Two characters act out a villain training scene with absurd instructions, exaggerated threats, and slapstick gags like a banana peel slip. Speaker B teaches Speaker A how to be evil while Speaker A responds with nonsensical growls and deadpan remarks.
Are you a real villain?
Well, technically, uh— Have you ever caught a good guy like a real superhero? No. Have you ever tried a disguise?
No, no.
All right, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains. Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in trickery. This is going down in history. If you want to be a villa member, I can fly. You have to chase a superhero on the run. Go, go, go! Just follow my moves and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound. Shh, catch that!
Pfft! Turrutch! Grrr! Ey! Grrr!
Hahaha! Now look at this gnat that I just found! When I say go, be ready to throw! Go! Throw it at him, not me! Oh, let's try something else! Now watch and learn, here's the deal! You slip and slide on this banana peel! Haha! Huh? What are you doing?
Oh hey, didn't see you guys there.
