
The host reads the worst Amazon reviews of Minecraft, from people claiming missing hard drives to complaining about in-game animals. Speaker B deadpans reactions while the host riffs on how absurdly misinformed these reviewers are.
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What's up guys, welcome to Worst Reviews on Amazon. All these are from people who purchased Minecraft through Amazon, and just to clarify, these are people who actually bought the game. Some random person didn't just go up there and leave it. These are people who actually bought the game. Okay, it's, it's sad. Product arrived severely damaged. Hole punctured through it. Eye does not work. Very misleading. No hard drive. Where in this picture does it show a hard drive? Like, are you— ugh, my head hurts. I can't kill the zombie. The game reminds me of poop and buggies. It in— lo— lo— loids a lot of killing. I don't like how it's okay to hurt animals. Who would hammer a poor lamb? My daughter thought the game was only about building. I don't care about the game, but I have a mom, a dad, and two sisters. I cry when someone dies, my cat died, wah wah, I have no life, I have no friends, don't get married. There are some special people in this world. I always get blown up by creepers, it isn't fair. This game is horrible, my friends play it 24/7, I played it, no sense was made. Just like with your review, no sense was made. There's creeper, Enderman, the robbers and cops, and Spider-Man, Slenderman, Sponge Android Phone Number of People. I gotta be honest, that's one of the best reviews I've ever read in my entire life. "They say heroin's in this game. I didn't install it because Herobrine can find us and kill us." "Was missing all the attachments to fix the doll to the machine." There was no doll, or— ahh! "This game was very good." If the game was good, why did you rate it 1 star?
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Alright guys, so that was the video. Sorry for how short it was. These were actually extremely hard to find. Believe it or not, I spent hours going through Minecraft reviews, and it was pretty torturesome. Torturesome's not a word.
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