Walking Into Random Stores With 100 Dinosaurs

Okay, we're good to go. Okay, I need to drive. Alright, let's go. Yeah. Hey, what? Rawr! Mr. Dinosaur here, and today me and my dinosaur club are gonna go to Walmart and buy— hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, back away. Yeah, so anyways, we're gonna go buy some stuff. Dad, you look like a big dinosaur! Don't tempt me now. Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, this is awesome! Gabriel? Here we go— Is it hot in there, Gary? Damn man, I'm trying to breathe. My fellow dinosaurs! They thought we died years ago but we did it! Yeah! Let's party! We already got kicked out. Yay! We didn't even get in the door, we got kicked out. Yeah, kicked out. We didn't even open the door and we got kicked out. I say we just go in. They stopped— Oh yeah, you know you can't come and just show up just because our kind, we can't come into Walmart. No, no, don't videotape. Don't you see the prejudice? Sort of awareness. Stay woke. They said they're calling the police. They're trying to throw us. Let's go someplace we're wanted. Yes, we're vegetarians. Let's go to Metro PCS, they like animals. Excuse me, do you have a Jurassic phone clap for me? I wish I did. I really do. They keep rejecting us, bro. Everybody's slowly going in. Thanks. Oh jeez. Does this make me look fat? Oh, it's a good look for you. Yeah, yeah, that's you, that's you. Is that the thing that says "Queen"? Yeah. Ah, I like that, I like that one. You should get it. A hat that will fit me? All your hats are small. Small. Thank you for supporting your local dinosaur. Have a good one. You guys all right? Really good. Did not notice like 50 people walking in and out. Profusely sweating. No, I wanted to be in a guy named sauna. Ah, that's what it was. Eric, see that Toys R Us over there? Uh, where's that? Yeah, right over there. Yeah, they're just as extinct as us. That's a joke about going out of business. Hell yeah. You act like you've never seen a dinosaur before. No, I haven't. We just got kicked out of Walmart. We can't use their cards, man. All right, dinosaurs, shoot them! Prepare for war! This is S1 Sauce. The sauce is ours! I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty! Order Szechuan. Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! All right, found it, Morty! Are you ready to eat? I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! Teriyaki! Yeah! You guys ready to go to dinosaur jail? Oh yeah! Oh shit! I don't know, but that's great. Scared the crap out of me. I wasn't expecting that, boy. We're very hungry. Do you have any dinosaur-shaped nuggets? I think that's Burger King, right? That would be a great investment. Come on, Jay, what do we do now? We have conquered McDonald's. We must conquer another extinct business. More! Toys R Us! Toys R Us! Toys R Us! Hey Jimmy, I think you're diverting the show. Okay, I need your ID. As this may seem, you guys are impeding traffic and businesses do not want We will do whatever you need us to do. Yeah, leave the area. Yeah, that will happen. Yeah, we're just filming a video. Do you want us to stop? Yes. Okay. All right, let's go. YouTube. YouTube. Yeah, you guys are impeding traffic, so I can cite you. Fun of it, maybe it is dangerous too because these people can actually run you over. What seems to be the problem, officer? There's like 3 cops. There's about 3 cop cars. We made some people So yeah, the cops told us to stop, obviously. You know, they weren't dicks about it, they were pretty nice. And it was a lot of fun, and you can't blame them, they're just doing their job. These were my fellow dinosaurs. Godspeed, dinosaurs. Godspeed! Enjoy your vegetarian diets. Hey, so we got a couple questions. Would you like to dress up in a dinosaur suit sometime tomorrow with a change of heart, it'll probably bring a lot of meaning to your life. Oh, like right now? Can you do it? Probably in like about an hour-ish. Alright, limited chance opportunity. You can dress up just like one of those if you help us with this YouTube video. Dress up like that? Yeah, would you like to? No. No? Alright. We have like 20 of these and we want to walk into stores with like a bunch of dinosaur costumes, but we need more people to put them on. This may be a treasure map. I don't know, I can't see it. Okay, I'll let you know if I find it. Okay. You want my job? Yeah. This isn't even my job. I found these pamphlets from somebody else. Have a good day. You too. Here's the menu, a server will be with you shortly. Whoa, don't— oh geez, I don't have him trained yet. Hey, uh, thank you, Jurassic Park. All right, you guys like to join our frat? Uh, it's a dinosaur frat. This guy can freaking drink so many humans. Nothing to see here, nothing. Please, please do not acknowledge us. What, you haven't seen a dinosaur before? Oh, we're bumping! High five! Yeah! Hey, what's up? Uh, we want to let you know about our Lord and Savior, Dinosaur Jesus. Yeah, he saves lives. Uh, so hit by a bike. Yeah, so do you know anyone who would like to dress up like dinosaurs? Yeah, dinosaurs matter, please? Don't just walk by them. Come on. Wow, they donate to our fund. They're almost all dead. Oh, would you like to take a minute to donate to, uh, our dinosaur cause? No. All right, let me— you get to borrow a suit and run right into water. All right, this dude has almost 4 million subs. Like, it's gonna get a lot of views on YouTube. Yeah, we're actually just shooting a YouTube video. So like, when is it? Like 4:30 at the Walmart. Today? Yeah. It's only today? Only today? Yeah. Hello? Hello? Hello? What's up guys? What's up guys? Mr. Dinosaur here, and today we're gonna ask people if they want to join my club and go raid stores. I can't see. Dab, dab. Oh, you can't see out of those yellow eyes? No, I can't. No, I can't. Hey, that's scary. He's coming for me. I don't want to die. You're dragging your tail in the mud. Okay, careful, careful. A little bit to the right. Walk it a little to the right. All right guys, let's go.