The creator has been packing promotional cookies for 48 hours straight and has about 10,000 envelopes ready with 100,000 more coming. He's thanking specific viewers like MLG Noscooper and John the Gamer based on how many videos they liked, and introducing a new rock-paper-scissors outro where you pick one option.
What's up guys? Today we're gonna be talking about blah-blah-blahblahblabla! Bla bla ba blaa bah lahh bllaaaa... Bllaaba blohba blohbuhblaaha buhlawbublaaa— So a lot of you guys have been wondering, when are your cookies gonna come in the mail? And I just want you guys to know that I'm almost done packaging all your cookies. I've had some people in a sweatshop— I mean, I've been packing these cookies nonstop for the past couple of days, and they're almost ready to mail out. I almost got them all. Yeah, I've been doing this nonstop for like the past 48 hours, just getting your cookies together. Thank you, MLG Noscooper, for the like. Noscooper, thank you for liking the video. There's your cookie. I've been packing these cookies all day, and we're almost done. John actually liked 2 videos. He gets 2 cookies. And let's see. Yeah, so these will send out shortly. Do not fret. You guys have been spamming me nonstop, wondering where your cookies are. And don't— also, these are like top-of-the-line cookies. I know they look like Chip Ahoy cookies, but they're not. I had my mom cook— bake in the kitchen— stutter a lot— for a really long time for you guys. So there you go. Let's see. Thank you, John. John the Gamer. You're awesome. Hope you enjoy your cookies, John. But yeah, we're almost done. I got about 10,000 envelopes down there, and the other like 100,000 are at the sweatshop, I mean, at my friend's house. And yeah, so hopefully you guys should be receiving it in the mail soon. Who's this? Creeper? Creeper Killer, I only put 2 cookies but you liked 3 videos. I'm sorry, Creeper Killer, forgive me. You're gonna be a cookie short. Creeper Killer. But yeah, you guys' cookies should come in the mail soon. And also I updated my rock paper scissors outro, so pick rock paper scissors, see if you win. This is serious stuff. If you're on mobile, link will be down in the description. Pick rock paper scissors, I updated it, it's pretty cool. You wanna pick, don't pick all 3. If you pick all 3, you're a scrub. Pick one. And that's basically the video. Hopefully you enjoyed and let me know what you think.
