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The host reads hilarious Amazon reviews for sugar-free gummy bears that describe extreme digestive disasters. The product's first ingredients are corn syrup and sugar, and reviewers compare the experience to warfare and violence.
The host reads hilarious Amazon reviews for sugar-free gummy bears that describe extreme digestive disasters. The product's first ingredients are corn syrup and sugar, and reviewers compare the experience to warfare and violence.
What's up guys, welcome to Worst Amazon Reviews on Amazon. What's up guys, welcome to Worst Reviews on Amazon. I'm gonna read you guys some titles of real, like 100% real reviews, and I want you guys to try to guess the product. So as I said, these are titles of real reviews, and I want you to try to guess the name of the product, okay? So, Demon Spawn, Life-Altering Experience, Why Is This Legal, Internal Armageddon, Great going in, hell on earth coming out. End times. Okay, so what I want you to do right now is I want you to write a comment. What do you think this product is? It's an actual product on Amazon. Okay, so I'm not even joking. These are real reviews for sugar-free gummy bears. No joke. What's funny is these are supposed to be sugar-free according to the name, but the first two ingredients are corn syrup and sugar. So apparently someone is selling sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon, but they're not actually sugar-free. So all these people that are sugar intolerant are buying them, and then when they eat 'em, they can't have sugar, so it's giving them bathroom problems, and these reviews are hilarious. Let's read 'em. Dropship over enemy lines. Ship these to Iraq and give to ISIS. They look and taste so good, but the pain is beyond translation. Forget it as a gift and consider it better a weapon against our enemies. Dang. A red one shot out whole. It was unbelievably fast. Ricocheted against the side of the bowl and made a noisy splash. Good for a party trick, I guess. Mother of God. Sugar-free was made by the Nazis during World War II as a testing agent in the concentration camps. I'd rather share a bed with Satan in hell than go through that Hiroshima again. I didn't serve in any war, but I swear what I just experienced can rival a flashback to Nam. For the love of everything that is holy and sweet, do not eat sugar-free anything. Gain the weight is worth the alternative of crying in your bed praying to a higher being the pain stops. Oh boy. No, do not eat these Satan bears. They will kill your digestive tract and put you in a world of pure pain. As I stood up from the toilet, I was in awe of how many brown dolphins were in the pan. What is wrong with you people? Should be classified as WMDs. I ate a handful of these on a flight from NYC to California, and now I have been permanently banned by that airline. I heard they had to fumigate the plane. Hell in a baggie. A few hours later in the night, I tossed and turned on my bed. I felt as if something was going to rip out of my stomach. I decided to get up to use the restroom. Reading the reviews and knowing my gut of steel, I took the chances. As I went into the restroom, I felt more pain. It was unearthly pain I cannot even describe. I got on the toilet and released from my butt a more dangerous load than Hiroshima in 1945, after which my stomach burst open and a small fetus came out. Turns out if you eat sugar-free gummy bears you will in fact give birth to the antichrist. OMG I wanted to die. It was not great, buy something else, you'll be happy you did. Trust me on that one, I will never buy again. These may ruin your life. My well-meaning roommate picked up a bag of them for me, knowing that I was trying to lose weight. I opened them and munched on a few, then decided to put on my one-piece bathing suit and go for a swim in my building's pool. Long story short, hazmat was called and I was evicted shortly thereafter. The pool is still closed to my knowledge. Why is this legal? They were absolutely horrible. This is like drinking 5 gallons of laxative. The great flood was the worst part. I had to sleep outside for 5 days because my family didn't want me around. It has been 3 months now and I still can't get the stains off of the toilet. Alright guys, so that's the video. I don't know what they're putting in those gummy bears. Apparently they're putting like poison ivy instead of sugar-freeness. What did I just say? Something you guys have been saying though is this right here. It says 0%. Well, it now says 100% again. Now the reason the 1 has been covered up for so long is because we couldn't keep up with the amount of likes I was getting, so I had to cover up the 1 so it would say 0% or 00%, which is zero. And so that's why you haven't been getting cookies recently, but we're going to rebegin, restart, whatever, something. We're gonna kick— what am I saying? We're gonna start making the cookies again. You're gonna receive them, so make sure you like the videos. I'm sorry for all the ones you didn't get that you might have thought you were getting. And make sure you take out your dishwasher, do your trash, and that's the video. Hopefully you enjoyed. By the way, I'll link the product down below, the Amazon products. If you want to read the reviews, just go down there. There's hundreds of them. They're so funny. And yeah, wait a minute, did I say take out the dishwasher? Mr. Basil!
