WHY DO THEY SELL THIS ON AMAZON?

Huh, what's up guys? My hair's a mess, my life's a mess. Let's open some random crap I bought off the internet. So right off the bat, we have some moisturizers because I ran out of moisturizers. That was not for this video. Woo! Yes, yes, yes! Oh dude, dude, okay, okay. Let me open this. Dude, this is my new shower curtain. Okay, dude, check this out. Check, check, check this out. It's my new shower curtain. Yes, yass, yass. If you don't know about DecoBuyNow, check out the— That is one sexy shower curtain. I have no idea what's in this box. I'm genuinely curious. Yeah, I'm pretty sure— I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure Amazon sent me the wrong package. Unless this is Chris's? I have no idea what any of this is. Um, this says string lights on it. Did I buy Christmas lights? Um, yeah, apparently I bought color-changing lights. Don't remember doing that, but I got a little carried away on Black Friday, so yeah. Oh dude, okay, this is a— it's a red arrow. Yeah, okay, so you know how like you see thumbnails all the time with red arrow, and like if I put this on my wall and I want to like have an arrow pointing at something in my thumbnail, all I have to do is hold it up like this, you know, like if that makes sense. Yes! I call this trick the Houdini. Basically, you grab something random, you point a red arrow at it like so, but you blur it out so then they don't know what it is. They click to see. So like this. What the frick is this? So apparently I bought a hashtag costume. Not sure why I bought it, but yeah. Does it look like a hashtag to you guys? To me, it just looks like the biggest waste of money I've ever seen in my life. #Trash, am I right? Oh, I remember this. Me and Chris— me and Chris don't have a mat at the front of our door, so I just bought this. It says "Don't tread on me." Not quite sure why I bought this exact one, but I don't know, I guess Yes, yes, actually, this is probably what I'm most excited about. Dude, check this out, check this out. Okay, it's black toilet paper. Yes, yes. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, black toilet paper, boys. Although I will say this thing is like rough as— like, I feel like this would rip the skin off my butt if I tried to wipe my butt with this. Yes, much better. Oh, rapid ramen cooker. I don't ever eat ramen, but Chris eats ramen all the time, so I'll have test— uh, yeah, something. Okay, I honestly have no idea what's in this big box, and it's kind of killing me. Up next, we have a steel Steel Kitchen Triple Knife Set. I do remember buying this. Let's see these bad boys. Oh snap, boys, look at those. I bought— I needed some knives. Um, hey, that's pretty sharp. This actually looks like really fancy. Like, why? Just send me the knife. And the next thing I bought was a scale because I don't want to get fat. I have no idea what I weigh, so I bought a scale. It— dude, yes! Yes! It's my new pillowcase. Dude, I've wanted this for so long. Dude, yes, yes, my new pillow looks dope. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. Okay, this is jeans. See, it's jeans, but for your trash can. This is— yeah, it's so cold outside. I don't want to go outside. Thank you for your order. Your imaginary friend is in this box, and here's the description of their personality. Okay, so basically I bought an imaginary friend to see what it came with. This is what the imaginary friend was, okay? It's empty. All the imaginary friend came with was a letter, and it says, "Here is the personality of your imaginary friend." Why did I buy an imaginary friend? If you're— you're stupid if you paid this much money for an imaginary friend. It's just a piece of paper. The guy who's doing this is probably like so happy that I bought it. So I want to make the video a little bit longer, so I'm gonna open some stuff from my PO box. You guys should send me things to my PO box. I never get anything. Like, I got 4 letters. Like, do you guys not like me or something? Alright, let's see what this is. Whoa! Eyyy, it's my outro! Whoa, dude, that looks so cool! Dude, if you're reading this, this means I was too lazy to edit in the video, yadda yadda. Dude, that is— that's my outro. Thanks. He didn't send me a letter, but thanks, Dante. Dante, I bet you're one sexy individual. Um, pretty cool. Mr. P6. 6,000 of MrBeast Joe. I'm just singing so I can put this part in and make the video longer. How this letter is hard to open. MrBeast Joe. MrBeast Joe. Hey, money! I could buy more views for the video. I mean, more subs. Merry Christmas! If you're blind, I've given you $5 for your like butts. Ayy, likes! I was gonna use it on subs, but I guess I can use it on likes. I hope you enjoy. My name is Ryan. I have a YouTube channel named Ryan the Lizard Guy. Ryan the Lizard Guy, if you can— Hey, you know me so well! Please shout out my channel. Thank you for the letter though. I appreciate it. Thank you for the money. Whoa! These are the worst intros on the internet. They're so bad you'll wanna disconnect. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's pretty cool. Who drew this? Dear MrBeast, first off, I love all your videos so much I used to like Minecraft, but now I don't. Great, man. What? I think I was— What? What'd I just do? Ah. Can you make more bleach or Windex jokes, mate? That's so 2008. You're so 2000 and late. Boom boom pow. Which one of your videos are your favorite? My favorite video is when I counted to 10,000. Def, def fave. Friends will help you up when you fall, but best friends will push you down when you've something. What the frick? Why did I buy— dude, half this stuff I don't even know why I bought. Ooh! And the other thing in this box is an egg maker, and I'll show you how it works. Well Neptune, thank you for the letter, thank you for this. I can tell you put like a couple minutes into it. I'm kidding. I can tell you put effort into it. I appreciate it. I appreciate any drawing, and I actually do mean that. Or do I? I don't know. Um, yeah, I don't think the video is 10 minutes. This kind of sucks, but— MrBeast, oh! MrBeast, oh!