life all of a sudden becomes a lie. I hate when you go to shake someone's hand and they just start doing some weird things, like things you weren't expecting. Like, you know, they'll do that, or, you know, they'll grab your hand and like pat you on the back. Like, there needs to be some way of transmitting what type of handshake you're gonna do. Like, you know, blink 3 times if you're gonna do that one like that, and then pull them in or something like that. It's like, I get scared to shake people's hands because like, I don't know what they're about to do with my hand. You know, they start flailing my arm in random positions and doing things. Like, why? What ever happened just to the, you know, normal handshake? What? I hate when I drop my phone like this far off the ground and it just lands flat on its face and it's just shattered to pieces. And then I see other people with like no case on their phone drop it from like off the ceiling and it's just like perfectly fine. It's like, you know, their phones don't break, it's just mine. I hate when people say "no offense" and then continue to offend you. Wait, didn't we already make an entire video about that? What? We ran out of jokes a while ago and we're just trying to stretch this video out? Ah, I see. That would make sense. Okay, so that's why we reused the joke. And I'm only talking to you right now to help stretch the video out more? Yeah, you're right. I hate when I buy something that requires AAA batteries but I only have AA batteries. Like, no matter how good that thing is you bought, if you don't have the right batteries for it, you instantly hate it. You regret it. You know, 5 minutes ago you were super excited and happy about this product and now you just hate its guts. And wanna just smash. Alright guys, so that's the video. If you wanna be featured in my next video, leave a comment down below of a dare I should do. I'm gonna do another Dare Beast video in a couple of days, and if you want me to do your dare, leave one down below. There's probably a good chance I'll use yours because not many people watch to the end. Also, make sure you like and subscribe. I've probably said that a bunch, but I like likes, I like subscribers. Uh, you can follow my Twitter if you're a sick person, that'd be pretty cool. And, um, yeah, is that enough rambling? It probably is. Asian God, play us out. Mr. Bisou. Mr. Bisou.
