Antonio Moniz reads the worst Amazon reviews, including a $6.50 box of air molecules that somehow has five stars, a $230 book called "How to Avoid Huge Ships," and a $90 UFO detector that doesn't work. The reviews are absurd, sarcastic, and occasionally weirdly emotional.
What's up guys, today we're gonna be looking at reviews on Amazon. And yes, my face is really red. I don't know if you can tell this lighting, but I was in the sun too much and now it's really red. And most of you are gonna comment, "Beast, your face looks like a tomato." I know, I understand, no need to flip out, I'm not gonna die. And yeah, now make sure you like the video because everyone who likes this video will get the first product we talked about for free. I'm not even joking, every single person who likes this video will receive the first product we talked about. I'm dead serious, I would not lie to you guys. The first The first product we're going to be looking at is called the Gift of Nothing. Basically, you pay $6.50 for essentially nothing, and we're going to look at the reviews. To my dismay, I discovered air molecules within my nothing. Very dissatisfied. It's everything I've always wanted. I bought this and it turned out to be a piece of crap. What a waste of $10 for nothing. Wait, if it was a piece of crap, why did you rate it 5 stars? That Doesn't— Anyways, the next product is a book about how to avoid huge ships. Now you're probably thinking, this book sounds pointless, why would anyone buy it? But to be fair, it is extremely cheap. It is only $230. I followed the directions but utterly kept finding huge ships everywhere. The ocean, the pond, my toilet. This book has poor directions. Too informative. Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation Ruined. Why no Kindle edition? Given that there is a huge ship bearing down on me right now, I'm extremely disappointed that I cannot get this. Avoid Cover Art. I was going to buy this book, but following the title's advice means avoiding the huge ship on the COVID So I guess it's a successful book since I avoided this one. Warning: The title is misleading. This book is for avoiding huge ships. I repeat, huge ships, not boats. I got hit by 3 of those this morning. 4 out of 5 stars. Next up, we're going to read some reviews about this Asian sticker. Eh, it alright. I mean, it's not really smiling. The next reviews we're going to be looking at is for a UFO detector, which costs $90. 1 star is too much for this product. I don't know if this is a scam or if mine was broken, but it doesn't work and I'm still getting abducted by UFOs on a regular basis. 1 star. Didn't detect my alien wife. This thing is a scam. 'Every time I pulled my UFO around back, this thing would not go off. Maybe I need a new spaceship or my money back.' Okay, so I was looking for a gaming mouse pad, and this isn't a review, but on Amazon you're allowed to leave questions, ask questions about products. And on this gaming mouse pad, someone left a question asking, 'Will this work for a Mac?' Some— someone literally asked— someone asked that qu— he asked that question. No, I don't want to live in this world. Happy Easter! Bless the Smiling Asian Boy. When I come home from a hard day at work, you are there smiling down on me from my wall. No matter what mood I am in, you look at me with those big brown eyes and you understand, giving me the motivation to go on. Smiling Asian Teenage Boy, you empower me to use kind words and action. I cannot envision my life without you. You have brought joy and pleasure into my life. I picture you all the time with me, with us gazing into each other's eyes. I owe my life to you, Smiling Asian Teenage Boy, and with this I say thank you. I feel the same way.
